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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
The Best Action Film since Terminator 2
I have no words for this movie. It is fantastic. George Miller has still got it. I really wanna see more sequels with Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron. Mel Gibson would be proud.
Blazing Saddles (1974)
One of the best comedies ever made
Blazing Saddles is one of or the Best Comedy ever made. Warning, this movie can be offensive for some. The characters make a numerous amount of racial slurs and comments to the main character.
Just remember, a directors goal is to entertain audiences. Not offend them.
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
A disturbing, classic movie, that has its moments.
A Clockwork Orange wasn't as good as I expected it to be. It is worth watching, yes. Anyone that is sensitive to rape or realistic violence should read below.
The first 15-20 minutes of the movie is what you have to worry about. It starts off with a beating of a homeless man, two rapes, one being attempted, (she escapes) and the other being slightly offscreen and not shown. Although I'll have to say not either of them are very explicit. Anyone under 15 should not watch this movie.
Scarface (1983)
Good... I guess
I didn't really have an opinion about this movie. People said it was a good remake, it was one of the best mobster movies ever made? I thought it was unnecessarily long. Overall, the movie was good. Pacino saying "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" was classic and iconic, I guess. But... I didn't expect him to die.
The Walking Dead (2010)
Seasons 1-5: Outstanding. Season 6 and 7: good but not great. Season 9-10: back on track
The Walking Dead is probably the best zombie show. I started watching around when season 5 or 6 was airing live on AMC. I loved seasons 1-5. Season 6 was good, but didn't live up to the potential as season 5 did. Season 7, I felt the same as season 6, but the first episode of season 7 is outstanding, shocking. I was heavily dissapointed in season 8, and season 9 I only watched the first half of. Season 10 I have not watched but heard mixed reviews about it. Rick, the main character is a Sheriff who wakes up from a coma to find the world full of zombies (of which the characters call "walkers"). Yes, this show can be scary at sometimes, but sometimes also It can surprisingly get a little depressing. The reason why I stopped watching is because of a certain characters death that happened in season 8 (of which I won't say). So, for this show, even if you don't like zombies, watch this show. Give it a try.
Halloween (1978)
John Carpenter's Masterpiece
Halloween (1978) is a classic horror slasher movie that John Carpenter created. The main antagonist, Michael Myers, wears a Captain Kirk mask painted white and darkened hair. He mainly is seen stalking the protagonist, Laurie Strode (played by Jamie Lee Curtis). Here is the full quick recap of the movie:
The Movie starts out with Micheal Myers as a young boy murdering his older sister (Judith Myers). Then he is sent to a mental asylum called Smiths Grove. About 15 years later, he breaks out of the asylum (which happens to be on Halloween). His psychiatrist, Sam Loomis is determined to look for Micheal. Then we are introduced to Laurie Strode. She is in high school and is happening to babysit this kid named Tommy Doyle. Her friends, Annie, Linda, and Nancy, are walking home from school and Laurie sees Michael. He walks behind a bush, and when her friend goes to look, he's gone. Micheal tends to stalk Laurie a lot through this movie, and every time he disapears. So let's fast forward to Halloween night, for the hell of it. Laurie is Babysitting Tommy, and her friend is babysitting this girl named Lindsey. Her friend drops off Lindsey at Laurie's, and she goes to meet her boyfriend. She doesn't because when she gets in her car, Micheal appears in the car and strangles and sliced her throat. Her OTHER friend is seen with HER boyfriend, and Micheal happens to come across them both, and he kills them both. Laurie happens to find their bodies, and she freaks the frick out. Micheal finds Laurie and starts chasing her. She manages to get a few hits on Micheal, on his eye and chest. Micheal is somehow immune to pain throughout these movies. Loomis shows up and shoots the living outta Micheal and he falls off the house balcony. The ending of this movie is when Loomis looks down the balcony Micheal fell off, and to find out: HE'S GONE. THE END.
Joker (2019)
The Darkest any superhero movie would go..
Ok, first of all, I'm not spoiling this movie. Joker is fantastic. Joaquin Phoenix is a good joker. I'd say Heath Ledger and him are even. Definitely not a kids movie.
