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The Sky Has Fallen (2009)
Boring is an Understatement!
This movie has to be the most boring piece of wannabe film making I have ever seen. Boring is an understatement for sure.
It is so slow paced and not much happens in between the boring parts.
I give this 1.5 but I will give it a 1 since there is no 1/2 points able to be given. I am a fan of low budget indie films but this is just so bad in every aspect. Any rating over a 3 is definitely a phony rating, don't believe their ratings.
That reviewer who says people didn't understand it if we give it a low rating is totally ridiculous. I understood the story but it is still not very good. Those high ratings, believe me, are fake and probably written by the film crew.
Old (2021)
Ridiculous!!!
I knew as soon as she said she found this secluded beach online that things were not going to go well. Haven't people learned yet that the internet is phony and nothing is real on it. So they get suckered into this is no surprise because it happens every day. Sometime in reality people die!!! Sometimes we win. Other times we watch a film that is trying so hard to be an internet sensation by letting freaks in your life. I understand the internet since I have been cruising its limits basically since day one. Just don't do it, don't buy into the online crap and you will live a long happy life!!!!
Backcountry (2014)
Mighty Boring except for ...
Yea this movie was pretty boring actually until one scene when the bear mauls the guy. That was crazily awesome, the fx was nicely done almost like real. That is the only reason I would watch this again, but I would fast forward to that scene. BTW I recorded it off TV.
Why does it want another 300 characters in this for it to post when I see some that are just a couple a lines worth?
Yea this movie was pretty boring actually until one scene when the bear mauls the guy. That was crazily awesome, the fx was nicely done almost like real. That is the only reason I would watch this again, but I would fast forward to that scene. BTW I recorded it off TV.
My Bloody Banjo (2015)
Pure Crap!
I am not going to review the plot of this stinker. If you want to find out what it is about, you can find that out easy enough. I am just going to give my thought on this movie.
This movie sucks and I will never watch it again. All the characters are so unlikable and so mean that its really hard to watch because of how rediculous everyone is. There is no relief from the onslaught of yelling and meaness. There is no entertainment value in this even by one iota.
The main character has to be the stupidest person I have ever seen in a movie. It's pure crap. I for one will never watch another L. Regan film again...
Far Out Man (1990)
Do You Like Cheese With Your Buzz
I have been a huge fan of Cheech & Chong since they released their first album on vinyl, Cheech and Chong in 71 and it kind of tickled me when Far Out Man said Dave's not here.
This is a few days in the life of an old Hippie Tommy Chong solo with his real family in tow. His daughter thinks he needs help... maybe ... maybe not. I say not. It's him without Cheech, but yea this film which Tommy wrote and directed is pretty cheesy but I can dig it because it is Tommy Chong after all.
Brightburn (2019)
Ain't No Superman
My take on this is, the parents are both idiots. They take an alien and put it in a crib as if it's human, when it isn't.
The Kents were a very lucky couple taking a chance like they did. But what did these two expect, an extraterrestrial alien to grow up to be a human? He's like an evil alien predator in a kids skin. The dumb parents kept on going on for far too long as if it's a human while they're living in some weird fantasy world. That totally ruined it for me. How stupid can they be?
Titicut Follies (1967)
gross
This film documentary is gross... just plain gross. I'm not sure what the director was going for here, but I don't feel sorry for any of those loonies.
In the Year 2889 (1969)
Watch The Original Instead
This movie is so stupid.
I will just tell you how it starts and you will get the idea of how crappy this made for TV movie is.
Someone knocks on the door and the daughter thinks it's her boyfriend. Her father tells her not to open the door.
So she opens it. WTH, the door has curtains on it. All she had to do was move the curtains over and find out who is at door.
I can't believe how brain dead she is. The dude falls into their house onto the floor.
I know this script is basically the same as Corman's 1955 Day the World Ended, but come on, they shouldn't have let that slip by.
Forget this steaming pile and check out Roger Corman's flick. Even though his is from the fifties it is way better than one.
The Starlost (1973)
Old Canadian Sci-Fi --- good or bad you decide
I remember watching this on TV in 1973 and thought it was a really bad Canadian Sci-Fi show, but I kept watching each week thinking it has to get better.
BTW I'm one of those Canadians.
OK jump to 2019, 36 years later I go and buy the DVD from VCI hoping some magically sci-fi thingy happened to make me like it.
NOT... every episode is exactly how I remember it... BORING and everything everybody says is just psycho mumbo jumbo nonsense with a lot of numbers thrown in to make the viewer lose a little bit of grey matter every freakin episode!
Every actor had a dumb look on their face, like they would rather be in a mall shopping for bell bottoms than being on a sound stage...
AND the scripts were dreadful and ridiculous... I would rather just head into the sun and get it over with!
I am glad to have actually watched it again to let me know I haven't lost it from watching it all those years ago...
I can sell my DVD now to get it out of my life.
The Orville: Identity (2019)
WOW
Like wow, what a heavy episode. The Orville just gets better it seems. Some episodes are great and some are just ok but this one is like awesomely heavy. I don't want to say anything about it except you gotta see it. I can't wait for part 2!
A(r)men (2013)
Sweet Little Ditty
I happened upon this short film because it is on Dead Snow 2 blu-ray.
I gave it a 5 because of the horny arm. If the arm wasn't horny it would get a 2 from me.
Poor guy did what the plastic owner of a regrown arm would do after the stuff it did to him.
I'm done, this is my first IMDb review since being alive and a member here since 06...