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Nick Cannon (2021–2022)
1/10
Jesus, here we go again...
15 October 2021
It's like the male version of the Wendy Williams Show without the wigs and the boobs and the chair and the "How you doin'?"...just godawful. Dear God, who is this guy anyway? Can't daytime talk shows come up with something better than this?! Absolutely dredging the bottom of the barrel....
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Dragnet 1967: The Grenade (1967)
Season 2, Episode 1
8/10
Early (and barechested) Jan-Michael Vincent role...
13 July 2021
Decent episode (although the blaring music at the party in the conclusion is rather annoying). The main point of interest is a young (and really tanned) Jan-Michael Vincent shirtless (having been doused with sulfuric acid by a disturbed teenager) in one of his first acting roles.
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2/10
What was Honor thinking...
24 April 2021
Dear God, another godawful zombie/comedy flick with little or nothing to offer...and Honor Blackman decided to partake in this horrible romp? She must have been hoping it might end up being a low budget cult classic, but unfortunately all she got was a paycheck. Just more zombie crap in an already overloaded zombie genre that really needs to come to an end. Enough already.
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Dracula Now (2015)
5/10
Where is this movie?
10 April 2021
Man, this movie was shot a number of years ago...I met director Ryan Sexton one night here in Dayton, Ohio hanging out at a local bar and we talked about it, he got me all pumped up about seeing it, and the video has yet to surface anywhere. Maybe if I was still going to local Midwest movie conventions, I might be able to get ahold of a DVD bootleg somewhere, but you would think at this point (six years later) it's going to get some sort of release eventually? I think Darren Lee Cupp deserves even a modest release of an extremely low-budget Z-grade effort he participated in. (Plus, I'd like to see him naked/half-naked...which is what I've heard does happen in this poor man's vampire flick. I'm just sayin').
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7/10
Sleazy, loathsome and entirely entertaining...
13 January 2021
Very bizarre horror obscurity remembered quite well from its Wizard Video big-box artwork (depicting an eyeball apparently slithering like a slug across the pavement after having been dislodged from its female victim). Albeit repetitive and limited, would love to have the musical score from the film on CD (check it out, you'll know what I'm saying). This is a very campy, low-budget, ultra-sleazy Euro-horror cult classic that Andy Warhol would have absolutely loved. My favorite line from the movie: "I'm a hooker...you know, a street walker...couldn't you tell? Shit, no wonder I couldn't score tonight!" (the woman says just before her newfound-maniac-friend who she just invited to her nasty apartment decides to wig out, accusing her off being a "pros-ti-tute" and gouging her eyes out).

Given all the obscure horror film oddities that have been released onto disc in really nice widescreen releases by Blue Underground and Severin over the past few years, I find it quite odd that this entertaining little oddity has remained on the back burner.
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1/10
Just when you thought talk shows couldn't get any worse...
18 September 2020
Geez, and I thought Kelly Clarkson's show was bad...

The super-annoying commercials aired prior to the show's debut were a dead giveaway as to just how godawful this was going to be. I've tried to watch it a few times, but can barely stand five minutes of it. It's bad enough Drew loves talking about herself incessantly (which is NOT a good trait for a talk show host), but on top of that for some reason her guests feel inclined to ooze praise for her during the interviews (if you can call them that). Then douse it all with "women empowerment" and a "HEY, LOOK AT ME!" mentality and what you end up with is another sixty minutes of mindless daytime TV crap.

It's basically the 2020 version of The Sammy Maudlin Show (if you're not familiar with it, look it up...let's just say it's not a compliment).
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