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Danger One (2018)
A low budget mess of a film
This movie was barely watchable. I cannot understand the nine and ten star reviews for such a debacle of a movie. A major disappointment.
It seemed dubbed throughout. The dialogue sounded as if it was done in a sound booth and transposed into the scenes. Very annoying. The attempts at dark humor were sophomoric at best. If I was 11 years old I might have enjoyed it.
I cannot recommend this film.
Brad's Status (2017)
Slow, but interesting.
This movie revolves around a 50 year old guys struggle with comparing his life to his old circle of friends from college who have somehow managed to strike it rich by age 50. Of five supposedly close friends, four of them are multimillionaires with enviable lives. Brad, however feels he is not successful enough because he does not earn a seven figure income. The movie has some touching moments and tries to make you realize that being grateful for what you do have is the key to being happy/content or "satisfied" with your own life.
I found the movie mildly entertaining but also a bit ludicrous in that all 4 of Brad's close friends became obscenely rich before age 50. If you can look past that, the film is watchable.
The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)
An absolute mess of a film.
This movie is in the top ten of the worst films I have ever seen. Completely preposterous. No character development. Drab story that never evolved.
Acting was reasonably good, that is the only positive thing I can say about it.
Do not waste your time. No, I would NOT recommend this film.
The Ranch (2016)
Cheesy canned laughter.
We gave up after 5 minutes due to the ridiculous canned laughter and mediocre writing. The bar must be very low for sitcoms these days. I would not recommend.
Doonby (2013)
Cheesy made for TV feel.
This movie was not a total loss. It had some good music. Overall the acting was very weak, especially the female lead. This movie would likely do well on the Hallmark channel. If you like cheesy, poorly acted movies and don,t value your time very much then give it a try. I would not recommend it.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Beyond awful, possibly the very worst movie I have ever seen, ZERO STARS!!!!!
A monumental disappointment. Total trash. NOT SCARY, NOT CLEVER, NOT ENTERTAINING. THIS IS NOT MY OPINION, THIS IS A FACT. I cannot believe that this movie received ANY positive reviews. The story, writing, acting, and editing, were all just plain bad. I do not even think this qualifies as a movie, It was more like a 5th graders school film project. If I could have given zero or less stars, I would have. Consider this review a public service, do not waste your time watching this garbage.