Change Your Image
njmace
Reviews
In the Dark (2019)
Why is everyone so dumb?
The first season is pretty decent but then this show just takes a dive
I mean the character are constantly making dumb decisions that anyone with common sense wouldn't make
Also every time the cops bring them in they never ask for a lawyer like how dumb are they to constantly be tripped up by the same cop and then miraculously nothing happens
Also the cops are totally incompetent as well arresting people with no charges or evidence
They arrest a truck driver for her past record not because they find any drugs in one episode it makes zero sense
Also the main cop is caught on tape admitting to a murder and the captain just shrugs it off and he's back on the force
Honestly this show might be one of the dumbest crime shows I've ever watched and the main character is a total asshole to everyone and no one in real life would put up with her crap
Don't bother wasting your time unless you don't mind dumb tv and dumb characters and feeling like your losing iq points is what you want.
Swagger: Florida (2021)
Ok episode with corny AF ending
This episode was dumb in so many ways why would you risk your future career for one game at age 14 absolutely idiotic
The mom is annoying and poisoned the kids against the father when he left HER not THEM and then clearly made it impossible for him to be in their lives
And last the stupid speech at the end with him winning the mvp and giving it to his dad in an asshole fashion in front of everyone is so childish and corny and unoriginal
That doesn't make you a man if you wanted to show him something you should have won the trophy and dedicated to his mom and saying in the speech something like "thank you for being BOTH my mother and my father!" And have him just stare down his father
But no they went for the stupid cliche and honestly it was uncomfortable to watch and I just felt embarrassed for jayce
Otherwise the episode was ok but overall filled with corny lines and cliche's
Hopefully they'll address these glaring issues with the script in season 2.
Meet Me in the Bathroom (2022)
This is sooo not accurate
These bands that they are talking about were all little bands that no one really knew until after 2010 yea they were around but hadn't made it yet nd compared to other bands of this time they still havnt made it lol
This time period is one of the greatest ever for rock music and these are the bands they chose to follow I mean wtf just across the bridge in jersey huge pop punk and alternative bands were coming to the forefront just a few senses fail, Thursday, my chemical romance, early November, armor for sleep and I can keep going
But yea let's document Ryan adams and the yeah yeah yeahs who are basically just pop (adams) and a festival band (yeah) yea they really made an impact NOT!
Pass hard pass.waste of time.
Inmate to Roommate (2022)
It's entertaining
This show is not going to win any Emmy's or leave you thinking it's the best show ever
However this show is pretty entertaining watching these really stupid ex cons try and basic have their cake and eat it too
They all get out and instantly think they are entitled to everything without working at all
On another note one of the families that bill moves in with the Uber Jesus freaks that won't even let the man who served 20 years eat meat in their house and fight about using an ice machine he basically went from prison to Karen prison
The one I feel really bad for is mark sharnas husband he is a broken man poor guy needs to get divorced.
Monster (2022)
Decent creepy at times and a totally different viewpoint
If your expecting to watch Daumier become a serial killer your in the right place
But if you expect it all by his viewpoint then you are deeply disappointed
This series goes into how the victims were brought back how some got away and how they eventually found the monster who had basically just been waiting to die
One of the best episodes is with the bling guy which we've seen this done in master of none but they keep the creepiness in this version of a silence episode which actually is the loudest episode (not decibel loud)
It shows dahmers young and old life beginning to end
They don't get into the whole trial too much
But peters plays him to a tee
Def worth a watch
It's got to be better than Bridgerton right fellas 🤣
Suits: The Painting (2017)
When I rewatch I skip this episode
This episode is just Harvey going home
Explains the painting but is overall boring
Mike helps that clinic
That's it it shows a different side to Harvey but overall this could have been added in ten minutes to the end of another episode
It's 45 minutes that you can skip and has no impact on the show as a whole
Even the next episode doesn't mention it in the previously on suits part
Skip it.
Suits (2011)
Excellent drama series
Anyone on here giving this a bad review is a angry person and would probably give The Godfather a 3 star rating
This show has good actors a good plot and enough suspense and drama to keep you entertained the whole way through
It is well worth the watch and even if it's not your cup of tea at first glance there is something in there for everyone
Also they don't shove political, woke, or PC values down your throat like all these other shows coming out lately they stick to the story and don't mold the story to fit a narrative they are trying to preach.
Buddy Games (2019)
It's ok not great
This movie is literally the definition of average maybe a little below but it's not a 2 or a 1 rating those people are just haters and probably gave the dark knight a 6 hahahah.
Leave No Trace (2018)
Good but boring
This is a good enough movie but it really falls short on being interesting
The whole time I watched this movie I felt like I'd seen it before it had all the common issues any film like this would have
And the ending is no surprise because it's what he should have done in the beginning
It's really just a father being selfish and not willing to give up his beliefs to be a good father to his daughter who clearly doesn't want to live like that anymore
But like I said boring halfway in I thought I'd been watching for two hours
Unless you really like watching nothing happen you can skip this one.
For All Mankind: Seven Minutes of Terror (2022)
The of course go the PC route
This show was doing really well without all the pc crap
But of course the black woman lands before the middle aged white man even though he is way more qualified to make that landing
Jeez they need to stop with all this wokeness it's ruining tv shows.
Ms. Marvel (2022)
Decent
This is a decent show period
Idk what some people expected to say this show is so bad
It's about a teenage girl!!! Lol if you don't get that marvel was trying to make a lighter more fun show with this then you are just dense and that's why you didn't like it
Also nothing is worse than moonknight that is the worst
So if you want just a fun interesting story about a different kind of hero this is something you'll like
If your looking for a golden glove action drama just keeps scrolling and find something else
It is what it is!!
