Change Your Image
BoutTime13
Reviews
Boku no hîrô akademia THE MOVIE: Wârudo Hîrôzu Misshon (2021)
So Deku is now Superman AND Spider-Man
By the time Deku is allowed to control all his quirks, he might as well be God on steroids. Glad they were able to replicate all the Spider-Man scenes with him using black whip swinging on a bridge. Next I expect lightening speed, freeze breath, or laser eyes. At this point, feel like we need to start rooting for the villains who aren't 7 super heroes in one body. So much for an under-dog who overcomes anything. Just make the show an homage to Deku and how he now rules as the absolute overlord of the world. Anything else is just silly...
Shinka No Mi: Shiranai Uchi ni Kachigumi Jinsei (2021)
What epic insecure loser thought up this drivel?
So apparently the epic loser who created this pathetic teenage fantasy is extraordinarily bad with women and weak in every sense of the word. Why else would they need to overcompensate so drastically at every turn. It's obvious the main character is the creator and in reality is the fat, smelly, unliked loser we are introduced to in the first episode. From there, it's basically a delusional "if I had a genie" make me the attractive cool kid with super powers who women find irresistible. What is it with all these pathetic loser Japanese men? Their real lives must be so depressing on every level to come up with this repeat misogynistic storyline. This will literally make a person cringe when the obnoxiously huge cheated small waist damsel suddenly can't help themselves and throw themselves at this basically "loser-God" character who does nothing to acquire his overwhelming invincibility. I've seen some real train wreck anime, but this has got to break some world record for proving how depressing and sad one little man's fantasy is in Japan. Maybe some day he will actually be able to talk to a woman and discover they aren't just a set of huge breasts in mini jean shorts longing for his obvious inexperienced inadequate manhood. Since that will never happen, at least if we ever need to find the most pathetic virgin loser on the planet, we just to locate the creator of this appalling excrement.
Hai to gensô no Grimgar (2016)
Rather watch paint dry
Good grief this show was the slowest, most boring, childish, perverted, non-sense, I've ever watched. From the ridiculous dialogue to the epically stupid story plot line, this is by far the poorest excuse for anime. Somewhere some prepubescent losers who obviously have a large breast fantasy and zero experience with real women, somehow created this pathetic drivel. The ONLY reason I even gave this show a chance is it was supposedly on par with Overlord. It couldn't be further from the truth and I flush things with more entertainment value than this anime abortion. If I could give a negative score that would still be too generous for whatever train wreck this is. Save yourself and go watch literally anything else. I MEAN ANYTHING!
Goblin Slayer (2018)
Oblivious Stupidity
Granted I just got through the first 3 episodes, the sheer level of stupidity from the pathetic weakling priestess is plain insulting. The pitifully weak, meager, whiny, cry baby, barely has the nerve to sign up as an adventurer then of course decides she should join even more naïve, stupid, weak, arrogant newbs. Predictably they die horribly and we see how truly worthless and pathetic the priestess is, yet in the end she decides it would be in her best interest to continue on her path of literally pissing herself in fear while being totally overwhelmed and completely inadequate.
Whatever happens, be prepared for any and ALL reason and logic to not exist in this "realm". Yes this is anime, but gravity exists, the sky is blue, and fire burns. Nevertheless, this epically stupid priestess "hero" fully utilizes her mousy voice to whine, nag, and complain as her strongest "power" and it literally made me nauseas watching just one show.
I gave it two stars because it couldn't get anymore stupid or completely ridiculous than the eye-rolling nonsense the first 3 episodes was completely comprised of. I swear the only ingredients for anime today is a "loner" who really isn't alone, a whiny, crying, out of her league little girl who can't help but limp after their "master" like a puppy, some big breasted idiot that is required to fawn over the hero, and most importantly the hero has to say "I MUST GET STRONGER!!". Just to be safe, let's throw in some gratuitous cleavage and violence and voila..GOBLIN SLAYER!
Fairy gone (2019)
Whiny self loathing
I've never watched such incessant whining, complaining, and complete lack of self confidence throughout an entire series. The potential was there and this show could have been really fun and entertaining to watch. Instead, all common sense and logic is continuously thrown by the wayside and self pity parties are thrown almost every episode. From the OP characters that seem strong enough to conquer the world getting taken out by a random character or left for some completely ridiculous code of honor is just plain stupid. My eyes were so sore from all the rolling these weak characters managed to make the most simple of tasks into impossible dilemmas was truly nauseating. Don't forget the childish dialogue that has the depth of a puddle and sounds more like grade school children arguing that heroes fighting for a just cause. Combine all these atrocities with constant weak plot holes and overly dramatic rantings of literally every character puts this excrement at the top of the dung heap that is today's version of anime. Only saving grace is this looks to be the only season and hopefully enough warnings have been written to save others from this abysmal, time wasting, failure. I truly feel like a victim that should be compensated somehow for watching this drivel it was so horrific.
