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Alvin Purple (1973)
Terrific Aussie junk
2 January 2022
For reasons I now forget, I queued up "Alvin Purple" on my Quickflix list, and it turned up the other day. It may have been the Tim Burstall connection, as I had watched "Stork" again not so long ago, which in turn was inspired by "Oz", and I won't bore you further about that chain-of-command.

Now, I saw AP first many years ago, probably at the cinema, and then again ... what ... 10, 15 years ago? Whatever, the only scenes I could remember were the opening, on the tram heading down, I would now say, Royal Parade (which before I would have bet was St Kilda Rd), and he confronts our own Abigail. I still think of, and use, the "Jeez you've got nice tits", line to this day.

And the second is when he rides his bicycle into the garage door at the (Nth Balwyn?) home of his teacher, whose wife is committing almost-but-not-quite statutory rape on the schoolboy Alvin.

The film was and is notorious for many reasons, not for its Brian Cadd soundtrack but more for the full-frontal nudity that was exceptional for its time in mainstream cinema, (In the interviews Jacki Weaver talks about her nude scene with nostalgic coyness), and possibly for its conceits that a) women not only enjoy sex but b) go after it.

Of course, we all know some guys who are "lookers", in that they have that certain, special something that attracts women. Invariably we shake our heads in wonder.

After watching the film, I see that there are some extras, so I have a look and there is a contemporary "making of .." documentary, which is truly fascinating, and some much later interviews with the main people that you can miss no worries.

So I watched the "making of" and then so educated, I soberly watched the movie again, just now.

It's terrific. Ok, it's a piece of Aussie junk but it has a good story; good script (written by Aussie playwright and actor); and chock full of nostalgic icons like Crest Lager, Chrysler Chargers, and footage of Melbourne in the good old days.

I highly recommend it for a fun night in. If the Catholic Church got upset by "Life of Brian", one can only gleefully imagine their apoplexy at the idea of nuns getting hot for Alvin as he keeps the convent's garden.

Note the soundtrack at this point: "Gingerman" in an early Cadd arrangement.
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Departure (2019–2022)
2/10
Just bad
30 January 2021
Some say this is an MH 370 copy, but it is more like Michael Crichton's "Airframe", which itself has some issues but at least it is technically accurate, unlike the jargon as spoken by the pilot/ATC.
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Bird Box (2018)
4/10
Triffids meets ... Triffids
4 January 2019
Apparently there is a novel of this story, but it seems like a tweaked remake of "The Day of the Triffids" to me. I found it really slow (it's two hours) so used the fast-forward button to great effect.
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7/10
uncredited actor?
27 February 2018
The man who drives the truck with the chicken coops on the back does not appear to be credited. I recognise the voice as that of William Sanderson, who played J.F. Sebastian in "Blade Runner" (1982). (Kinda looks like him too.)Sanderson is not credited in this movie, if in fact it is him, and the movie does not appears in Sanderson's IMDB filmography. Any ideas?
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