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30 Days of Night (2007)
Vampire Movie That Sucked
Well, what can I say. Think of a big, giant crock, fill it with the assorted effluvia, excreta and general waste of all human and animal depository and you can maybe get an inkling as to a fraction how much this movie stank.
Seldom since I sat through the torture that was "Far And Away" have I encountered such a waste of electricity. Slow at times, over paced at others, an inconsistent snore-fest where the dumbest ever vampires encounter the dumbest ever humans for the right to test the viewers patience.
Whispered scenes of barely audible, unrelenting tedium are interspersed with sporadic yet predictable gore. Avoid this like the plague. It ranks with the worst I have ever seen,
A Shot at Glory (2000)
Awful, truly awful.
So bad it's good, but so bad it is. Duvall is how I would imagine the late Bill Shankly would sound if you had slipped him a mickey containing LSD. How a great actor of his stature came to be in this turkey can only be attributed to his legendary drinking sessions with Jimmy Johnstone going beyond the wee small hours and into the twilight zone.
Surprisingly the cheeky chappie and rookie actor, ex Rangers player Ally McCoist is not as excruciating to watch as others who should know better in this. Michael Keaton looks as stunned as a cow on a quiz show, as he tries to work out what the hell is going on here.
I laughed when I'm sure I wasn't meant to and for the rest of the movie my toes curled so much that I got cramp.
In the name of the beautiful game, avoid this like the plague.