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No One Gets Out Alive (2021)
Bad
Very basic and boring script... Acting can't really make up for it. That's the only reason it gets three stars, instead of two. It's not scary. Nothing really happens until halfway through, and even then it's pretty laughable from that point on. Save yourself the time and don't watch this forgettable horror-flick.
Spontaneous (2020)
Langford plays same character, movie lacks everything relevant
I guess I'm going to have to present my writing elective portfolio from when I was 15 years-old. I had 10 stories that were far better, and another 20 that were on a separate hard-drive. This past year, whether it's from the pandemic or whatever, has had to have been the worst movies I've ever seen.
Every day I'm angry at myself for giving up my writing and acting career out of High School
This movie has nothing, and when I say that, I mean has literally nothing as a redeeming and worthwhile quality to mention. The character progression and entertainment value is absolutely pathetic. For some reason, they throw in political views against Republicans, as people spontaneously blow up. I'm an Independent, so I have no bias, yet it's insanely out-of-place. This movie isn't funny; it isn't clever. It doesn't deserve to be watched, doesn't deserve to be anything over one star. I'm sorry that I didn't move out to Hollywood and that you all have to watch this.
Sex Education (2019)
Solid Yet Okay
This is the type of show where a younger audience will jump on and claim how amazing it is. This show is solid, yet it's also far from amazing. Gillian Anderson is by far the superior actor or actress of the series. Scenes are usually funny, yet the show is just really okay.
Results (2015)
Literally Everything Is Awful
Damn, it's one thing to write a review after you've seen it in the theater, but it's entirely another different thing when you're reviewing this for free from Hulu. I definitely would have left the theater if I saw this in person. Here's another example of critics having no idea what they're taking about.
Plot, character development, relationships, comedy? There isn't anything. I kept trying to watch and see where it was going, but there is no development anywhere. Nothing makes sense, even for the ultimate outcome because there is literally no chemistry.
I wrote better stories in High School writing elective. I was cast out of the Reading Eagle for sports because they had writers that were supposedly ther, yet weren't actually writing what I wanted to write. They don't like knowing that a 16 year old had better ideas. I'm glad movies like this exist because I might just have to come out of retirement.