BoxFroggy Reviews

M3GAN (2022)

CHUCKY MEETS TERMINATOR MEETS IDIOCRACY

[10/10 · 27 November 2023]

I'm sorry but this movie was a masterpiece. Biggest props to the little girl amazing acting honestly. Creepy, thrilling, funny this movie makes the perfect horror movie, a little bit of gore, a little bit of action, a little bit of mystery, an underrated hidden gem of a movie! The intro had me laughig before it was even thirty seconds in, a very adult swim/idiocracy esq fake advertisment, this movie wastes no time getting into being exciting/entertaining, I'd suggest it for all horror fans alike and would especially recommend it as an i.ntroduction for a young teen to the horror genre! Also the sound track was suprisingly well thought out for the aesthetic and placment of the film.

Cocaine Bear (2023)

its, something

[2/10 · 31 October 2023]

Characters are void of logic, bad acting, bad casting, bad production, bad writing, bad editing, bad music, bad cgi, bad gore effects, bad movie, how this film was in cinemas is beyond me, however it's fun to make fun of and was tolerable most of the way through and somewhat entertaining over all, got a few laughs throughout, i definitely believe the real gripper for this film is that it's based on a true story that is absolutely ridiculous and, in turn, the movie itself is definitely a ridiculous re telling of the events. If that many people died and in so many tragic ways in real life i feel it may be very very insensitive to the families of those who had their lives lost and to those who lost their lives themselves, for well the fact its a comedy slasher movie, as well as that it is a bit of a gore fest, but films with what i consider "bad gore effects" usually are gore fests and in my opinion without reason for being gore fests (i.e, our movie is about a bear slaughtering people, there was only one true death by bear, a fair few attacks but what i found to be the goriest scenes in this movie were scenes with gun or knive fights oddly enough. Watch it, don't watch it, it's not a history maker for cinema by any stretch of the imagination but it's also not the worst.

Chicago Party Aunt (2021–2022)

bit lacklustre

[3/10 · 27 September 2021]

Even when an animated show is bad i usually still get into it for one thing at least buuut this one, i dunno man, its just not really that funny, visually its not terrible or anything it has a style and it doesnt look like it was aninated in the back of a moving car but the jokes dont land, they just dont! And our main character is a bit of a pain, not gonna lie, i feel as if it couldve been more entertaining if the aunt was a side character not the main character.

Hoops (2020)

its fine, not amazing, but fine

[6/10 · 21 August 2020]

Look, its not a work of art, there are many way better adult cartoons but its not terrible, yes, the main character is intensely unlikebale but thats the point! You're not meant to empathise with him or like him he's meant to piss you off. There's a reason it's vulgar and inappropriate its an adult cartoon, people are complaining that it's sexual and gross but uh yea that's kinda the point to the genre, no not all it's jokes land and some get old and some of the story tropes are really quite basic, somewhat overused, but it's not a terrible watch, I've watched most of the season so far, give it a go the first 1-2 episodes are not the series' best and ya shouldn't really judge a show after only a few minutes of viewing

You Get Me (2017)

whaatt is going oOONNN

[2/10 · 28 September 2018]

Im so confused doesnt help that im stoned but maan what is going on these two chick leads look and act the exact same to me and its doing me a confuse and its so?? plasticccc and just ahhck its like ur cliche instagram model turned into a movie

Kick-Ass (2010)

forever my favourite super hero movie

[10/10 · 24 September 2018]

Pineapple express but swap the weed out for superheroes we got gore, we got action, we got comedy, we got drama, we got t e a r s honestly it lives up to its name so damn well "kick ass" honestly if that was something i actually said, instead of bad ass, i wouldve been sayin it all the way through the movie i honestly feel as if this is a must watch it is THAT. GOOD. and its soundtrack, dont even get me started, you can tell so much work went into the music for this film, it suits every scene and emotion that goes with it PERFECTLY

Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity (2018 TV Special)

really big dissapointment actually

[3/10 · 2 September 2018]

Its just, boring i usually really like seth but, this just is not his best performance, putting it lightly even if you absolutely love seth rogan, youre not gonna get any kicks out of this i go as far as to say dont even bother, its THAT bad

Paradise PD (2018–2022)

like mr pickles and family guy had a baby

[7/10 · 31 August 2018]

Its not specifically my kinda humour, the random gross out kind, but really if youre into that kinda thing youll more than likrly love paradise pd its styles rather bland but, ya get that these days i suppose not bad, not a masterpiece either but still worth a watch, especially if you just enjoy adult animation in general

Fifty Shades of Black (2016)

its just, one of "thooosssee" movies, ya know?

[2/10 · 11 August 2018]

Like disaster movie, date movie, scary movie blah blah its one of those c grade random comedies, which arent the best but ya know, theyre alright to just waste an hour to, not complete trash but kinda close? like it is what it is, its not trying to be an amazing film perse, it knows its a random film and therefore thats what it is and what it strives to be, gotta just accept it for what it is and realize its not gonna be an astonishing masterpiece

Everything Must Go (2010)

great for drama bad for comedy

[8/10 · 8 August 2018]

I see absolutely zero comedy in this movie, but damn is it great for a drama its so, subtle? and kinda soft in its demeanor, and when it shows stronger emotion, like anger or sadness its kinda startling, but in a good way i really enjoyed its camera work and even the entire aesthetic of the movie, its kinda homely dunno if id call it a must watch perse, but in my opinion itd be worth the watch if you decided that it was something youd be interested in

Final Space (2018–2021)

they better be working on season 2 right now i swear!!

[8/10 · 30 July 2018]

At first i thought this was gonna be some kind of rick and morty rip off, i was quickly proven wrong because holy hell, final space has so much more to offer it has the laughs, it has the emotions, it has the imagination and uniqness adult animation needs, not only is final space a must watch, its also well worth the watch multiple times

its also not too bad to put on in the background while youre just chilling and what not

Knocked Up (2007)

its sweet

[7/10 · 29 July 2018]

This movie kinda made me wanna have a kid which isnt exactly a good thing given im only 16, BUT my point here is, its really quite a motivating and sweet movie, the kind that just makes ya go "aww" in almost every way, sad, happy, cute, its not like most the average mainstream rom coms, id say its way more worth a watch than most

Don't Fuck in the Woods (2016)

It Is What It Is

[2/10 · 11 April 2018]

Well, it's exactly what you'd expect given its title and its well, everything else. It's no where near good by any stretch of the imagination but still, it's exactly what you should expect, don't go into this expecting some marvel of a movie, it is what it is, even if that is just practically porn. The acting is fine, the effects are actually pretty good, the costume for the monster though, absolutely hilarious, it's all very B grade. Its camera work is very uh, I dunno, amatuer horror film? It is what it is. I usually really don't mind a lot of sex and nudity in movies but, there was a LOT but again, what's the whole premise of this film? To not fucking in the woods so, really expect practically porn. The stories basic college kid horror, given it's much more of a comedy than a horror, overall would probably be pretty rad after a few drinks and some weed or somthin with some friends, it's not complete and utter trash but it's still highkey shit .

Unfriended (2014)

pure trash

[1/10 · 25 January 2018]

I would have gotten 600% more enjoyment out of watching and hour long compilation of pewdiepie just screaming, constantly, nothing else but him screaming