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there once was a homo that worked at wal-mart
he often spoke of glee and britney spears
he scoffed at the plebs like a true sophisti-cant
One time a ghost came into the store to talk to him
the homo said that he was honest and there was no need for p.r.
when pressed further it turns out the homo was a regular guy who was fearful and mediocre
he was frightened of being an individiual as if doing such a thing was plebian, as if there wasnt a difference between doing that and being an actual plebian like cousin eddy, like some kind of uncultured hick.. as if there wasnt a difference.
what a pleb.. go back to placerville pleb!
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Love Actually (2003)
Mediocre Chick flick/romance
It is basically a movie set in the UK loosely following the lives of a small handful of people who have mishaps and find romance. Kind of boring.
I don't get why its so popular but oh well.
4 stars
Killer Klowns from Kansas on Krack (2003)
A really crappy, boring, drawn out movie.
This movie was really boring and drawn out but it was pretty entertaining and would be pretty good for stoners. Everything moved very slow but there were some very entertaining gags. At the end it said they were all drunk durring the entire production. After every line there is a 5 second pause. If those pauses were taken out the movie would be about 35 mins. It is still a decent movie in the vein of a video nasty. Most people don't understand video nasties and hence the low ratings.
Video nasties are cheaply produced movies that rely on gags, novelty themes, shock or raunch because the producers cannot afford anything else. These novelties are used to paint a unique and effective ambiance to go with the story. If these novelties were not used, the movie would be so cheap and boring that you would be better off reading a book. The video nasty category often takes some getting used to but when you do it can be a very fun and interesting category.
13 Going on 30 (2004)
An OK movie
5.5 This is pretty good for a chick flick (if thats what it is??). Its very entertaining and decent paced. Its about a girl who is 13 and wishes she was in her 30s. She is suddenly transported into time and wakes up in a 30-something year-olds body (her future self). She finds that she doesn't like it as much as thought and wishes she would have married the guy kid friend she was mean to.
Night of Dark Shadows (1971)
Movie about re-incarnation, and a house which the re-incarnates are tethered.
4.5 I watched this movie all the way through and just couldn't get into it. It is one of those movies that is like a 30s or 40s black and white movie but with color. The acting/writing/direction is exactly like that of a black and white movie but it is in color. These should have some kind of name to refer to them, there are a lot of them and if you like one, you like them all. For me, i have never been able to get into these kinds of movies. Most Italian horrors and gallios are like this. Maybe one day ill get into it but I've seen a lot and still don't get it.
This movie is about a house that re-incarnated souls are attached to.. i don't really remember details since i couldn't get into it.
This is supposed to be a seqeul? If it is then no thing or part of this movie is any ways related to house of dark shadows (1970).
House IV (1992)
Shouldn't this be house 3 or house 2.5?
3.5 stars House 3 was an entirely different movie which was re-edited and rebadged. House 4 has the same actor as roger cobb but has no connection the the first 2 movies. This movie is pretty terrible. The storyline seems to have been thought up and written on the fly and is too childish. The acting is lame and stale. It does have good video/sound quality and OK editing. It is mildly entertaining sort of like the birds 2 (lands end), but its just really low quality in every deparment except video/sound quality. It especially lacks in the writing department.
The Stepford Wives (1975)
A feminine thriller/suspense/horror
This movie is like a decent lifetime movie. It isn't really horror, more like a hitchcock style of horror or mystery. A woman and man basically move to a town and at the end of the movie discover that all of the wives have been turned into robots. Thats literally all there is to the storyline, a very basic and simple storyline. The movie is also fairly simple but what carries it along is the dialogue, it is feminine and has an ASMR quality.. Not a bad movie.
House of Dark Shadows (1970)
Decent vampire Movie
I watched this movie all the way through and just couldn't get into it. It is one of those movies that is like a 30s or 40s black and white movie but with color. The acting/writing/direction is exactly like that of a black and white movie but it is in color. These should have some kind of name to refer to them, there are a lot of them and if you like one, you like them all. For me, i have never been able to get into these kinds of movies. Most Italian horrors and gallios are like this. Maybe one day ill get into it but I've seen a lot and still don't get it.
This movie is about a vampire and a researcher that is trying to find a cure.. i don't really remember details since i couldn't get into it.
Microwave Massacre (1979)
Very good for a video nasty/unique for its time
6.5 this is very good for a video nasty.. the only reason i give it a good rating is because i am rating it according to what it is, a cheaply produced video nasty. Video nasties are cheaply produced movies that rely on gags, novelty themes, shock or raunch because the producers cannot afford anything else. These novelties are used to paint a unique and effective ambiance to go with the story. If these novelties were not used, the movie would be so cheap and boring that you would be better off reading a book. The video nasty category often takes some getting used to but when you do it can be a very fun and interesting category.
All this considered, this movie had a very good story line, good acting and good editing. It must have been a pretty decent b movie on cable for its time.
Frankenstein Unbound (1990)
Crappy but entertaining sci-fi b-movie
4.5 this movie is about a man that travels from 2035 to the frankenstein times with his futuristic car and meets frankenstein. He also meets mary shelley. Its a pretty entertaining movie and has sci-fi and romance elements. The editing and sound and video quality remind me of a late-night made for TV movie from the late 80s.
Little Corey Gorey (1993)
Depressing, Frightening, Scary, Seedy
This is a really crummy movie made by someones camcorder. The video quality is like a video from America's Funniest Home Videos back around 1989-1991. The only good thing about the movie is that it has a coherent storyline a logical editing. Its about a kid who does all kinds of gross and bad things. Its like a really really cheap napoleon dynamite but instead of the gags being about comedy they are video nasties like swear words and raunchy jokes and other gross or offensive things. Watching this movie made me depressed and made me feel as if the society hated me and im not even a ""psychopath"". Its one of those movies which profiles an alleged psychopath and these things are always hard for me.. I don't really think the society is anything but immoral and evil and i don't really buy into the DSM-IV, therefore this movie was extremely unentertaining and meaningless to me. I only give it merit because of the editing and the writing which someone at least put a minimal amount of effort into.