jhoward-85324 Reviews

Invasion (2021–2024)

Apple should be ashamed, not renewing

[2/10 · 7 March 2022]

This is pretty much a total waste of time. The first 4 and last 3 episodes could pretty much be skipped and you'd get the idea.

Yeah, the last episode. I said it. Because all it does is set us up for another season of unknown "possibly epic" BS that will definitely suck the life out us too.

Chick Fight (2020)

I was expecting so much more

[2/10 · 18 November 2020]

It's just predictable all the way thru to the point it is boring. I kind of figured the protagonist would win-I get that, but the dialogue was mundane too. It feels like they wrote nothing of substance for some of the main characters and expected them to riff great lines. It just didn't happen here. Baldwin may be the biggest disappointment. I'd expect more from a "drunk coach" in the perfect opportunity for one-line zingers. He had nothing.

Division 19 (2017)

Truly a waste of time

[1/10 · 16 May 2019]

IMDB isn't the only site plagued by fake reviews, but they need to get a handle on them.

If I spend $30 for a sub-par phone charger then I get my phone charged intermittently, and maybe I return it.

If I invest 2 hours in a movie that is incoherent, repetitive, and pointless, I just wasted 2 hours. No value whatsoever and I can't get my time back.

This movie is horrible. 7.7 reviews when I queued to watch and now under 4. It deserves a 1-2 rating. This movie is the cinematic equivalent of melatonin.

What Happened in Vegas (2017)

Not really about the shooting.

[2/10 · 20 August 2018]

The last 10 minutes of this movie scratch the surface of the horrific shooting and hit a couple of inconsistencies that _may_ have relevance but are not covered in detail.

The movie isn't bad - it covers a couple of very intriguing examples of police brutality and cover-ups. It also has a couple examples that are weaker and leave our key pieces of evidence that were obtained one the first page of a Google search.

It just has nothing to do with the shooting. Seems clear this was a piece designed to cover an election campaign and when that failed it was re-branded to get views. None of the valid points raised in the first hour and 40 minutes of this movie have anything to do with the massacre they put on the cover.