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6/10
It's fine. We can knitpick all day, but it's fine.
14 January 2024
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Waited for a few more episodes to come out before writing a review. This PJO adaptation overall is just ok. I understand some things aren't going to be realistic for screen and had to be changed, much like the Harry Potter films. Some of these changes even make sense like Annabeth figuring out it was Medusa from the jump or water snatching Percy bc the Missouri River isn't near the Arch.

However, the success of the Harry Potter films are that even though things weren't 1 for 1, they still evoked the same emotions you got reading the books for the most part. This isn't as much the case here. Gabe was scary figure who beat Sally. He's a wimp in this show and that really undermines the sacrifice she makes to keep Percy safe as a kid. The water park scene was one of the most important for developing Percy and Annabeth's friendship and trust in one another. In the show we get Hephaestus to Macguffin Annabeth and Percy to safety instead of solving their own problems using their own wit and skills. Little misses like that are consistent throughout the show but overall add up for less investment in the character for the viewer.

My biggest issue is that in the books, the reader learned along with Percy all the progressive plot points so that the payoffs felt way more heightened. In the latest episode, Percy (of all people) deduces it can't be Hades who stole the bolt and then says he's the last to figure that out. Then Grover is able to trick Aries into revealing he helped steal the bolt. Something you don't learn until near the end. This doesn't make any sense as to why theyd need to still go to the underworld once they have that information. I'll finish watching the series but this isn't the PJO adaption the fans were hoping for either. Maybe in another decade.
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Barbie (I) (2023)
6/10
Great if not ham-fisted message but a sloppy movie.
23 July 2023
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I was pretty excited to see this film and hope I'm not going to get put on a list for saying I didn't enjoy it that much. The message of female empowerment was fine, but didn't really speak to gender equality. Barbieland is the opposite of real world where Barbies are in control and kens are perceived as the mindless accessories. However, the ending just puts Barbies back on top and doesn't do much to equality which I hope is our goal. The movie itself was very sloppy and all finish with no build up. You could tell the writers had ideas of what they wanted to have happen but had zero clue how to get there. They wanted Ken to take the patriarchy back to Barbieland but this happens immediately and off screen despite the Kens being bumbling morons the entire movie. It's all payoff and no buildup. Good acting from a strong cast made this more fun to watch but when you start thinking a little deeper it didn't make much sense. I think this was a made for tik tok movie where there's 100 great scenes to throw up on the internet but not very cohesive when put together.
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5/10
Not sure how this is so boring with this cast
13 July 2023
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From the 1000 ft view this show should be great. Dynamite cast with Sam Jackson, Ben mendohlson, Olivia Coleman, Don Cheadle, Emilia Clarke and great performance from Kingsly Ben Adir. It's propped as a spy show with nick fury coming back from several years in space to stop a skrull invasion to wipe out humanity. He doesn't know who he can trust so It's makes him go against old friends, family and every major governmental power in the world and yet... it's so boring. Plot barely moves and all anyone talks about is skrulls are coming and Fury must pay. It has a solid first episode and then sets up all kinds of "cliffhangers" that the viewer knows clearly aren't happening. Oh man I wonder if a major character and well known actress like Emilia Clarke actually died?, do you think viewers believe they are going to let WW3 start on the Third episode? Things like that which are exciting on paper but just aren't if you think about it for 5 seconds within the MCU. Hoping a strong last few episodes can turn this ship around but not holding out hope.
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8/10
Not the greatest marvel movie ever but damn good
7 May 2022
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Really enjoyed this movie and overall tone shift from your usual marvel stock. It's dark, with some horror elements while Strange and America truly run from a witch. People die onscreen, and in some cases, in brutal fashion.

Wanda was great, you don't need to have seen wandavision (though it certainly adds to the experience) to understand what's going on and the pain she's feeling over the loss of her family and what's driving her.

If I had one complaint it was the sprint from America not trusting Dr. Strange based on her multiple experiences in the multiverse of being betrayed by him to suddenly saying this guy is different from the rest. But otherwise really strong movie

Won't spoil the Major stuff and cameos but WOW some cool stuff is going to happen coming down the pipe!
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3/10
Movie goes from interesting, to boring, to well, just dumb in about 2.5 hours
27 December 2021
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Really liked the opening premise of how Neo and Trinity are living in the matrix and why they haven't tried to rebel in 20 years, and how Neo programmed a modal to wake himself.

Unfortunately as the movie progresses it gets more and more boring with heavy exposition that you poke holes in pretty easily mixed with archived footage from the first movie. Even the most interesting update of the real world since Matrix 3 is that machines are fighting alongside humans now has no follow up whatsoever. Then the third act divulges into pure stupidity with Trinity being the chosen one too now.

Brightest spot was Jonathan Groff as the new Smith. Wasn't sure we needed a rebrand of smith but dude crushes it and honestly just a great actor overall.