Blue Bayou (2021)
Wow
This movie is really well done and tackles a huge issue with deportation today
From the beginning you instantly connect with the characters you'll laugh you'll curse at the screen at times and you'll cry it really does hit every emotion
And the end is so powerful emotionally I dare you not to shed a tear
Absolute must watch.
Only Murders in the Building (2021)
Good not great
Decent whodunnit with great comedic actors that we really haven't seen much from in the last ten years
I like anything with steve Martin so if you like him you'll like this
Selena Gomez is nothing special in this basically just used her fame (smartly I might add) to bring relevance to this worthy show
Worthwhile watch you won't be dissatisfied or bored.
Accused: Guilty or Innocent?: One Punch Assault or Self-Defense? (2020)
What a rollercoaster of emotion
This episode actually had me balling my eyes out at one point and the victims family were such terrible people
The wife of the man who the boy was protecting actually lied on the stand against him
He was protecting someone from a belligerent violent drunk who could not protect themselves (had a stroke) or even talk
That family deserves to be locked up for false accusations and Perjury
Great episode though one of the best.
The Man from Toronto (2022)
Solid action comedy
Don't listen to the low reviews they are the same people that think will Ferrell is not funny
This movie is exactly what you want it to be a mindless action comedy with a whacky premise
If your going to be over critical watching this then just don't bother
Woody is great and Kevin hart is Kevin hart if you don't like him you won't like this movie no need to rate it low
It's definitely worth a watch I enjoyed it and don't really have anything bad to say about it. Im not wishing I had my time back like with other shows (obi wan Kenobi)
All in all don't listen to the Debbie downers it's pretty good.
Rogue One (2016)
This is THE best Star Wars movie
Yes even better than the original trilogy
This movie is just done right and is able to take the gloves off Vader at the end which they couldn't even do with the new obi wan show
Star Wars really needs to be brought into the R ratings though this movie pulls it off but everything else they have made recently has been childish.
If you havnt seen this go watch it now you won't be disappointed.
Impractical Jokers: Eric André (2022)
It's still funny
Yea Joe left but it doesn't make the rest of them less funny
I thought I wouldn't like it but I found myself laughing and with a smile the whole time
So don't listen to negative nancys on here eating it low because the show had to change
Those are prolly the same people that complain about a fantasy series not being realistic
Bottom line show is still worth watching.
For All Mankind: Polaris (2022)
Don't believe the low scores
The low scores are by over critical people who honestly shouldn't bother watching tv
When you start picking apart a show for an engineering flaw in one episode you are neurotic
It's a tv show ya know meant to be entertaining if we went with everything 100% accurate there wouldn't be a show!
Jeez these people prolly rated Gladiator a 3 too lmao.
Mayans M.C. (2018)
Better than SOA
Mayans is better thanks sons because it's an original story unlike sons of anarchy which was just hamlet
You knew the ending of sons and what had to happen with this show it's a blank slate and EZ Reyes fills the brutally violent role that jax left by being more violent he is as dangerous as jax ever was and smart
Trust me the characters and story will keep you entertained so don't pass this show up and give it a try you'll be surprised and maybe you'll agree and say it's better than sons too.
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
It's pretty bad
Reva is destroying this show why is she such a prominent character when all we wana see is Kenobi fight Vader
Idk why it's so hard for Disney to understand we watch star wars for the force and lightsabers not children and bad villains
Only positive to Leia is she's absolutely adorable but honestly I thought this show would actually be about obiwan and his adventures between episode 3 and 4 before he finally just settles in on tattooine
But nope Disney plus just cannot seem to get shows right lately e.g book of boba, moonknight, and now Obi wan Kenobi unfortunately.
Peaky Blinders (2013)
It's a masterpiece!
For real just watch it you won't regret it
The show starts with a bit of a slow burn but picks up and never slows down again
You really only need one word to describe this show and that's
AWESOME!
The Northman (2022)
10??? Did you guys watch the same movie???
I want my 2 hours back I thought this was at least Gna have good action but it was sooo slow and fake that even the action couldn't save this pointless film
Story was soooooo simple and over complicated with Norse visions soooooooo dumb
Whole movie could have been wrapped up in ten minutes
And he gets a chance and totally can kill his captors if he were to unsheath his sword in that middle fight made no sense at all
All in all pass on this one you'll thank me later because this is one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time.
Halo (2022)
Don't listen to bad reviews
If all you want is action then just go play the game ffs
This brings a actual human element to the Spartans while I agree the Chinese or Korean chick is quite possibly the most irrelevant character ever, the show itself is actually pretty good
Idk what people expect it's a show based off a fps
Take it for what it is and you'll enjoy it if you want something smarter go watch the expanse.
Senior Year (2022)
Barely tolerable predictable and way too long
First off rebel Wilson is not attractive period 300lbs or skinny
Second the young girl they had play her as a teenager looks nothing like rebel Wilson besides hair color
Third the movie could have been a half hour shorter
Fourth we get it people are woke but does it have to be mentioned in every movie and show
And last skip it you'll thank me later.
Moon Knight (2022)
Show is just ok
Anyone rating a 10 is insane or has never seen anything marvel
This show is just ok and Stephen grant is just annoying
Also all the little nods to girl power and racial inclusiveness are not necessary "are you an Egyptian superhero?"
I mean marvel has a good enough demographic and is racially inclusive so we don't need affirmations that throw the PC message in our face we get it your woke!
That crap is ruining shows and movies and just leaves you with that cringe feeling
All in all this show is decent but if you don't watch it your not missing anything.