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Toe Sucking Orgy (2011)
i would rate this an 11 if i could
I spontaniously busted not one but both of my nuts upon first viewing The cinematography was great it was impeccable I wish that the girls were boys specifcignidnvzlly cowboys in the showers at ram ranch get grant mc d to remake this and i'll bust all three of my nuts. Thnk you FM Concepts for this masterpiece I want to show this to my grandkids
ps the toes were funyn.
BrainSauce: The Ultimate Ram Ranch Investigation (2020)
i wish i was grant macdonald
I wish i was as smexy and cool as grant mcd. He is almost as sexy as Dog Walker.
Him (1974)
i WAS curious about his sexual life
As a Pastafariast, i wanted to learn about other religions. This was a great insight into jesusism. Thank you so much mr. I like i like like. I liked the part where Judas sucked Jesus' crusty, salty, toes. I think ill stick with pastafariansmistmam, but thanky uo for this movie.
Yooitsxtra: Among Us (2020)
nut sus
I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.
The Execution of Mary, Queen of Scots (1895)
Not great, but important.
I am a massive horror fan, and this could be considered the first horror movie so I checked it out. Obviously the effects look like garbage today, but they were absolutely groundbreaking! There really isn't much to this film. I feel bad putting it so low, even though it's one of the better movies from the time, but I just can't put it above other movies which actually tried. Great for looking back at film history, but can't really recommend it for most people.
Where the Dead Go to Die (2012)
Why just why
I have seen so many terrible animated movies in my life like dorbees, rapsittie street kids, foodfight, and wolf tracer's dinosaur island. but this is just... TERRIBLE. the person who made this movie, Jimmy Screamerclaz is a really nice guy. although his animations are HORRIFIC. the animation looks like a eight year old made the models in Microsoft paint 3d. this is a anthology horror film with 3 stories. Tainted Milk, Liquid Memories, and The mask that the monsters wear. the thing is NONE OF THEM HAVE A COHERENT PLOT.I don't know what to say about this. If I could I would rate this 0/10. please never watch this movie. It makes Foodfight look like a masterpiece