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Leprechaun 3 (1995)
The Best Leprechaun Move in the Series
Leprechaun 3 was the best film in the 6 part series. In this one, the lep is in Las Vegas creating trouble. Several people die like in the other films, but even an evil and greedy leprechaun knows better than to disrespect Elvis in Sin City-he briefly bonds with an Elvis impersonator without causing him any harm.
The lep also has some good lines, and this one even features a naïve college student (Scott) who gets bit by the lep and starts to turn into one of the green monsters. Fortunately, the naïve college student and his sexy female companion (Tammy-working as magician's assistant to a wannabe magician (Fazio) who gets sawed in half by the lep)defeat the little evil green guy. Scott even manages to avoid becoming a little evil green midget at the end of the film.
My favorite death scenes are the one where the an older woman jealous of Tammy's good looks finds one of the lep's coin, and wishes she was beautiful again. The lep makes her boobs, lips, and butt big and then proceeds to blow her up. The other good death scene is where the dirty old man casino owner gets seduced by a sexy female robot with big boobs, and then gets electrocuted by the lep.
The lep also manages to ruin Fazio's magic trick by turning an animal into a pile of poop in his hand-that was also very funny.
If you have limited time and want to check out this series, recommend watching this one as the 1st film to view.
Revenge of the Cheerleaders (1976)
Early David Hasselhoff and 1970's High School Cheerleader HiJinks
This is a bad movie, but has some redeeming qualities. More specifically, the movie is intentionally hilarious and stupid. This is in stark contrast to another hilarious B Movie (Cool as Ice-aka the infamous Vanilla Ice Movie)that tries to take itself seriously.
In addition, we have young David Hasselhof playing a High School jock named "Boner" who acts like an idiot. All you have to do is watch him try to dance to see what I mean.
To top it off, you have high school cheerleaders (probably played by adults in their 20's-30's :) ) who fool around with a bunch of dudes and plant illegal substances in the cafeteria food to get all of the teachers and their fellow students high.
Oh yeah, I guess there's somewhat of a plot. A land developer is in cohorts with a sleazy school board official. They want to close the school where Boner and the cheerleaders attend (Aloha??) so that the developer can build a mall or something that will make them both rich. The corrupt school board member rigs a school inspection/audit to ensure that the school fails. While Boner is being a "boner", the cheerleaders attempt to make sure that doesn't happen.
However, I apologize in advance for discussing actual plot in a B movie where there are promiscuous cheerleaders and a young David Hasselhoff acting like a fool.
Cool as Ice (1991)
The Vanilla Ice Movie--Need I Say More??
This movie is so bad, it's good. A main character who sports a bad haircut, wears MC Hammer pants and cheap sunglasses, and rides a fluorescent colored bike can't be taken seriously.
If David Hasselhoff can take credit for ending communism, Vanilla Ice can take credit for helping single guys become real gentlemen by watching this film. You can almost call this movie an charm school for single guys who want to find their future wife (in all seriousness, I think he did actually marry his female co-star but divorced her later):) . Guys who want to become a real ladies man should take notes from Vanilla Ice in this movie. I learned that snooty teen girls find it attractive when you knock them off their horse or tell them to "Drop that Zero and Get with the Hero" in front of their current boyfriend in an attempt to win their heart.
Vanilla's highly refined social skills really helps him win over his girlfriend's parents. The lessons one can take from this movie are timeless; teen boys will be still using Vanilla's smooth pick-up lines on attractive women 50 years from now.
I highly recommend this movie if you're a B movie fan who enjoys watching clown rappers try to make it in Hollywood. Thankfully, Vanilla is now building/remodeling homes as a living rather than attempt to rap.