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Slip Into Silk (1985)
Slip into Silk Makes the Grade
This movie stars Kelly Nichols as a successful night-time radio talk show host whose career is threatened by a jealous, cunning vixen (superbly played by Janey Robbins) who wants a piece of the action, so to speak. Ron Jeremy - as the station's producer and luscious Laurie Smith - as Ron's secretary also star.
The film isn't bad, but there aren't many memorable scenes either. One of the best is a lesbian encounter between Kelly Nichols and Laurie Smith. Nichols has Smith lie on her back on a couch while she strips Laurie down to her garter belt and ultra-sheer, silk stockings.
Smith begins to tremble as Nichols separates and climbs between her sleek, silk-encased legs and begins to gently rub her clit into a heightened, sexual frenzy. It's not long before Nichols's carnal instincts take over as Laurie becomes more and more aroused.
Overcome by lust, Nichols lowers her head into Laurie's sopping pussy and begins to voraciously eat out the cute brunette. The action becomes intense as Nichols furiously licks and sucks Laurie's love nest while her fingers wantonly fondle Laurie's sleek, shiny stockings.
Finally, sensing that Laurie is ready to explode in a mind-numbing orgasm, Nichols digs her fingers into Laurie's slippery smooth stockings and pulls her legs further apart - exposing Laurie's pussy completely to her greedy, cunning mouth. Then, while still clutching Laurie's silk-encased legs with her fingers, Nichols devours every drop of the cute brunette's sweet love juices that begin to pour from her thoroughly ravished pussy.
In a final sign of complete submission, Laurie moans and drops her head backwards onto the couch as Nichols's hands lift, spread and hold Laurie's shiny stockinged legs high in the air while she buries her face into Laurie's spasming and creaming crotch to finish her off, once and for all.
Nichols's dominating performance in this scene as she renders Laurie Smith completely helpless in their encounter is worth the price of this movie alone. Certainly, this is one that "bears" watching.
Twice a Virgin (1984)
Shannon's Sexploits - pre and post op
Definitely a kinky film involving Shannon who's a transsexual (in this case, a female living in a male's body). The first part of the film includes Shannon's life with her male endowment (and a rather large one at that!); the last part is after her operation where, amazingly, she looks every bit as pretty as any other blonde.
The acting is rather good, but the camera-work is terrible in parts of some scenes. However, one of the better scenes involves Shannon in a three-way with two female roommates - a decent looking redhead and a very pretty brunette. It should be noted that both women are wearing sexy lingerie, although the pretty brunette's shiny, black satin garter belt attached to ultra-sheer, silk seamed stockings appears to fuel intense lesbian lust within the redhead.
While, the brunette is seated on a couch, the redhead clamps her fingers onto the brunette's sleek stockings - and pries the brunette's legs apart. The redhead then buries her face and mouth into the brunette's quivering bush - licking and sucking the brunette's convulsing clit so voraciously that it appears the dark-haired girl is about to pass out from the redhead's feverishly intense cunnilingus. The redhead continues to carnivorously devour the brunette's sopping womanhood for a long time until Shannon decides to join in - sucking and licking the poor brunette's nipples while she's being simultaneously eaten into absolute submission by the redhead.
Shannon then decides that both she and the brunette are ready for something different. With the dark-haired girl flat on her back on the couch, Shannon grabs the brunette's shiny, stocking-encased leg with the fingers of one of her hands and raises the sleek leg so far up and back that the girl's silky knee is nearly next to her ear while Shannon wantonly buries the full length of her huge, throbbing manhood deep into the brunette's spasming vagina. Although the camera-work is spotty, we are able to catch most of the erotic foreplay between Shannon and her victim as the lust-filled she-male savagely pile-drives her immense penis deep into the gasping, squirming brunette's belly while still clenching and controlling the brunette's stockinged leg with her long fingers.
