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Nine Perfect Strangers (2021)
Honestly don't bother
Don't bother watching this, you'll never get the time back. How they convinced the cast to take part in this nonsense I really don't know.
Rust Creek (2018)
Boring
Like an episode of an average tv crime procedural stretched paper thin to nearly 2 hours. One of the most boring films I've seen, struggled to make it to the end and it really doesn't matter if you don't finish it.
Hypothetical (2019)
Just not funny
While James and Josh are funny on other panel shows (would I lie to you, QI etc) Hypothetical just isn't funny and neither of them can raise this show to those levels. At an hour long it's actually painful waiting for a genuinely funny moment to happen. Gave it a go but have given up now, it's mediocre at best. The Dave channel really needs to try a lot harder to find a replacement for Taskmaster.
The Beguiled (2017)
Why did Sofia Coppola even bother
This film was recently shown on Film 4. Completely pointless film.
The Capture (2019)
Final ep ruins the entire series
While I enjoyed most of the series the final episode is so disappointing that the rating has gone from 8 to 1.
Seriously did I miss something or did the lead character Casey after nearly 6 hours of this decide in the end to join the people who murdered someone, framed someone else for the murder and kidnapped a child. What message is this show trying to send, utterly disappointed in the makers of this show and that I wasted 6 hours of my life on this utter rubbish.
Interstellar (2014)
Utter Nonsense
Complete and utter nonsense, with incomprehensible dialogue, the film just gets sillier and sillier as it goes along. The (supposed) emotional denouement at the end of the film is completely devoid of any real feeling probably because of the tedium that leads upto that point & the lack of any connection to the main characters and the complete lack of any chemistry between them.
Innocent (2018)
Boring, boring, boring
No surprises, guessed the killer early doors, no suspense, no emotional connection to the characters, couldn't care less about any of them. So run of the mill how is this on at prime time on ITV, nothing to distinguish it from any other mediocre whodunit, what was the point of it, a waste of time for everyone watching and everyone involved in making it.