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The Sims 3: Pets (2011)
Wouldn't change it.
In this expansion pack for the sims 3 we get probably the most important update for the whole game and that is (just in case you didn't read the title of the game that this review is for) pets. In this update you get everything pet related you could ever dream of all in one bundle without any cash-grab late additions that you have to pay extra for that my 2011-self knows EA would never attempt.
The "all you could ever dream of" features that the pets expansion adds for your game don't just include your standard pets like dogs and cats but also include other... standard pets like horses, rodents and reptiles; those kinds of standard pets that you would expect any pets themed expansion pack to include so good thing EA has done this and will definitely so totally continue to do this. For the sims 3 pets my only real complaint would be the inability to make raccoons and foxes, which we all known should be prioritized above things like horses and rodents.
Since this expansion pack has done so well and honestly just left me really satisfied as a customer and optimistic for the future I'm excited for whatever EA has to offer in the future, I mean how could they stuff up after this kind of achievement; the only thing that I could imagine them doing to stuff this up next time would be if when the sims 4 comes out they no longer categorize their expansion packs and stuff packs in a simple and understandable way but instead add something like, lets say game packs an extra version of expansion packs that thy add much less content to but only take the price down a little; even worse would be if their expansion packs got even smaller so they had to split what had previously been a great expansion pack into 2 packs where they still somehow don't bother to give us horses or reptiles! It's almost funny to see the clear decline of hypothetical-future-EA as I write this in 2011 when the sims 3 was still making me happy because its so obvious by the fact that they split the previous pets expansion pack into two just so that you can pay more for less content because my sims 4 character still wont have snakes. But obviously EA would never do that because after seeing suck a beutiful expansion pack as the sims 3 pets a ave total faith in them to continue making high quality games where a supernatural pack includes not just vampies and a pets pack includes more than dogs and cats.
Thanks EA.
The Sims 3 (2009)
Relatable ;p
Every since I was a wii-lil-child I have loved the sims series, so you can imagine how excited I was when i bought ~The Sims 3~. I sat that, practically peeing myself with excitement, as I downloaded the sims 3 + the pets expansion pack + the outdoor living "stuff" pack. (Despite the incredibly long time it took to load while I peed myself) I fell in love with the sims 3 the same way I had with the first sims game my mother had downloaded on the home computer within my first 5 minutes of playing.
The game is just like life. You play as a person, you get a job as a person, you buy your first house as a person, you get married as a person, you have a child that looks kind of f***ed up but you still do it as a person(even if the baby doesn't do it as a person). Just like real life the people, or sims, have emotions. The emotions in the game are made by your sims moodlets, moodlets are gained from actions and places. The moodlets are caused by things like hunger, hygiene, a well decorated room or even the death of a relative or friend, and like real life you do all of these as a person. Like real life, in this game you have no real objectives but "wishes" that your sims make, these an also affect moodlets. After the novelty of living a life (more successful than your own(lets face it you're 25 next month and your still playing sims)) of an average sim/person wears off and you notice the existentialism of the game, you begin to experiment. These experiments start off innocent, you marry a second person just to observe the moodlet/emotion of your fellow sim, of your first husband. By your fifth husband and your relationship of now polyandry you've become bored. You recreate the first glitch you encountered, and each of your five husbands now have 3 children to their name, not only children but those weird f***ed up children that don't play the game as people, Not Like You Do. You breed these children like a person performing a weird f***ed up experiment, like a person. Eventually your first sim and her husbands have all grown old and out of kindness for the human race and mentally ill, they stop breeding. You are shocked and mad at the betrayal of your sims and their reproductive habits so you lock them in a room with no light or bed or shower or food or friend. You decide to observe how long each of these sims take to die and what the cause is. when you find that they all die of starvation first you take note. The children you've had have now grown up and they're old enough to participate (no matter how f***ed up they are). You set aside two above ground for breeding and the rest are locked underground with the same conditions as the first but they all get one meal this time. You take note of what they die from and you make sure that next time they don't die from this. You continue this return in order to find the most brutal and difficult to reach death. By your 300th participant you find it. You find the worst death. YOU find that your sims has died from loneliness. YOU found this as a person. This is when you realize that sims 3 has gone to far.
The sims 3 is a perfect realization of what people do without consequence. You cannot blame this on Jasmine the wife of five and mother of fifteen, shes dead. YOU killed all of these people out of what? Curiosity? Rebellion? To prove a point? NO, it's because you could. The sims 3 lets see what is deeper inside the human brain, what is deeper inside the human soul. With this information I can only imagine the people paying EA for statistics. Or maybe EA keeps it for themselves for their new line of AI based on the brain of my 12 year old curious, rebellious, spiteful self. The sims is using game data they collected to learn about the human brain and it's too late.