Meanwhile, the redhead has taken up a position behind Shannon - pushing down on the she-male's buttocks with his/her every inward thrust - helping to impregnate Shannon's huge manhood as deep as possible into the helpless brunette's love nest. Soon, Shannon starts to moan - her body twitching violently - as she begins to pump what must be a quart of her potent seed deep into the brunette's uterus - filling and defiling the brunette's hapless womb with millions of wiggling, vile sperm looking for an egg to invade.
Later, with the thoroughly eaten and used brunette reduced to a spectator, Shannon and the redhead pair off in a suck and screw session that appears very erotic, but is hampered by poor camera angles.
There are also some very good scenes within the remainder of the film, especially with Shannon as a full-fledged female post-op, but none come close to the heat generated in the aforementioned three-way.
All-in-all, this is a very good film for those that like things "different."
Suze's Centerfolds 1 (1979)
Centerfolds 1 - a Good old-fashioned adult video
This is a compilation of four vignettes that have the stars dressed in different period "costumes" befitting the style back in the early '80s (more on this later on). The production - including photography and audio - is very well done, and the acting appears to include actual sexual emotions (physical and mental) that the role players are going thru. A loop entitled "The Master and the Maid" serves as a good example for the kind of stuff in most of the "Suze Centerfolds" loops. The maid is played by Laurie Smith - a hot vixen with raven hair, firm ass-cheeks and hairy bush. She is dressed in a provocative french-maid's outfit - complete with shiny, black back-seamed silk stockings, garter belt and crotchless panties. Of course, her attire turns on the Master (actor's name unknown) who proceeds to thoroughly lick and suck her clit into a raging, wet orgasm while she's lying on her back. The Master then grabs a firm hold of her shiny, silk-stockinged legs - lifting and spreading them apart high in the air with his hands and fingers - as he mercilessly clobbers her sopping vagina into utter submission with the full 12" length of his huge, throbbing manhood while she writhes and moans beneath him. A clearly overpowered Laurie continues to be outrageously pummeled and pounded in a variety of different positions by the Master thru the rest of the loop. The end occurs as the Master, who's virile penis is still completely buried in Laurie as he ravishes her side-saddle (while continuing to hold her limp, sleek stockinged leg high in the air and out of the way of his loins) appears to shoot an enormous load of his potent sperm deep into her fertile, vulnerable womb. He eventually pulls out - spewing the remainder of his cum over her bush, thighs and stockings - after which the physically exhausted and thoroughly screwed maid asks for "a raise" as a reward. Great line - great video.
Swedish Erotica 7 (1978)
Delivers the Goods
This is a short, but sweet collection of loops starring the biggest names of the early 80s porn stars. All loops are hot - especially a three-way with John Holmes that warrants some extra words (below). One of the scenes involves Aunt Peg (Juliet Anderson - who steals every scene that she's in) getting it on with Seka and Jamie Gillis that is very good.
But the best scene, as previously mentioned, involves the incredibly hung John Holmes in a loop entitled "Games Room." The scene picks up with an absolutely gorgeous blonde - with platinum-shiny hair parted perfectly down the middle - fellating John. A brunette (stark naked) enters the room and takes over from the blonde, who then undresses down to a shiny red satin garter belt and black ultra-sheer stockings - yikes!. John then invites them both onto a pool table (you can't make this stuff up!), where the action really gets hot and heavy. In one sequence, while John impales her doggy-style, the brunette digs her fingers into the ultra-sheer stockinged legs of the blonde to spread them wider so that she can greedily lick and devour the blonde's now fully-exposed and vulnerable womanhood (this is at least the second time that the brunette performs cunnilingus on the blonde in this loop). Nonetheless, the close-up camera work is terrific as we view the brunette's slobbering mouth carnivorously sucking and licking the blonde's throbbing clit - driving her into a raging, wet orgasm as she writhes and heaves under the brunette's body and hungry mouth.
