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Manifesto (2015)
cate blanchett is the worst
She is so full of herself and maybe on of the most pretentious arseholes in Hollywood. Her acting is over the top and she has that smug face on going "look how intense I am". This isn't art. I remember on the Hollywood Reporter, Cate once said she wishes she didn't have to do work- well that was clearly bull- she's doing Thor- which is crap. She thinks everything she comes up with amazing, I guess that's what happens if someone blows smoke up your arse for too long.
The Lobster (2015)
pretentious
I didn't realize until half way through the movie. In the end I kept skipping the film it was so boring, because it kept trying to be quirky. And the French dialogue just made it so obvious. Also the dancing with the head phones in, yep we get it you're different. But the dialogue was just so annoying. You could tell they were trying to hard to be abnormal. The blonde French girl- her acting is just- she just looks like she's being smug, just because she's in an 'arr film'. And in the end I don't get why Colin and Rachel (can't remember character names) were running, they didn't need to. And why did he Sta himself- that just makes him useless.
I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016)
silly not scary.
They tried to be scary but it was funny. It was slow. They keep building up the tension- but nothing happens. So why do it? It was a complete waste of time. Don't watch! They tried to make a link with the old lady and the ghost. But again nothing really happened! The person who wrote this didn't think about the story or probably just wanted a paycheck or maybe it got lost in the editing who knows.
13 Reasons Why (2017)
bunch of crap
Okay firstly, its unrealistic. No one would do something like that. (record tapes then kill themselves) its stupid. Also what does that say about the person- that maybe they're a attention whore and love victimizing themselves. Yes rape is bad. But that doesn't mean we have to like this bunch of crap. Also what the hell is wrong with the school. They don't anything! Everyone speaks in a dumb Hollywood way. And the acting is terrible, especially the main girl.
To the Bone (2017)
way beyond unrealistic
Anorexics don't act the way any of those characters acted. And an eating disorder clinic or residential home are so strict. You will have to sit down and eat. And the only love you get is tough love. And that stereotypical British guy is just beyond cringe worthy. Its as if a dumb teen made it.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
i don't know...
Everyone's saying the special affects were good. But they weren't to me. They seemed the same as Jupiter ascending which to me were crap. And I seriously don't understand why they (those in charge in the film) would employ two 20 yr old's to look after the territories. Bad casting. Also Cara can't act, the only reason she and Rihanna were put in this film was so the studio could make some money. Because they have a large following. They didn't care so neither should you.
Christian Blake (2008)
im not really sure nothing makes sense
It just doesn't make any sense. Its nearly always dark and when its not it has this weird effect on it. I don't even know where the unrequited love for the best friend comes from. Or how he's gay. The acting's terrible. Its just what you would expect from first timers. Don't watch!
Alien: Covenant (2017)
boring
Soooooo boring. I wish I could skip all the parts that weren't about David and the other robot. I actually forgot his name. I thought it was going to be strongly influenced by religion like Prometheus, but it wasn't. It was more like a mish mash between b horror movies and ... Something else? Oh it was dark too.