Kimi to Boku no Saigo no Senjou, Arui wa Sekai ga Hajimaru Seisen (2020)
Typical Big Breasted Nonsense
Amazing the infatuation the Japanese animators must have with timid, big breasted, air heads, they continuously create to fulfill their adolescent fantasies. Of course you can't forget the high pitched squealing from the other female characters who sound like they must be 7 years old with corresponding maturity and intelligence. That leaves the prepubescent androgynous males who can't help but speak softly and for some unknown reason miraculously attract the aforementioned huge breasted blushing moron who of course is beyond OP on multiple levels and is the ONLY attempt to make them slightly interesting. Anime has spiraled out of control into pathetic, predictable, childish, drivel that simply is nauseating to watch. Good grief I need to slam my head into the wall to try and forget this abysmal attempt at entertainment. Save yourself from this nightmarish constant whining nonsense and watch literally anything else...that includes paint drying or grass growing. This was simply cartoon vomit at its worse and pray it never gets worse. Gawd! This was the definition of excrement on a whole other level.
Mirai nikki (2011)
What an absolute weakling
Never knew such a pathetic, weak, incapable, coward, would actually be used as the "hero" in a story. The disgusting misogynistic jokes and complete lack of common sense and logic is truly amazing. This sorry excuse is the most vile, unrealistic, childish vomit I've ever wasted time watching. I really hope the creators never get the chance to write anything again after the hell i just went through. Just when you imagine the characters couldn't be more stupid, predictable, and epically pitiful, they show stupid knows no bounds and smear the feces after stepping in it. The only amazing aspect of this show is how it managed to progressively get worse and worse with each episode. The corny dialogue, hyper cheesy rantings, and complete adolescent mindset was beyond painful. Obviously a depressed, loser emo-teen, felt the need to translate his pathetic life into even worse more pathetic anime. This show is an absolute embarrassment for the anime genre and I'm certain I will always vomit a little when I even think about literally the worse show I've ever watched. Truly, do NOT waste a second on this abysmal excrement. I can't emphasize enough how much I truly hated this show is so many ways I never knew possible. May God have mercy on their souls for creating such an absolute anime abortion.
Tokyo Ghoul (2014)
Gimme a break
I kept watching and thinking this show would somehow eventually improve. Wow was I wrong and have no idea what show anyone who gave a decent review was watching. So much whining and crying. The ghouls are obviously substantially stronger and more powerful yet always find a way to either lose and of course then go on to cry and regret their actions. Nevertheless, they are still made to be invincible super-beings that pathetically monologue into a loss or get taken down by weaker human beings who have no place in a fight against a baby ghoul, let alone a "boss" ghoul. I can't emphasize enough how truly pathetic this anime turned out to be. The naïveté and stupidity each character masterfully exemplifies each and every episode is the only amazing aspect of this entire show. Can honestly say I despise this type of whiny drivel trying to come off as "cool". For the love of God, watch literally anything else or you will regret all the time you've wasted on this poor excuse for decent anime. I hope anyone affiliated with this show was permanently fired for this dumpster fire. If you enjoy weak characters with an even weaker story line, look no further. Complete absence of logic and blatantly absurd reasoning make it impossible to make sense of anything and leave more unanswered questions. What a complete joke and I honestly feel violated and insulted after the first two seasons. Worst anime ever.
Hagane no renkinjutsushi (2003)
OP or Whiny Babies
Never watched an anime where the "heroes" are either crazy overpowered and can essentially beat anyone to getting easily destroyed by everyone and anyone because of their immaturity and childish behavior. First few seasons were interesting then it just gets ridiculous and stupid. Huge plot holes, pathetic character development, and ridiculous situations get to be all too much and make the show unwatchable. Wasted too much time hoping somehow the series would find a way to get back on track, but it just goes further down the rabbit hole and you actually start to resent the "heroes" who I once cheered for. Severely disappointing something with such potential totally fell flat on its face and makes me regret even giving this show a chance to begin with. What a complete childish waste of time and invest your time in something else worthwhile. The whiny crying and complaining by so many is so annoying and tired. If that's what you enjoy, this is the perfect show for you. Just imagine the dumbest most predictable storylines and that is exactly where the show will end up, most likely only more silly and absurd than even anime should allow.
Memorias de Idhún (2020)
The Most Childish, Whiny, Annoying, anime EVER!
Good grief this show was pathetic and predictable. I've never hated a main character so much as the "whiny Jack" who is undoubtedly one of the dumbest idiots to ever be chosen as the hero of the show. If you like whiny, annoying, entitled, petulant babies who lack all reason and small shred of common sense, this show is perfect for you. I've watched many anime series and had to turn this off due to the sheer ridiculousness of how much I truly despised how weakly developed the characters were. Especially the main character who takes it to a whole new level and made it impossible to root for him when he constantly complains like an unthankful spoiled brat. What a complete waste and your time is better spent watching paint dry. What a complete dumpster fire and hope "whiny Jack" gets the beating he truly deserves. This is the first time I actually rooted for the bad guys to prevail. This anime is a dreadful streak mark in the pants of decent anime.
Sorcerous Stabber Orphen (2020)
Worst Anime Ever
Really wanted to like this show and hoped it would somehow improve. Never have I been so wrong. It only got worse as I watched more episodes. Annoying main characters, pathetic storylines, weak plot development, and abysmal supporting cast are only a few of the many shortcomings. I can't believe I actually wasted so much time expecting this horrific show to somehow improve...in literally anyway. Somehow it only continued to get worse and prove newer anime is definitely not better anime. Everyone involved with this poor excuse of a show should be embarrassed and prevented from creating anything further without serious adult supervision. Do yourself a favor and either rewatch any other anime or find literally anything else before wasting your time with this dumpster fire. What a complete disaster on every level.