John can stand the lesbianism no longer, so he swings around between blondie's silk-encased legs - grabbing and lifting them up and apart with his hands as he buries his mammoth tool into blonde's sopping, freshly-eaten womanhood. During the next several minutes we see John feverishly pile-driving all 14 inches of his virile manhood deep into blondie's convulsing, fully-stretched love nest (one of the rare instances that we witness a woman being able to take John's full length all the way up into her navel) - her sleek-stockinged legs glistening high in the air as she's being mercilessly pumped and pummeled silly by Big John. While John is pounding away, the surrendering blonde is simultaneously being ravished as she's french-kissed by the brunette - who's holding the blonde's neck & shiny hair with both her hands while she thrusts her long tongue almost as deep into the blonde's gasping mouth & throat as John's tool is in her womb.
From John's facial expressions and jerking movements, it appears that he has already cum at least once - pumping what seemed like a quart of his scalding sperm deep into blondie's unprotected, spasming womb - filling it to capacity with his potent seed. It also appears that he's jealous of the brunette's lesbian intentions towards the blonde - since, when he finally pulls out, he grabs a firm hold of the blonde's smooth stockings and yanks the blonde away from the brunette's affections. Ultimately, the scene ends with John shooting another huge load, this time into the mouth of the blonde (who looks like she's ready to pass out from being so thoroughly ravished by both John and the dyke-ish brunette) - as the brunette also tries to join in. This loop is one of the most ribald of any that Swedish Erotica produced - and is a perfect example of the type of wild eroticism filmed in the late 70s (which you don't see today, unfortunately).
Different Strokes (1978)
Different Strokes Excellent for Certain Folks
This is a curious film that offered - at the same time - some truly exceptional sex scenes along with a far-fetched (even ludicrous) plot. Starting with the plot, the film centers around four people - Charles (Ric Lutze) who is an acting teacher, Charles's wife Paula who appears to be a writer, Bernie who is Paula's agent and a very attractive acting student (Jennifer West). Bernie visits Charles's house and immediately gets involved in a sexcapade with Paula while, in another part of the house, Charles becomes romantically involved with the acting student (who has come to his house for her "lesson"). Later, as Bernie is satisfying his sexual needs with the acting student in Charles's house, they are discovered by Charles and his wife - who then admits that she, too, has had a romp in the hay with Bernie. Charles becomes upset, but devises a sort of "solution" for the whole mess by having his wife (Paula) perform cunnilingus on the acting student (West). Paula hesitates at first, but quickly reconsiders and avidly dives between the silky legs of the student while Charles and Bernie hold the would-be actress down for Paula to feast upon. As I stated, a somewhat crazy plot, but those who look for ribald sex won't be disappointed. Of particular note is the last scene in which Charles's wife (Paula) fondles the acting student's sleek legs - which are encased in dark, ultra-sheer silk stockings - before eventually digging her fingers into the shiny, smooth silk just above the acting student's knees. With the pretty student's sleek legs now firmly controlled in her hands and fingers, Paula forces the student's legs apart - enabling her to ravish and thoroughly devour the fully exposed and succulent genitalia of the defenseless student with her voraciously sucking mouth. The camera pans from Paula's bobbing head and greedy, cunning mouth eating its way through West's sopping crotch to Jennifer's squirming, heaving body and pained expressions on her face as she clearly experiences a mind-numbing orgasm brought on by Paula's intense, carnivorous cunnilingus. One thing that I found a bit puzzling was that Charles appears to mock the plight of the beleaguered acting student - who can hardly speak as she struggles within the throes of a convulsing orgasm - by commanding her to beg Paula to "Eat me" as loud as she can, although Paula clearly needs no additional prompting as she continues to feverishly lick and suck West's swollen, throbbing clit into an incredibly erotic cum-squirting frenzy (from which she laps up every drop of her victim's sweet love juices). The camera ultimately pans away from the last sequence where Paula lifts the submissive student's limp, shiny stockinged legs high in the air with her hands - presumably to place her in a more vulnerable position to be eaten once and for all - while Charles and Bernie crack jokes about how perverse California is.
As I stated, there are several other very good sex scenes as well, but I won't divulge all the secrets and ruin the reader's sense of anticipation. Just don't take the plot too seriously!