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Dune: Part Two (2024)
What a crock !
What is it about screenwriters that makes them believe they can rewrite a story better than the original author ? The visuals are stunning in this film and it would have been exceptional if not for the departure from the original writing. As a result the story became shallow and yet another burning torch for gender equality in film, What a Shame . If you have read the books you would know that Chani's character for example is a complete departure in this film . The character backstories in some cases are non existent. I pity the new generation of film goers who watch this without ever having read the books as they are missing out on a truly great story .
Road House (2024)
Absolute rubbish
Jake is a quality actor and did a good job with what he had to work with but the rest of the film was garbage. And what's the go with Connor walking around like he had a stick up his bum ( I think he does anyway the way he carries on ) Bad acting 101. Some one should tell him it takes more than just a few workouts to become an action star , you actually need a bit of talent to go along with it . The fight scenes were terrible as well which surprised me being Magregor is who he is and Gyllenhaal having had a bit of training. The only one I liked was on the trailer where Jake gives the boys a bit of a slap around , the rest was so badly choreographed that you could punch holes in it . The story was all over the place and a sad attempt at the quality remake the original Roadhouse deserves. Very disappointing.
Dune (2021)
Disappointed
No doubt the scenery and effects are beautiful, But the writing does this movie a real disservice. The way key scenes have been hacked and repurposed, in my opinion destroys the flow of the story . Any depth to the characters has been removed to achieve I don't know what , The story just feels shallow . Rebecca Fergusons portrayal of Lady Jessica seems a bit off. Jessica was written as a strong , poised, powerful and intelligent woman but this story turns her in to a weeping wimp . No disrespect to Ms Ferguson her acting was great I just think the character was written badly. Most of the rest of the cast had a similar fate I feel . Stellan Skarsgard is absolutely perfect for the Baron Harkonnen however . Brilliant performance.
I think these changes might be to avoid trying to be like the original movie , however it's taken it further from the pure joy that was Frank Herbert's writing,The way it should be told . If you never read the book then I guess it will serve those looking for a popcorn flick . A great pity though as I am sure die hard Dune fans like myself have been waiting a long long time for a quality movie , as recent tv miniseries didn't quite cut it either . Children of dune miniseries at least stayed pretty faithful to the story even if the acting was a bit suss.
Panama (2022)
Turned off by the trailer
As the saying goes , you can roll a poo in glitter but it's still just a poo . Why are all these aging first rate actors ( directors in Mel's case ) doing these absolute rubbish films ? I mean Bruce Willis has done so many of them now I pass over anything with him in it, because, guaranteed it's just bound to be another low budget stinker . Quick ! Grab the glitter !
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
What a shame .
Another female empowerment vehicle . I Can't believe I paid top dollar to watch this film . Shouldn't have bothered , no longer a wachowski fan .would of only rated it one star , but I gave Keanu the other Three , he did his best with the rot he had to work with.
Becker (1998)
Best Ted Danson ever !
If you like cranky conceited doctors then this is for you . Truly funny series !
Infinite (2021)
Infinitely not long enough
A good flick but with better character arc and backstory plus a longer run time it could of been the next matrix . As it is it's a good action flick with great photography and effects . Again , could of been longer with more oomph to the story . A real pity .
The Accountant (2016)
Hidden gem
Made no noise on release but is a great film with an engaging story and first class cast . Has a little bit of everything, and the action scenes are pretty top notch too .Give it a go !
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Creature feature
Rock n roll from start to finish. A great CGI thrill ride . Nothing that hasn't been done before but it's a refreshing take on a great genera ! Nicely done Yee Haa !
Cosmic Sin (2021)
Cosmic joke
I just saw the trailer and was completely put off ! I love my sci-fi but the buck definitely stops here , and I WAS a Bruce Willis fan until I saw the rubbish movies he's willing to do to pull a pay check. A man's gotta eat though I guess .
Monster Hunter (2020)
To be avoided
If you have to pay to see this movie ,you won't be pleased . Not one of Paul S Anderson's better movies , or even close for that matter . Unadulterated Chinese produced rubbish a haul Mark of ten cent pictures.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Truly awesome
10 times the film of the original release , I always respected Joss Whedon as a director until I saw this movie and realised the pig f@&$k he made of Zack Snyder's film . This cut is spectacular !
Upload (2020)
WOW !
What a great series , Andy Allo is a revelation, such an expressive performance She makes my heart leap . A very well written and executed show . Not to be missed !! 10/10
2 Broke Girls (2011)
Good easy viewing
Kat Dennings is a revelation, her chemistry with Beth makes for a fun show , and there are enough episodes to sink a battle ship . 8/10 .
300 (2006)
Guilty pleasure !
There is truly nothing like this film ,even the sequel pales beside it . Tartan Spartan forever!
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
YES !
F$&@:;G AWESOME ! Enough said ! Ridley Scott is the Master of master storytelling.
Castlevania (2017)
Unmissable 10/10
By far the best screenwriting I have seen for an animated series. And everything else ? Just Cool !. Great cast , great art , and completely visceral. Not for the kiddies , this is a well earned R rating !
Extraction (2020)
Really ?
Team up with bolly wood ! Really ? C'mon man !
Story sucked despite your attempt to add an Aus flavour .DUDE ! Spend some time with your own .
The Predator (2018)
Badass
Really enjoyed this film , maybe it's jack daniels- dunno! .
Bloodshot (2020)
Bloodsh@t
What load of rot , and I am a hardcore fantasy fan . Go back to riddick VIN .
Men in Black: International (2019)
BOOOOOO !
I only gave it a 1 because there is no zero or negative rating . What a load of CRAP . A great lesson on how to mess up a great franchise. YUK ! 💩.
Last Man Standing (1996)
A literal blast
If you like gritty guns blazing ball busting action this is a classic . Bruce Willis at his best .
Queen of the Damned (2002)
Testament to the great Johnathon Davis
This film raped Anne Rices novel to pieces , however it's saving grace is the soundtrack written produced and performed by the great John Davis of KORN . 10/10
Angel Has Fallen (2019)
Story quality has declined
Not bad for a all in action flick , but the worst film in series in my opinion.
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
Absolute trollop
Big stars and a huge budget cannot disguise the train wreck this film is , what's worse is they're set up for a sequel ! Yuk , count me out .