Idk why I had hopes for this movie, just glad I had HBO and didn't spend the money to watch in theaters. Total cash grab nostalgia pumping flop.
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Santa Inc. (2021)
3/10
Not as bad as the some of the reviews but still pretty awful
5 December 2021
I like Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen but this was tough to get through. Totally out of touch and trying so hard to be. Wouldn't recommend to anyone. I guess we should have known when they said from the creators of sausage party.
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Fairfax (2021–2022)
4/10
Somehow people are upset or surprised about wokeness in show about kids outside San Francisco?
31 October 2021
This is literally a show about modern kids in a suburb 20 miles outside of San Francisco, and yet I still see people bombing reviews about it being woke. If woke culture triggers you this probably isn't your show my guy not sure what brought you here in the first place. That being said I didn't enjoy it much couple laughs here and there but overall a miss.
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2/10
I'm sorry just a cash grab for WB and to feed Brons ego
18 July 2021
I know a bunch of these reviews have to be filled with lebron hate without even seeing the movie and I went into this wanting to like it. But I'm sorry it's just a 2 and a half hour long commercial for all the Warner's property with plenty of dialogue describing lebron as the greatest player of all time and more than a ball player. Some parts made me laugh but you're distracted by the decades of WB characters in the background to actually pay attention to the movie.
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Loki: For All Time. Always. (2021)
Season 1, Episode 6
8/10
What this sets up is so cool, episode itself feel a little flat
14 July 2021
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Everything that this episode sets up for future MCU movies and multiverse madness is so amazing. Potentially even giving a glimpse at Kang being the phase 4 big bad, which we know opens up so many cool potential storylines. That being said, the episodes in itself was just ok to me. The entire series is based on slowly revealing more until we see the entire picture; and this being the season finale, padding time with Loki and and Sylvie's fight and He Who Remains dragging out his explanation was meh. Still really solid and left it at a cool place to pick up at season 2 especially after Dr Strange 2 and some other movies help advance the plot.
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Blockers (2018)
9/10
You'll laugh and you'll feel dumber for doing so
25 June 2021
You'll laugh to the point of your jaw hurting. I don't get some of the negative reviews on here. It's literally a John Cena movie about stopping his daughter from losing her virginity. What were you expecting? It's a low brow raunchy movie that's hilarious. Just chill out, turn your brain off for 90 minutes and enjoy the ride.
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Panic (2021)
4/10
Interesting concept terrible execution
29 May 2021
Really wanted to Ike this. I like the concept of asmall town conspiracy and dangerous game to be the only way out but unfortunately super hacky writing that tries to be deep and mysterious but really just falls flat and predictable. Not to mention the fact the below average "high school" actors are closer to 40 than high school age. Not unwatchable but don't hold your breath on this one.
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Mortal Kombat (2021)
3/10
Seems like they managed to piss off both sides with this one
24 April 2021
If you're like me and don't know anything about mortal kombat or it's lore beyond FINISH HIM! This movie's pacing and random mish mash of characters with no explanation or backstory makes it hard to follow. Based on other reviews the hardcore MK fans hate that the story centers around a new character cole young (who is portrayed by a horrible actor) instead of the more famous or entrenched fighter from the very deep and established MK roster. Basically the terrible pacing and writing have managed to isolate both old and new MK fans. Oh and there's no actual tournament in this?! Only redeeming qualities are Kano and the fight scenes.
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6/10
Let's Be Serious About This
20 March 2021
This is an infinitely better film than than that vomit inducing garbage pile Josh Whedon forced us all to endure. But, let's be serious Snyder cut is still just a good movie not a great one. Is this as some are calling it "a revelation of film and story making the likes of which we have never experienced before?" Hard No. Is it a fun albeit lengthy movie with surprisingly good cgi and a cohesive satisfying beginning middle and end? Absolutely yes. In summation, it is a million to the power of 10 better than what we previously had and hopefully goes a long way resurrecting the DCEU after the WW84 flop
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WandaVision (2021)
7/10
Now that we've seen the whole series
7 March 2021
Safe to say this show doesn't really find its mark until episode 4 but from then on in its pretty freaking awesome. If you're expecting a big marvel payoff that opens doors to all of phase 4 you might be little disappointed as they shunt most of that for a more character drive storyline which, I appreciated. Overall really enjoyed the series. Probably would have appreciated it more if I could have binged it rather than having to sit through the first two weeks and 3 episodes that are all setup and do little to drive the plot but now the whole thing is up and people can do just that.
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WandaVision: Breaking the Fourth Wall (2021)
Season 1, Episode 7
4/10
The problem with spoofing sitcoms every episode
20 February 2021
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Sitcoms are super predictable. The whole episode you know Wanda is denying there is a problem and will have to face her issues head on like any other sitcom trope. So to have 90% of her screen time being in this denial was irritating to me. And while I enjoyed Vision and Darcy's interaction together all I was thinking the whole time is how vision literally flew all over Westview in episode 6 so why is he waiting in traffic in a food truck? Lastly the big reveal at the end wasn't shocking in the slightest and I'm not a comic book person. Her constant presence and the the fact that Kathryn Hahn is way too big of an actress to not have a bigger role meant there had to be more going on. After how exciting episodes 5 and 6 were, 7 fell flat for me.
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