Snurph Reviews

The Knight Before Christmas (2019)

It was just bad.. but that's not why I'm writing a review.

[2/10 · 1 December 2019]

Okay so this was a terrible movie. The plot didn't make any sense, if this were to ever happen the knight guy would've probably ended up in a mental institution. Also WHY is Vanessa Hudgens starring in multiple bad Christmas movies? Did she sign a contract? Is she stuck? Does she need help? I feel like she's better than this.

And now for the actual reason I'm writing this:

The knight's name is Sir Cole... LOL His name is Circle. xD Every time they say his name it sounds like circle... How can anyone take this film seriously?

Swiped (I) (2018)

Wish I could give it a zero...

[1/10 · 20 August 2019]

This film was atrocious. This is the first review I've written purely motivated by how bad it was. I feel the need to warn people and also complain about it. The whole story was bad and in poor taste. The acting was terrible, a lot of characters were useless to the narrative (if you can even call it that). The cinematography was all wrong, what the hell was going on with the focus pulling? How did this film even get made? Who signed off on this?