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Doors (2021)
Utter Twaddle
THE most pretentious, self indulgent sh1t I've ever suffered, and I'm 65 so have endured some.ego stroking monstrosities in my time, but wow, this stands alone.
How the hell can this be reviewed? It's a mashup of surreal "plots" thrown into a bucket, then randomly pulled out by a blindfolded internee stagehand, with promises of his/her name in titles and being honoured with position of "Plot Development" i'd have taken "runner". As I'm a registered sociopath, I want the world to suffer as I just have. So PLEASE everyone , it's crucial you all watch this. One is going for an extended lie down now.
Night Zero (2018)
Beyond Bad, but not quite bad enough to be good.
Dear me, Where to start? I won't bother. There was the smoke alarm battery beeping for what seemed the entire monstrosity. Main gripe about it was it kept me awake. Why are there never vegetarian zombies? Munching their way through your cabbage patch.
Atlantis Down (2010)
Marmite Movie
That by the reviews!. okay, i'm not fake, but I liked it!
Seen the title read synopsis and thought "Oh this is classic The Asylum Presents...."
But no, the budget was over £12.50 (not much over Okay i'm no reviewer and grammar is...suspect. But it was weird, and kept going off on tangents, cast were no thespians, but they were fine by me.
Made a change from the usual disaster type movie, "Asteroid,Plague,Worm Hole in someones kitchen" etc. Then the obligatory "expert" in Asteroids, Plagues, Kitchen wormholes.
She (its always a she) will stagger around in stilettos, micro mini skirts, she will be approximately 23 with an 18 year old daughter. The daughter will dress identical to mum, but her skirt will be ultra micro.
The multi tasking expert will be married, but separated from her cop husband. He spends more time working than giving family attention. Boo Hiss, but anyway, all will be splendid by the end, he will rescue them from the catastrophe, and get back in wife and daughters good books.
Talking about going off on tangents!, err, what was i reviewing?, oh yes, the shuttle thingy, yes, its okay, wont win any awards (cast not diverse enough) Thus, it won't even make it to a light night slot with the BBC. wonder how many stopped reading this by now?, probably a similar number to those who hated the film and switched off ages ago. Going now, bye
Apocalyptic 2077 (2019)
Speechless
Okay, I get the limited budget, but that was dreadful, the lead "Actor" Ryan Flamson seems to have no idea of emotion in voice. The tone rarely if ever changes. He realises hes just eaten a mans leg in format of a Cheese Burger, no reaction, voice unchanged, witness gratuitous violence, no reaction, voice unchanged. It seems he was just dragged off the street and offered a hundred quid to "star" in a movie. if they did pay 100 quid, they were robbed. Meandering, pointless debacle and waste of all of our time.
Manifest (2018)
TV Series, by numbers
I will just be repeating whats been said already, and far more eloquently. All i can do is explain my title,so incredibly predictable, standard characters, standard plot, then the inevitable sub plot (standard). This phenomenon seems to prevalent in a lot of American produced shows. Few if any characters are ugly,storyline meanders along, lets have a little twist, that'll keep the suckers watching.
I honestly doubt the writers have a bloody clue where its going, its like celluloid improv.I reckon they hope its cancelled, as they wouldn't have an effing clue for a finale.Rotten review, must try harder, but the series is on in background while i type away, yep, its that engrossing. On episode 8, pretty much indistinguishable from the earlier ones. I read there is a plot twist in episode 9, can hardly control my excitement....Sorry again, its just inducing apathy...