I hope that someone smarter than me is able to find this information and do something with it because I'm not sure exactly what reaction would be correct. I am going to have to take a break from my IMDb review career so that I can find myself, goodbye everyone and good luck.
EDIT: although I'm not sure it was the right choice I have changed my name and have come to a hopeful final count of five husbands (real life people, not sims) and I thought you might all want to know that my f***ed up children and I have decided to give the game a second chance so I'm currently downloading my 13th piece of DLC. Anyway goodbye and good luck losers ;p.
The Sims 4 (2014)
???
they game has no story line, hardly any character development and the most unrealistic setting I've ever seen. the game devs really dropped the ball on this one. the game before this had been perfect and now this i mean jeez, i used to have a wheres waldo in the loading screen and now what do i have. i used to have toddlers and now- forget this one. I used to have a smile played upon my lips whenever there was an update but now, now i don't even care, i don't even notice it anymore.
The Interview (2014)
pretty good i guess
this is a good movie in my opinion as i am someone who likes seat rodger comedy but i really don't think kim jhon ewn really deserved this blow, i get that most people hate him but i think he had a right to be mad. kimmy only wanted to make America great again and although i don't know much about politics and stuff i don't know what the problem with the wall is, it worked keeping the rabbits out of chink-land way back when so why cant it work in 'merica??? I'm only a simple Australian but it seems as though from what i've seen in grand theft auto America could really use good leader like kim jin eel, (maybe he can take care of that dilf Trevor Philips(Trevor isn't a dad but he can be my daddy any day amaright?)) anyway i wouldn't take the politics too seriously in this movie but enjoy the anal stuff so you can get the most of this film. although apparently he banned it from ever being sold tho so maybe i imagined buying the DVD and watching it?? maybe I'm wrong about all this????
Suicide Squad (2016)
wowie
this movie was fearless and crazier than even batman VS superman, it was DC's queen and god help anyone that dared watch suicide squad because the might possibly commit suicide over the waist of money that is this horribly made s**t show filled with actors that aren't actors and bad quotes.
they had 20 main characters and they don't get passed introductions with any of them. all the dialogue sounded like a 12 year olds jokerxreader fanfiction that she wrote while she was sick at home and drooling from pain meds, and despite the "cool powers" they were all given out of some edgy c***s ocs on deviant art they couldn't for the life of them do anything well, i honestly don't remember if they killed a single thing or just talked about how they kill things. I had to cover my eyes because harley quinns outfit was so desperately trying to look cool and sexy that it lacked any ounce of reason-ability and left me with second hand embarrassment.
my tribute to the script writers(good job really):
"i'm not gonna kill you, i'm just gonna hurt you really really bad" -this movie did indeed hurt me really really bad.
"we're bad guys... it's what we do" - i really like the in-depth approach they took to these characters and spending time explaining why they took to crime!
"what was that? I should kill everyone and escape? sorry the voices" this the edgiest thing I've ever heard and kid's at my school listen to fallout boy so i know what i'm talking about.
I wouldn't wish this kind of failure on my worst enemy, too bad my worst enemy is jared leto and hes sat at home taking about how the haters just couldn't understand the true crazy and it was all too much for them. i feel sorry for anyone involved.
Tickled (2016)
if you got the fetish i got the feather
Sometimes when i'm bored i'll watch porn with a really long introduction so i become attached to the people in the video and this is basically what that is, if you have a weird sadistic fetish like me you'll probably find your fingers getting kinda sticky within this documentary and that's a good thing. most of the footage is good quality so if your a cinophile that'll be ticking(tickling) your boxes and if you haven't yet picked up a kink for tickling then you're about to.In all seriousness this actually a very good little film and i really enjoyed it. but anyway in the words of my dwarf god "yer makin' a chicken out of a feather" and i don't know what that means but oh dear lord do i want to have torbjorns 20 children right ow.(((im really sorry god please don't hold this against me)))
The Dog Island (2007)
The Dog Island is a beautiful game and here's why
you get to sniff everything, that is your one goal.but wait there's more, its literally so good looking, this isn't no last of us but it is incredibly beautiful, mimicking the art style of catz but still having its own identity. my dog wears a tie, fadorra and sunglasses how hot is that. 10/10 would recommend/bang.personally i felt a very strong connection to this little key thing and his tree which grows along with you, as well as the whole town/s of dogs. Each individual character has its own personal story line and personality and its rly fun getting to know each one. i bought this game when i was about 7 and i would still play it now. specialty after playing fallout 4 i felt a sadness that i had left my German Shepard to rot in that place without me so i went back and you know what now i watch mlp every night and started watching anime again. peace out weabs.