The Dancing Cow (2000)
Funniest Short Ever
The Dancing Cow is the most hilarious short ever. The movie itself is hard to find. It is about a guy who made a movie and Harvey Weinstein mistook it for another movie.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
This was better than Infinity War
BEFORE YOU READ- SPOILERS BELOW
Ok. So it starts out with Hawkeye's family getting dusted (and he doesn't even notice it). Then it shows Tony and Nebula stuck on the guardians ship. Tony is about to die of hunger, thirst, oxygen. Until Captain Marvel shows up and brings her to the Avengers HQ. They talk about what happened when they were fighting Thanos, making fun of Rocket because he's a raccoon. Then they all go to where Thanos is at. (It's literally some random planet). Then they find Thanos, and he tells the Avengers that he used all six stones to get rid of the stones. Then Thor literally DECAPATATES THANOS!! So then we get a time jump of five years. Tony has a daughter, Ant-Man gets out of the quantum realm, and Thor is fat and drunk as heck. Turns out, Korg, Meek, and Valkyrie survived. Ant-Man mentions to Steve that he can use the quantum realm to time travel. No one believes it at first, but Tony finds a way too. So then Black Widow goes to Japan to track down Hawkeye. He volunteers to be one of the first people to time travel in this movie. So then everyone goes back in time to get all six stones (at different times). We see the ending of Avengers 1, Tony bumps into his father in the 70's and 2014 Thanos finds out about the time travel stuff (because of Nebula's memory files) They do eventually get all the stones and snap their fingers to make half the universe come back. It happens, but 2014 Thanos attacks the Avengers. Then Captain America picks up Thor's hammer, Doctor Strange calls every dead character to fight Thanos (and his army). Tony snaps his fingers and he wipes out Thanos and his army. He eventually dies from the overpower of the stones. (There's actually something I forgot, Black Widow gives herself up in order to get the soul stone). So then we see Tony's funeral. Literally everyone is there. Captain America goes back in time to put the stones where they originally belonged, but he does that and he stayed in the past. We see him really really old. He just wanted to be with Peggy. The End. There is no post/end credits scene.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Marvel Did It.
Infinity War. It felt like we have been waiting for it for years (or even since it was first announced). Josh Brolin does a fantastic job voicing Thanos. The Avengers team up with the Guardians Of The Galaxy to prevent him from getting the Infinity Stones. The movie had its funny moments. Not as funny as Thor: Ragnarok's jokes, but still can be found funny.
WARNING SPOILERS BELOW!!!!!
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So. About the funny line: Drax makes up this joke and here how it goes: Tony, Parker, and Strange meet the GOTG, Quill says "where is gamora?" then Tony says "ill do you one better WHO is gamora?" then drax says "WHY IS GAMORA!!" And about the whole preventing thanos from getting all 6 infinity stones, you would probably think: "its marvel. the heroes always win". But you guessed wrong because thanos ACTUALLY gets all 6 stones and he snaps his fingers. Causing half the universe to die. Here are the people who are known to die:
Bucky, Black Panther, Falcon, Spider-Man, Star-Lord, Drax, Mantis, Doctor Strange, Scarlet Witch, Nick Fury, Maria Hill. Those are the people who die from the snap. Now finally, here are the people who DONT die from the snap: Heidmall, Loki, Vision, and Gamora. THE END
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Better Than Ep 4
Empire Strikes Back is ALSO one of the greatest movies of all time. The most famous scene is where Darth Vader says "i am your father". Also, Han Solo gets frozen in carbonite (he is alive!) so definitly a Sci-Fi, Action, and Romance movie.
Venom (2018)
What are the critics complaining about?!?
Tom Hardy's movies are always exellent. In Venom, He made Sony Marvel movies a step better! You dont have to watch amazing spider man 1 or 2 to see this movie!
It (2017)
Best Remake Ever!!
I was actually suprised by this movie. Unlike the Tim Curry one, this one had better acting. I didnt expect that they would show Georgie's death ONSCREEN! And then theres Pennywise. I can tell he is more scarier and bigger than Tim Curry.
The Omen (1976)
Lazy Writing
I thought The Exorcist was better than this movie. I mean, I thought that they rushed through the whole plot. The acting wasnt too bad though. The movie wasnt bad and it wasnt good. Its OK!
Star Wars (1977)
One of the best movies ever made
Everybody knows Star Wars. With the lightsabers and the "force". Its a great movie. WATCH IT
The Meg (2018)
Not as good as Jaws, but still good.
The Meg is a decent shark movie. Its not like Jaws or Deep Blue Sea. The acting played in the movie was good, Jason Statham played a good role. But I dont understand why there was TWO megalodons. About in the middle of the movie the first shark was dead and they hanged it on their boat. Then the second shark comes in eats the dead one. The movie had a good ending, the dog from the trailer survived, the second shark also died, it was worth the watch out of my opinion.
Bao (2018)
What in the......?
I went to see Incredibles 2 and this short played before the movie. When the dumpling thing came to life I was so confused. I literatlly thought it was an onion. So then you see the thing growing up until it gets married. His mom didnt want him to go, so she ate him. Later, you find out it is all a dream and you see the dumpling thing as a human, then he apologizes to the mom. To be honest, this short was disturbing.
The Emoji Movie (2017)
WHY IS THIS EVEN A MOVIE!!!!
This movie was SO darn cringy. I dont EVEN know why some people LIKE this movie, it is the definition of one word "GARBAGE"
Jaws (1975)
best. summer. movie. ever.
Jaws, a classic, 70s shark movie that made people not go to the beach. As it was "terrifing" it bought potential into kids and adults for meaning this movie is for ALL ages!!