jlane-64220 Reviews

Modern Love (2019–2021)

Heart Warming

[20 October 2019]

I loved every episode. It was all so beautiful and so human. The music made everything even better. I loved the intro, and never felt like skipping it. The couples are all so lovely. The setting, and the conversations felt so real. Perfect timing for each episode as well. Can't wait for season 2! Thank you!

Lights Out with David Spade (2019–2020)

Funny!!

[9/10 · 17 October 2019]

Love this show! David Spade is hilarious. There is no one else like him. I love the way he delivers jokes and lines with his edgy Spadism charm. He keeps me laughing.

The Open House (2018)

New All Time Worst

[1/10 · 14 October 2019]

I thought The Meg was bad. Open House makes The Meg look like a classic. This movie starts off well which is what kills me because it duped me into believing it was all going to be worth it. It was completely pointless full of questions that are never answered. A faceless killer with zero motivation for anything he does. Cliche after cliche, and an ending that left me angry and annoyed. Buy some effing light bulbs btw. Total piece of excrement.

The Meg (2018)

The Meg is The Worst!

[1/10 · 18 August 2018]

From its uninspired opening scene, to its abysmal dialogue and low production value, this movie is total crap. While I appreciate using more Asian actors in films, the delivery of lines was awful. It seemed to me they were delivering several of the lines phonetically- emotionless acting. The plot was boring and predictable- even for a shark movie, and the nods to Jaws were a complete embarrassment. Do not attempt to pay homage to a complete classic with this piece of garbage. I'm horrified at myself for going, and can only hope this review will help others to STAY AWAY!! Jason Statham you owe me $$$!!!