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The Walking Dead: Wrath (2018)
Hands down one of the worst episodes in the history of television!!!
Absolutely nothing of consequence happened. A non battle with the repulsive Eugene turning sides again. Closeups of incredibly ugly actors ( Dwight and Daryl ) that made me nauseous. A ridiculous fight between Rick and Negan. First they're alone then a hundred people magically appear 30 feet from them. More dull, silly pontification from useless, boring characters. I actually thought there might be a small chance ( after a trio of semi decent episodes ) that this might be good but the Pimple got us again. Now that he will no longer be the forerunner we might get back to some semblance of decent storytelling. I feel sorry for the mentally deranged individuals who gave this a 10. They need help but are obviously beyond it. Truly one of the worst hours ever shamefully put on TV. I doubt this can be topped in sheer ineptitude.
This Is Us: The Wedding (2018)
As terrible as an episode can be; not to mention corny
This show resembles real life as closely as any supernatural show does, only less believable. The old Jack scenes were the corniest scenes ever put on TV and Kate looking like Moby on her wedding day was disturbing to watch. The two ridiculous brothers on their moronic mission was cringe inducing!!!! Suffice to say I'm done with this abomination of a show. I just can't fathom how people find this entertaining.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: The Real Deal (2018)
The only exciting thing here was the previews for the next episode!!!
What a misbegotten episode. Boring, uneventful and lacking anything approaching entertainment. So we learn Phil's dying!! Big surprise. The 100th indeed; of the same type of science fiction trope we've seen 100 times before. It took me 3 hours to watch because I had to put something else on to stay awake. A 9.7 on IMDB?? Preposterous. Man I hope this, well long it's expiration date show finally gats cancelled.
The Walking Dead: Honor (2018)
Mediocrity rears it's ugly head again as we're back!!!!
Witness the longest most boring, painfull ( not in a good way ) death of annoying character Coral. Mercifully we are at least rid of him. That montage music was one of the most cringe inducing, vomitous things ever heard. Even Rick and Michone can no longer salvage this disastrous abomination this show has become. Carol continues to be the most ridiculous action heroine seen on TV or movies. She just stumbles around shooting people ala Jamie Lee Curtis from True Lies. Were there even zombies in this episode? Oh yeah : the one that bit Coral who should be applauded. Another worthless character to bore us; Khadik, Damik or some such stupid name. He's such a nonentity that when he talks I keep looking for the speaker because I can't focus on him. 7 more Gimple the pimple episodes and maybe, mayyyybe we will get some improvement in the storytelling. It certainly can't be worse!!
Star Trek: Discovery: Will You Take My Hand? (2018)
Only the last ten seconds were good
Supercrap episide with virtually nothing happening. The only two interesting things were seeing Balok ( not the character but the actor ) from the original series and of course the beloved Entetprisrise with Pike aboard. I'd much rather see that crew than the misbegotten one on this blah series. They killed off the best character and with the Emperor leaving ( for now ). We are only left with Saru as the only good character left. They should have ended the season 2 episodes ago. That was a season finale; not the exercise in tediousness witnessed on this lousy episode. Let them also do away with the stupid turtle Klingons. The only thing worth looking forward to is that next season can't be any worse. But then again most of the Trek series had terrible first seasons ( except of course the unsurpassed original series ) so there is a glimmer of hope.
This Is Us: Super Bowl Sunday (2018)
This is us whining again
At least they did it after the fake out. Jack proves he's an idiot after all; trying to rescue a stupid dog. Totally ridiculous that he would have been able to go back into those flames, which at that point were completely impassable. The dog would have died from smoke inhalation bybtbat point but whatever. Good going dude in making your daughter happy........errrr not. Boring as hell episode with Randall acting the usual misbegotten fool. Easy to surmise that it was a flashforward moment withRandall's kid; pleasing the SJW crowd. OMG that is so cool and look, they're adopting a black kid. Whatever. After a few good episodes, the show is becoming unwatchable again with some of the silliest stuff put on TV. That's saying a lot with some awful shows this year, including the fantasy The Good Doctor which should go in the record books as the most unbelievable premise ever. The sheepeople are making their presence known in abundant ways. Ugh!!!
