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La migra (2005)
Bad, and not worth it...
Well yet another misleading package. I knew going into this that it was going to be a second rate movie, however I was surprised to see how bad it was. If you are not Spanish/English bi-lingual, then there is a good portion that you can fast forward through. No subtitles to let you know what is being said and frankly wastes your time & makes you wonder what the heck was just said. I realize that this is a sensitive issue in todays world, but this movie does such a poor job of getting to the point I actually fell asleep. Heck I haven't fallen asleep during a movie in years!!! Poor acting combined with poor acting equals a lousy film... sorry, just the way this one hits me.
Green River Killer (2005)
Horrible, Awful, total waste of time & money!
The director Ulli Lommel studied under the great Rainer Werner Fassbinder, but it has become increasingly apparent that none of Fassbinder's magnificent edge and insight has rubbed off on Lommel. With no true sense of the outrageous and satirical elements that made Fassbinder's melodramas so provoking, Lommel is nothing more than a man who endeavors to be controversial simply for the sake of controversiality.
This was just a horribly directed and told story, I'm pretty sure the history you would get say on A&E would be much better than the stuff Ulli is shoveling here. Please, don't waste your time on this film....
Silence Becomes You (2005)
Awful, Awful, Awful!!!!
This was a waste of 5 bucks at the rental store.... although I thought the cinematography was really good, the movie itself is crap. Poor story line and it is way too drawn out. If you have nothing better to do, then it might be worth the time, but for me it wasn't even a good waste of an hour and a half! I can't believe that Ms. Silverstone even took this role. Such a waste of her talents...
Things I would rather do than see this movie: 1. Shoot myself in the foot 2. Eat shards of broken glass 3. count grass blades in the yard 4. Have an enema 5. See the proctologist
This was a bad film... Sorry, but I just can not give it anything positive.