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Star Trek: The Next Generation: Coming of Age (1988)
Season 1, Episode 18
8/10
Starfleet Academy Logistics and Recruiting
27 October 2018
A good episode for season 1. But I want to talk about this Starfleet Academy admittance procedure. This episode explains that only 1 (one*!) person per year is admitted to Starfleet from this planet. Now unless admission is based on world population, with an appropriate ratio, the implication seems to be one person per planet per year. Wesley has no connection to this plant, he just seems to be around here when the test is happening. In fact, AT LEAST 3 of the 4 applicants are certainly not born on this world (1 Vulcan, 1 Benzite, Wesley and another human), so already the logistics are confusing.

Now, I looked this up and there are 183 member species, and 895 Billion individual lives in the Federation. Lets assume each of those species have on average a few different well colonized planets - populous enough to merit academy testing. Now this episode means to tell us, that only one person per planet is able to START the training for Starfleet. if we multiply 183 member species by 4 colonised planets we get about 730 worlds. that is slightly over a billion lives per world so probably its being generous. So Starfleet, which is responsible for hundreds of billions of lives, is allowing 700 people maximum per year to go to Starfleet academy? Surely not everyone passes. If 600 of them graduate each year, is that really enough personnel to staff an organisation that has influence and responsibility over a quarter of the galaxy? I think not.

Does this mean Earth gets one applicant per year? How outrageous. Imagine if every country on Earth only hired one new policeman, one new fireman, or one new solider every year. Laughable. They even sound remorseful at the end when they declare its too bad because they would all make good candidates. Why would this system ever exist? What if Earth had 1000 great applicants and Vulcan's best 10 were all lesser applicants?

By my numbers it is safe to assume that even with a more generous future retirement ages (humans live to be older in Star Trek), there are only about 50,000 total active Starfleet officers. 50,000 for 895 Billion lives! For reference there are almost 1 Million Police officers in the United States of America, for only 300+ Million people. To say nothing of other services.

It's season one and the universe had not been as fleshed out but come on Gene. You invented this intergalactic Federation, and you invented its intergalactic military/police/exploration/diplomacy arm. This system is bogus and I am pretty sure Wesley does something different later anyway.
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Star Trek: Enterprise: Detained (2002)
Season 1, Episode 21
6/10
Wheres the closure!
23 September 2017
Average episode about detainment camps WWII style with a theme of prejudice and racial stereotypes. Mayweather had a little speech about overcoming prejudice that sounds nothing like a real human speaking and exactly like a wordy and bad line reading from a script.

The main problem with this episode is the exactly 0 closure on the fate of the two main Sullivan characters! None! Just two scenes before the end, the hesitant Suliban, sujak or whatever,is given a federation phase pistol to go back for Dirak (or whatever). For the character it represents his moment to finally find his courage and resist. Then that's it, no resolution on that - the fate of two of the three guest stars in the episode. There is zero follow up on whether they both die or escape. It was irking.

The episode is pretty bland even for trek considering the setting and theme. Average episode, average score.
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Star Trek: Voyager: The Cloud (1995)
Season 1, Episode 5
2/10
Depleting interest reserves
2 March 2017
A rather weak episode that is as nebulous in its 3 disjointed story concepts as in subject matter. Healing the cloud entity as a plot relies almost entirely on technobable and limited low budget visuals which diminish the already low stakes low interest plot line. Paris' bar begins one of the many terrible holodeck segments voyager cycled through between seasons. With seemingly endless possibilities, a seedy bar with holographic prostitutes simply cannot be the place you invite your crew-mates to hang out in. Lastly the chakotay section was actually alright, if a but fluffy, and constantly tight-roping the line between offensive and tasteful.

Janeway comes across so far this season as a talented scientist with inconsistent command ability. In the same episode she puts down Neelix's whining with authority, and then later allows him to disrupt all bridge operations with a snack and a proclamation about his new self-appointed ship officer position. Others have already touched on her questionable decisions to risk everyone's life, ship power, and fuel reserves on a humanitarian detour.

All in all, a Pretty weak and disjointed episode that never really impressed and leaves the viewer a little frustrated by the characters.
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