This Is Us: Super Bowl Sunday (2018)
This is us whining again
At least they did it after the fake out. Jack proves he's an idiot after all; trying to rescue a stupid dog. Totally ridiculous that he would have been able to go back into those flames, which at that point were completely impassable. The dog would have died from smoke inhalation bybtbat point but whatever. Good going dude in making your daughter happy........errrr not. Boring as hell episode with Randall acting the usual misbegotten fool. Easy to surmise that it was a flashforward moment withRandall's kid; pleasing the SJW crowd. OMG that is so cool and look, they're adopting a black kid. Whatever. After a few good episodes, the show is becoming unwatchable again with some of the silliest stuff put on TV. That's saying a lot with some awful shows this year, including the fantasy The Good Doctor which should go in the record books as the most unbelievable premise ever. The sheepeople are making their presence known in abundant ways. Ugh!!!
Black Mirror: Arkangel (2017)
Laughable episode that makes no sense
A way too old De Witt has a child who has a child that escapes a park; despite being closed in, then has a procedure done that keeps her on 24 hour surveillance. Disgustingly she is prevented from experiencing anything stressful. You know like real life. We are laughingly led to believe that the Mother is that paranoid but allows her to walk 2 miles to school ALL BY HERSELF. If she was attacked or abducted her Mother would not be able to save her. She turns into a 20 year..........uh I mean 15 year old who has porn sex her first time. Didn't hurt or anything. She ends up turning into a psychopath because.........well just because. Good performances but very little makes sense. Worst episode of the season of the 4 I've watched.
9-1-1 (2018)
An abomination of the highest order
What the hell did I just see???
First we have Connie Briton ( still looking quite attractive but also looking her 50 real years ) state she's 42. Why?? Now she looks older and therefore less attractive. Same as in the pilot of SWAT ( running red lights ) we have a young punk fireman causing havoc and possible accidents , lights and sirens; just to rendezvous with some sl......loose woman. Then we have another sl.....loose woman ( she also has sex with the young punk ) being choked to death by a python. At least they correctly decide to kill the snake to save her; exceptfor the sexist, racist black woman who had to yell out " what is it with you macho, WHITE boys killing everything ". Can you imagine if a white person had said the same thing about a black person? Finally they rescue a baby from a pipe full of feces and urine; WITHOUT WEARING ANY GLOVES!!! An absolute abomination.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Ignore the Cellar dweller nerds. Fantastic movie
What's bunch of nerd whiners!!! Fantastic movie with great action set pieces!!!
Leia did not fly children. She used the force to pull herself toward the ship and survive the rigors of space for a few minutes. Luke projects an illusion of himself to fool Kylo. The ultranerds would have you believe that this is impossible because we've never seen it before. This is a made up power so now we know they have this ability. See.....logic and immobile sense. Also Leia supposedly NEVER showed those powers. Stupid nerds; that was 30 years ago. Who knows what she's learned and how powerful she's become.
So the dreadnaught gets destroyed by oh powerfully constructed bombs. We've no idea what they're made of. You but the logic of adamantium don't you?
Luke who for all we know changed tremendously in those 20 years. So he had a weak moment because he felt the darkness in Kylo ( much improved performance BTW ). He still wasn't going to through with it. Rey's parents turned out to worthless nobodies. Great twist. Vader's Mother has no powers either. So don't go there.
No light saber battle. So what? A fantastic battle with (one can assume ) extraordinarily trained guards. Rey saved Rylo but he dispatched most of them. Snoke is his arrogance and self assurance didn't sense the lightsaber about to kill him. I could go on forever. Now there were some bad parts. The whole Casino subplot sucked. They should have let Finn die. Phasma was again a nonentity and Gleeson as Hux was way over the top. Leia in space was a stretch but these are minor quibbles. Stupendously entertaining movie but judge for yourself and ignore the cellar dweller nerds. My family and I are eagerly awaiting the next one!!!!
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Ignore the Cellar dweller nerds. Fantastic movie
What's bunch of nerd whiners!!! Fantastic movie with great action set pieces!!!
Leia did not fly children. She used the force to pull herself toward the ship and survive the rigors of space for a few minutes. Luke projects an illusion of himself to fool Kylo. The ultranerds would have you believe that this is impossible because we've never seen it before. This is a made up power so now we know they have this ability. See.....logic and immobile sense. Also Leia supposedly NEVER showed those powers. Stupid nerds; that was 30 years ago. Who knows what she's learned and how powerful she's become.
So the dreadnaught gets destroyed by oh powerfully constructed bombs. We've no idea what they're made of. You but the logic of adamantium don't you?
Luke who for all we know changed tremendously in those 20 years. So he had a weak moment because he felt the darkness in Kylo ( much improved performance BTW ). He still wasn't going to through with it. Rey's parents turned out to worthless nobodies. Great twist. Vader's Mother has no powers either. So don't go there.
