MironCrane22 Reviews

Trolls (2016)

An insult to human intelligence

[2/10 · 22 August 2022]

I think this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. For real. It's so bad that Shark Tale appears to be Citizen Kate in comparison. The plot is absurdly poorly constructed and is shamelessly copied from other films, this already shows the lack of originality behind this shameful thing that calls itself cinematic movie. The fact that a top-notch cast has become a part of this horrible film is immeasurable. Hateful characters from the first to the last, Poppy who should be the cute and nice protagonist is a pain in the ass with mighty levels and you want to enter the screen and throttle her no matter how annoying she is. If it had been eaten by the Bergens, or whatever they call these creatures, I would have opened a bottle of champagne in the middle of the theaters' room. Because yes. I also saw this animated havoc in theaters, among other things on an evening where there was a lot of fog. I would have demanded compensation if something had happened to me. The only two nice things are the animation and the songs which, although they take up half the film, are still better than the horrid plot surrounding this abomination. The worst movie in this studio made just to throw away merchandise. If I had to choose between reviewing this movie and sticking my head in the gas station toilet, I say let's go to the gas station (cit.)

School of Rock (2016–2018)

Mediocre

[6/10 · 2 May 2021]

How to turn a Jack Black movie masterpiece into a hallucinating banality. The show is not to be taken seriously at all, too many subplots, no interesting characters, the story seems to be completely repetitive. It had great potential, but it was not exploited properly. In any case it's watchable, but not to be taken seriously.

We Can Be Heroes (II) (2020)

Horrifying

[1/10 · 31 December 2020]

A bad film with a big waste of Pedro Pascal. A film to see without expecting anything.

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

Dissapointing

[4/10 · 30 December 2020]

A completely useless film that could also have been avoided. The only reason they did it is because they had no more ideas and they wanted more money. With Wonder Woman 1984, DC reaches another disappointment: the plot is terrible and it looks like a fanfiction, the characters are without depth and absolutely nothing is added to the Wonder Woman character. Big plot holes and horrible CGI. Pedro Pascal is one of the few good things of the film.

Venom (2018)

Bad

[5/10 · 26 December 2020]

Embarrassing plot and ridiculous characters to say the least. CGI is mediocre, especially on Venom. With this character they could do more and instead they built a story for twelve year olds.

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)

A big disappointment

[4/10 · 30 November 2020]

This sucks. How to ruin a saga that ran for 40 years. Virtually nonexistent characters development, useless and annoying fanservice, aberrant plot twists. Everything seems done on purpose in a hurry. I'd prefer to forget both Star Wars and this movie, and I'd also describe this Episode IX as the eighth season of Game of Thrones - an abomination.

Truth or Dare (I) (2018)

Terrible movie

[4/10 · 30 November 2020]

What a ridiculous film. Terrifying special effects but in the sense that they make you laugh. Plot that could be interesting but that loses after the first half hour of the film. It goes without saying that the ending is a stroke of luck to promote a sequel. One of the worst horror in recent years.

Henry Danger: Henry Danger: The Musical (2019) Season 5, Episode 20

ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES

[10/10 · 29 July 2019]

This musical was totally great, I love the songs, the coreography and the characters. LOVED IT!

Henry Danger (2014–2020)

Great show

[10/10 · 5 June 2019]

I think it's a great show for children. It's fun and interesting.

Henry Danger (2014–2020)

Amazing

[10/10 · 4 May 2019]

That's amazing, this show is sooo good. I like the episodes and my favorite is "Hour of Power".

Game Shakers: Flavor City (2019) Season 3, Episode 10

Relatively Boring

[5/10 · 4 May 2019]

I had a good feeling for this episode, but after the first eight minutes I realized that it was quite boring. Above all, the end was not all that good. In summary it was a disappointing episode.

Henry Danger: Budget Cuts (2018) Season 4, Episode 9

Bleah

[1/10 · 19 March 2019]

Worst episode ever. The plot is confused. I hate this episode.

Henry Danger (2014–2020)

Excellent

[10/10 · 19 March 2019]

Perhaps the best series of Nickelodeon. It's funny and pretty good.

As Above, So Below (2014)

The best found footage i ever seen in my life, othan than Unfriended...

[8/10 · 19 November 2018]

I loved it so much, one of the best horror of the last 15 years, and the best horror of 2014, really nice!

I would like a sequel, but i do not think they will, damn it :(

Despite this, I recommend the vision to everyone!

The Emoji Movie (2017)

Zero stars

[1/10 · 19 November 2018]

How to teach ignorance to children, a poop movie and story for kids 0-6 years old. Already from trailer it was understood that is was horribile. The worst movie I ever seen in my life.

Slender Man (I) (2018)

The worst movie of this year

[2/10 · 19 November 2018]

In absolute the worst movie of 2018, and also one of the worst movies of the last 20 years, the plot is awful, characters absent and a narrative for kindergartens.

I had some hope from the trailer, especially the second, but a disgust come out!

Making a film about Slenderman was too late now, the legend of the creepypasta character stopped working five or six years ago.

Not recommend, i hope they do not do a sequel.

Seriously bad movie!