carlitosnavas Reviews

The Tank (2023)

Why why why the shaky camera????

[1/10 · 3 September 2023]

Always, when it start and I see a shaky camera, it's a sign it's going to be a bad movie.

Why why why directors shake the camera, they think it will make the movie more real, but it makes the movie unwatchable, I tried to see the movie and immediately I got a headache.

They have the ilusion that using a shaky camera will make people say, ohhh it is so real, even the cameraman was shaking!.

At the end, they will only get a bad review and a person that can not even watch the entire movie.

Why why why xdirectors shake the camera, they think it will make the movie more real, but it xmakes the movie unwatchable, I tried to see the movie and ximmediately I got a headache.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

HOW IS POSIBLE THAT IS OVER 5

[1/10 · 20 January 2023]

I don't understand how is it possible that this film has an over 5 review rate overall, this film is really nonsense and it kind of looks like a joke, has nothing to see with history or nothing to see with vampire stories, is just like a joke conversation, I can imagine the writer joking about it and then taking it to a movie level, I don't understand also how the studios were willing to put money on a production like this, I still have to see the box office, it wouldn't surprise me if it made money, people nowadays and new generations pay good money for bad movies like this, I don't care if the scenography and customs are good.

Dreamland: A Storming Area 51 Story (2022)

SHAKY CAMERA TO BEGIN WITH

[1/10 · 8 January 2023]

The introduction was nice, so as soon as I was getting comfortable the real thing started just to have a horrible shaky camera, just a few seconds it started I had to stop it or otherwise get a headache for the day, so, I have to say that this think is unwatchable, amateurish camera movements. The introduction was nice, so as soon as I was getting comfortable the real thing started just to have a horrible shaky camera, just a few seconds it started I had to stop it or otherwise get a headache for the day, so, I have to say that this think is unwatchable, amateurish camera movements. I don't understand either why to require a minimum characters.

The Menu (2022)

I am a fan of Anya, but this movie is bad.

[2/10 · 5 December 2022]

I promise myself to read reviews in the future, the movie started good, but it turns to be a boring, no sense, no connection, no twist, while in the cinema, and driving back to my house I was trying to find something good about this movie, but the only good thing is Anya Taylor Joy beauty, and that's it, I like her a lot, and her acting is good, but the script is just bad, well, it's done and I can't get my money or my 2 hours back, so, I'm glad is not like a bad million dollar deal so I can deal with it. Read the reviews with the review date filter, so you don't only read the good ones, or the bad ones.

The Matrix Resurrections (I) (2021)

SO BAD ITS SAD

[1/10 · 1 January 2022]

This movie has no script, is just a bunch of scenes of the other matrix movies, I don't know who wrote this one, but it's bad, so bad, what a waste of time, I feel sorry for Keanu.

The Tomorrow War (2021)

NOT THE BEST OF CHRIS PRATT

[1/10 · 29 July 2021]

I just wonder where this movie was filmed, congo? Sure they were close to Ebola, the support actors looked more like gang members than Scientists, I guess this keeps Hollywood happy.

The Virtuoso (2021)

WHY IS THIS SCORED SO LOW?

[10/10 · 18 July 2021]

I saw this movie without knowing how low has been scored, I am glad I did, this movie is awesome, there is something fishy about all the bad reviews, maybe is one of those cases that people get together and do a bad review of a movie because it doesn't align with their agenda. The movie is slow but kept me interested from start to end, the scenes are awesome, no shaky cameras as many nowadays movies have, I always guess a review number on a movie, and I am really close all the time, I guessed this was going to be a 6.5.

Zoe (I) (2018)

Shaky camera all the movie.

[1/10 · 25 December 2020]

What is the point of ruin what it could have been a good movie with shaky camera all the time, it's so annoying to see a whole movie like if it was shot with a cellphone by a 12 year old. Why most directors think that shaking the camera will give them a better result?, just look at the Oscars and this shaky movies never get far.

Fishtales (2007)

Great visuals.

[10/10 · 25 December 2020]

First of all thanks to the director, is rare to see now a film where there is no camera shaking, thank you for going back to slow camera pans and steady shots, that and the visuals made me enjoy the film.

Adrift (I) (2018)

Constant disruption of the timeline.

[1/10 · 3 November 2020]

The constant disruption of the timeline makes it hard to keep up with the story, it's very annoying.

Loves Me, Loves Me Not (II) (2019)

Bad film, pumped up reviews

[1/10 · 1 October 2020]

The only thing about this film and the reason I finished it is the gorgeous blonde, and her acting, other than that, the casting is horrible, and the acting from the secondary actors is horrible too, they try too hard to force down the throat diversity and inclusion.

The Invisible Man (I) (2020)

Entertaining

[9/10 · 7 April 2020]

It's ok, I was in suspense and entertained the whole time, it's got is flaws but overall I think is good to watch, I liked it even better than The Hollow Man which was really bad for me, this one is ok.

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

Very nice.

[10/10 · 18 February 2020]

All I have to say is that I love Lily James, and whatever she touches, I don't think I would like this movie, specially since I don't like Cher and I don't like musicals, but seeing Lily James gorgeous hips and waist and face made me love this movie, I wish I was the guy on the boat with her...

Fear the Walking Dead (2015–2023)

BYE BYE, COULDN'T WATCH NO MORE.

[1/10 · 20 October 2019]

It is almost like the show was ruined on purpose, how can the writers ruin something so quick, turned into a documentary, no plot anymore, no suspense, just a bunch of documentaries put together. I wonder, was this ruined on purpose?, was someone paid to ruin it?, is possible, it happens in box fights and horse races, it could be the case here.

Joker (I) (2019)

I RARELY WATCH A FILM TWICE, I DID IT WITH JOKER

[10/10 · 19 October 2019]

The adrenaline, the goose bumps, moving in and out of my seat for two hours, this movie is something else, it raises the bar, Phoenix winning an Oscar seems possible.

Gemini Man (2019)

WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR 2019

[1/10 · 17 October 2019]

Boring from start to the time you walk out of the movie theater, the script makes no sense, you better off tear a 10 dollar bill to the toilet, at least you won't waste the time at the movie theater.

A Star Is Born (2018)

SHAKY CAMERA

[1/10 · 14 October 2018]

Sorry but 30 seconds into the movie I was dizzy, starts with a shaky camera scene, I was really hoping for the whole movie not to be that shaky, and it wasn't, but the first scene was filmed with a shaky camera that was enough to give me a headache for the rest of the night, my respect to Lady Gaga and my respect to Bradley Cooper, they both deserve an Oscar for this movie, but the director has a lot to learn, there are alternatives to shaky cameras to give realism. Mi low review is for the director.

Overboard (2018)

watch "Instructions not included" and THEN review.

[10/10 · 11 May 2018]

Watch "Instructions not included" of Eugenio Dervez and then post a review of this movie. Thank me later.

Black Panther (2018)

I did not like it much.

[1/10 · 11 May 2018]

I'm not sure what movie critics were watching when they gave this a positive review, but this movie barely warranted one star. The acting was terrible, the plot was substandard and the premise was ridiculous. Definately an agenda behind all the hype. Furthermore, it's regretable that a movie such as this got so much attention when Hostiles and The Shape of Water went under the radar.