No light saber battle. So what? A fantastic battle with (one can assume ) extraordinarily trained guards. Rey saved Rylo but he dispatched most of them. Snoke is his arrogance and self assurance didn't sense the lightsaber about to kill him. I could go on forever. Now there were some bad parts. The whole Casino subplot sucked. They should have let Finn die. Phasma was again a nonentity and Gleeson as Hux was way over the top. Leia in space was a stretch but these are minor quibbles. Stupendously entertaining movie but judge for yourself and ignore the cellar dweller nerds. My family and I are eagerly awaiting the next one!!!!
The Walking Dead: How It's Gotta Be (2017)
Another exercise in sheer tedium. At least no more * SPOILERS *
Coral. The long haired lesbian will be no more and viewes with taste will rejoice. The only other noteworthy moment was the Rick/Negan fight. Otherwise everybody else was running around like a chicken without a head. Had my hopes that Sreechial would bite it but Coral will do, despite being a nonentity this season. The garbage clowns disappeared and the Tauntan women at Oceanside were another waste of time. The only thing I look forward to is the next commercial so I can FF till the end quicker. Had some better pacing than usual but when the standard has been glacial; well...... that's not saying much. Gimple the pimple has done a marvelous job destroying every facet of this show. At least no more long haired hippie nightmare lesbian to look at. The sycophant's statement about having that moment ( Coral's doom; my recording extends a few minutes ) seared into our minds had me laughing nonstop as well as that viewer above stating this was one of the best eps. Delusion seems to run rampant in some of this show's viewers. See you back in February for more awfulness!!!!!
The Walking Dead: Time for After (2017)
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! A EUGENE CENTERED EPISODE
Are they kidding??? Who wants to see that appalling, ridiculous, repugnant, cowardly misanthrope?? Nobody that's who. Just when you think they can't sink any lower; the show will surprise you in it's now, total ineptitude. Why did the stupid garbage woman wait till Rick approached her to take out her gun? Why didn't anyone shoot him in the head when he was holding her down? The zombie head was little threat. When the disgusting Eugene is once again cowering in a corner, you can hear thousands of rounds fired in the background; no reloading whatsoever or pause in the infinite ammo mode. Excruciatingly boring proceedings ensue throughout the ep. Next week we've been threatened with 90 minutes of no doubt, more never ending tediousness. Again almost a whole hour of Eugene. What agony. I'm not sure I can make it to the end of the season. How can a show fall so far from greatness??? Oh yeah. Gimple the pimple. Nuff said.
The Walking Dead: The King, the Widow and Rick (2017)
Much ado about nothing
Did anyone follow what happened with any interest? CONS:
Rambolina talking ZZZZZZZZZZ to Screchial about he regaining his crown ( try to fit one on his rope head ). What a laugh. The guy is s joke. The stupid looking Giant Samurai Panda ( where have I seen that before? ). Rick once again getting fooled by that monosyllabic nonentity freakish group. Coral chasing some Middle Eastern dude. Where did he come from again and does anyone care? Rosita and Michone doing.......something at a warehouse. All that stealth was breathtakingly dull. Maggie and the Messiah pontificating. Wow was all this stuff incredibly tedious and stultifyingly boring. Whether it's these somnambulant proceedings or a thousand useless rounds fired; there's just no life left on this show. They've turned the most exciting issues from the comics into the worst episodes. PROS: Rosita's breasts and her killing that dude with the RPG were the only saving graces to this ep: as well as Maggie cracking that long haired idiot's jaw. How much more can a normal thinking fan take????
The Walking Dead: The Big Scary U (2017)
Negan reminds me of the Ghost Rider.....and not in a good way
Remember GW is a living skeleton from head to toe and in his leather jacket, Negan looks like a walking skeleton. In real life the only people he'd look menacing to with his 99 pound frame would be kids in a daycare center......and even that would be questionable. It was fun to see both Gabe and Skeletor sweating to death in that trailer and not take off their jackets. And wouldn't you know it; they bowled over dozens of zombies just like Shiva should have been able to do last week as I had mentioned. Awesome writing. Other exciting stuff we saw on this rip roaring episode was endless talks between the league of apocalypse villains about........well something or other. Was it about leadership, betrayal, who killed off all the good writers and why is Scott Gimple still breathing?? Not sure but that last one should be the number one topic on anybody's mind that still has a lick of good taste still in them. At least no Screchial with his rope hair or the ninja Rambolina. Almost gave this ep a 2 for that reason but then I saw super menacing Negan's stick like arms in a tee shirt and couldn't do it. This is just too easy!!!
