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Spiders (2000)
Just Awful
I couldn't tell if this was supposed to be a real horror flick or a parody but it is generally terrible...and I watch a lot of bad horror movies. When people are making a movie like this aren't they at least trying to have a script that is, gee...maybe just a little bit believable?? The beginning wasn't that bad. And the lie about the shuttle landing secretly and the government lying about it burning up...ok, that was kind of interesting. But then it goes straight down the tubes. A secret government location where you put an injured astronaut and then leave him completely alone in a room so that the journalists can find him!? Then the Men in Black guys...all two of them. And why was the woman able to get out of the web but the guy couldn't? Come on. Try just a little bit harder writers.
The Velvet Vampire (1971)
Just awful
I had to write a review because too many people gave it good marks. No. Just no...this movie is terrible. The movie started interestingly enough but then quickly devolves into a dumb plot and dumber characters. The acting is really atrocious. And at an hour twenty minutes it is still too long. I believe they needed the slo-mo dream sequences just to fill it out more. It's not even funny-bad (though I did laugh out loud at the end). Just bad. Don't watch this dumpster fire. I gave it a two out of ten for the nice Joshua Tree scenery and old cars. The dune buggy was kinda cool. Everything else...just awful.