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Journey to Paradise (2010)
Please, just end already.
This movie is just awful. I've personally witnessed better acting from an empty soup can. The camera work is laughable and the writing is straight out of a 13 year old girl's diary. The entire production appears to have been shot in the basement of a local church with volunteers from a nearby Walmart. The highlight of this film is the end credits. Enjoy.
Homeless for the Holidays (2009)
The acting...Ohh, the acting...
I got hooked on sappy Christmas movies years and years ago with the Hallmark Channel. For the most part, they're all goofy 'feel good' movies that I have a guilty pleasure for. And while I've only been registered on IMDB for a couple years, I think this is my first review, The acting in this movie makes it worth watching if you like watching train wrecks happen right in front of you. Oh my freaking god is this movie bad. I had to stop midway through the movie to offer up this drunken, rambling review. I have a feeling six friends went to some crap hole film school in New Mexico, dropped out after the first year, and set their sights on making this epic happen. For what its worth, one of my dogs just doubled pawed an unsupervised steak knife and pulled off some ceremonial Japanese suicide stunt right in front of me and the other two dogs. Its probably better that he didn't know how to type. Enjoy this one at your own risk.