Stranger Things (2016)
Another mediocre outing for the strange looking cast
Again I am mystified as to how this, at best mediocre series is so revered and loved. And with the most unattractive cast to boot. They must have searched far and wide to be this consistent. Barely hanging in there with the plodding storyline and won't get back to this for a while; what with so many other superior series ( actually all ) to watch. I. Just. Don't. Get. It. The only interesting character in S1 was 11. With her not in this episode till the end made this an excruciating chore to watch. At least if they had likable characters but there's nary a one except for her. If I continue to watch I will not be able to stop shaking my head. Watch Mindhunters or The Punisher for entertainment instead!!!!
The Blacklist: Ian Garvey (No. 13) (2017)
Wow what an action packed suspenseful episode. * SPOILERS *
We've suspected the imminent death of Tom since the beginning of the season and this episode had him going out in a heart wrenching style; as he fought nearly a half dozen goons to save the woman he loves. And already being mortally wounded to boot. It's amazing what the human body is capable of when fighting to protect someone they love more than themselves. And that classic song played as they were raced to the hospital was jaw dropping emotional; especially seeing the worried and concerned looks of the team. A perfect 10. I do have to agree with the goofs section stating Liz's calm demeanor when she woke up with that ET tube in her mouth but a minor quibble on an otherwise superior episode. Bravo to the cast and crew on giving us an excellent episode when most shows are just coasting by this point Ala the now insufferable The Walking Dead. Hats off!!!!!!
The Walking Dead: Some Guy (2017)
And yet........ I throw up
Truly one of the worst episodes in the history of television played tonight. Let's review:
More stupid speech from Ezescreechial. Nice to see him humiliated throughout the ep. It's sad when I'm now rooting for the saviors to wipe out everybody. After surviving the massacre and saved by his mindless followers ( reminding me much of this show's mindless fans ) we are tortured watching him escape the clutches of deserving zombies. He meets a demented Gomer Pyle and is saved ( whew ) in the nick of time by the Giant Panda; who cleaves Gomer's entire body in two but can't break a flimsy lock ( which apparently is made of out of Adamantium ). They then begin to battle a horde of zombies while trying to outmartyr each other. Terrible writing ensues throughout. Meanwhile........
Rambolina who is now part ninja manages to climb into a ceiling in less than 5 seconds and blindly mow down four ducks... Er I mean guys in a row. She now has new powers seeing through walls or ceilings as the case may be. She is then in a gun battle hiding behind a pickup. In a scene that makes you question the IQ of the people who staged it; the 5 goons fire 10,000 rounds of ammo at the same spot on the truck instead of flanking her from two sides ( remember there's 5 of them ). I can imagine the destroyer of shows Scott Gimple stating in a meeting " I want over a million useless rounds fired this season. They want action, well I'll give it to them ". She of course use her ninja skills to take out 3 of the bad hombres and save Screechial and the Panda.
Finally Evel " Daryl " Knievel and Mad Max Rick chase the bad hombres while avoiding another hundred rounds fired at them in a dull chase that had me yawning. Oh and Tigger Too died a CGI death. Apparently his 500 pound body couldn't plow through a mass of zombies like many of the humans weighing less than half ( except possibly the panda ) have done before. That people are giving this 10 stars is a testament to how some fans and that talk show sycophant are more brain dead than the zombies.
Next week we get to see the swaying back and forth Negan ( apparently avoiding strong winds from bowling over his decrepit skinny body ) twirl his mustache in Evil cartoonish mode and speak pompous gobbledegook. Can't wait.
The Walking Dead: The Damned (2017)
Mindless action is well.........mindless
Seeing useless characters fire thousands of rounds of ammo is not exciting. I couldn't even tell who was who until a familiar character would pop up on one side. Boring beyond belief. Ezekiel's pompous speak is like nails on a chalkboard and incredibly stupid. No suspense, zero interesting interaction. Terrible writing and dull, worthless characters have destroyed this show. Will stop watching soon as many people are doing. No doubt fed up with the deplorable storytelling!! Something has to change soon or they're going to continue to lose viewers in droves. It's just not working. Negan still remains one of the silliest, weakest looking villains in the history of television. I'll last till the mid season and probably check out as anybody with taste will most likely also do.
Ray Donovan: Las Vegas (2017)
When does Ray Donovan start again because
What is on now is a travesty in anyway shape or form. Ray and Abby acting like newlyweds?? Since when???? Terrible writing, characters acting nothing like themselves, Ray with his eternal hangdog, chipmunk look. Every other word is either " what " or " sure " in nails on chalkboard screeching Bostonian fake accents. Carrrr barrrrrr. Not just from him but the entire cast. We can all practice suspension of disbelief but constantly referring to an unattractive woman like Abby as a great beauty is as cringefull as it gets. The bordello scene might have sounded humorous on paper but was painful to watch. And are we going to see a near Abby death scene every episode?? Teasing us with the death of a very unlikable character? The poodle headed boxer looked ridiculous. The kids in the first episode were as annoying as always. Liev looks like he's sleepwalking in every scene and Mickey looks like a backdrop kissing everybody's ass. This show has fallen far in quality. So far that it may not be salvageable. Pull the plug already.
Somewhere Between (2017)
Atrocious acting sinks this before some of the cast SPOILERS
Ends up drowning in the haphazardly directed pilot. At one point my wife said " Wow she is a really bad actress ". To which I replied " Which one?". I'm talking about the daughter who can be somewhat excused due to her age and it being her first acting job but Patton's been around for awhile. She's never been particularly good but still least she had her terrific looks to fall back on. Unfortunately ( the part does not require her to be glam-med up ) she looks like a bag lady here with an awful haircut. The rest of the cast is not far behind in bad acting with Sawa as usual chewing up the scenery. The pilot is all over the place with no direction whatsoever. We are thrown into the plot as if it's episode 5 already. Too bad, the premise sounded good and the show had potential but under these terrible actors, writers and director; it's already at the bottom of the lake with some of the cast. Total fail. Skip it.
The Handmaid's Tale (2017)
Hahaha!!!!! Is this is a joke???
Awful and boring beyond human comprehension. The pretentious eggplants fawning and salivating over this stultifying, boring dreck must be lonely beyond belief because they can't possibly have a spark of interesting conversation. I watched the tenth episode after the first to realize what I knew was going to happen. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! The season climaxes with Moss dropping a rock in slo mo defiance. WHOOOO!!!! Everybody is virtually the same after 10 episodes with a minor blip. Speaking of Moss; I'm going to boycott anything she's in because it tends to suck. Mad Men. Top of the Lake and now this. She is duller than dull. No likable characters ( they barely register a pulse ). Making Yvonne plain looking. Men are barely more than robotic animals ( you can't climax just pumping in and out unless you're an animal. ). Lifeless direction and stagnant scenes. Scenes that start nowhere and end nowhere. Another meaningless interracial family. These are some of the horrors inflicted upon us. The only thing they get right is that all religion is evil ( especially Christianity, which is the worst ). People championing this; please seek help.
Will (2017)
Not to be
Thought it might have a chance but it's not be. Awful production. London looks like Mardi Gras. Everyone looks or acts like a clown. Will is so weak he can't fight a 12 year old kid who apparently bathes in mud. No deception about Will's sexuality right off the bat as he seems attracted to the incredibly ugly, effeminate character played be Jaime Bower who ruined Camelot by playing a girly man King Arthur ( why is he given roles I'll never understand ). Unlike Da Vinci's Code whose first 2 seasons were outstanding; this is an outright mess right out of the gate. Go watch Genius for quality TV and pass on this travesty. Bad year for anything Shakespeare with that other abomination on ABC that must have had SJW's salivating in delight. The poor Bard.
Fear the Walking Dead: TEOTWAWKI (2017)
Ratings keep sinking in this awful awful awful
Awful show. The absolute worst with the weakest looking protagonist in TV history. I'm talking about Nick the junkie of course who makes my eyes hurt with that hair. Gave up on this abysmal excuse for entertainment a long time ago but am overjoyed to hear of the sinking ratings. Well deserved too. There is not one likable character on this insipid mess. The casting director should never be allowed to work again. A laughingstock of a series.
Mr. Right (2015)
As terrible as it gets
Do not believe these paid people or delusional fools who champion this utter disaster. This is as bad as it gets. 15 minutes of Kendrick screaming and acting like a disturbed child and Rockwell's usual, yet again unfunny performance sink this into an unwatchable quagmire of schlock movie-making. Avoid at all costs. An assassin wearing a red clown nose??? Abysmal. Go watch Seven Psychopaths for some great dark humor and skip this holy mess.