cameronfitzgerald-74962 Reviews

Modern Family (2009–2020)

Modern fun

[8/10 · 8 July 2020]

Great sitcom about a modern family in America going about their everyday lives very funny series goes off the rails after serious 5 but worth watching guarantee laugh's.

101 Dalmatians (1996)

101% Dalmatian plantation

[7/10 · 4 July 2020]

Loved this film when I was younger a darker version but fully enjoyable for families alike with some hillarious moments great remake with great actors alike Glen close as Cruiela Devill is perfect should've been directed by Tim Burton.

Only Fools and Horses (1981–2003)

During the war

[10/10 · 5 May 2020]

During that 1981, 2003, comedy show on TV staring the Trotter brothers,. Set in Peckham London telling the lives of two brothers Del and Rodney. Going about their everyday lives wheeling and dealing with their company trotters Independent Traders (TIT) along with their Grandad they try to come Millionaires 'this time next year we'll be Millionaires, selling hooky gear on the high street ,He who dares wins, , Cosmic, a joy ride of fun fulfillment from the very first episode ,Luvly Jubbly,

Romeo Must Die (2000)

Romeo lives on

[7/10 · 22 April 2020]

Tensions between black and Asian gangs reach.breaking point, a Chinese former cop gets sent to prison to serve his father's sentence. But when his younger brother gets murdered he must find the killer and get revenge for his brothers death Han assumes it must be one of the black gangs However he is in for a surprise. Featuring the film debut of singing sensation Aalihah also rapper DMX in a five minute cameo, prepare for martial arts action that will have any audience on the edge of their seat.

Die Another Day (2002)

Not a novel therefore not Bond

[5/10 · 18 April 2020]

Why did pierce Brosnan agree to this disaster movie the first scene includes a torture scene and seems to get worse from there alot of unessery violence and not much enthusiasm or humour. Bad bond film to stay the least

Bewitched (1964–1972)

Season 6 jumble

[7/10 · 18 March 2020]

Well the early series of bewitched are amazing and magical but that's where it ends the 70s was the the downfall of the show, which featured a new Darrin (dick Sargent). No evil cousin in Serena and a new baby who turns out to be mortal it's no wonder that this show was asked in 1972 and the very last episode makes no sense at all remember the fun episodes of the show featuring the late (Dick York)

Resident Evil (2002)

Sexy zombie killer

[6/10 · 8 December 2019]

Well the film focuses on a company called the umbrella corporation releasing a deadly virus into the city killing everyone and turning them into zombies only one survivor a woman Alice wakes up with amnesia and not remembering that she is actually a secret agent sent to stop the zombie breakout based on the fifth installment of the video game format a pure enjoyment from the start. Also Milla Jovanovich fights zombies in a sexy red dress throughout most entertaining.

Van Helsing (2004)

Professor Van slump

[5/10 · 20 October 2019]

The hammer horror franchise all in one film this film features The wolf man, Dracula, Frankenstein, profesor Van Helsing, and even the bride's of Dracula, Van Helsing is sent too Transylvania to kill Dracula however this film lacks enjoyment and exitment and the fighting scenes are slow and demeaning. Kate Beckingsales appreance in the film is the only thing that makes no sense whatsoever her character the last of her family is clearly well trained and strongest of her family and a heroine in her own right. Finding Van Helsings appreance intimidating, I fell asleep watching this at the cinema as I love Vampire films so much this one disappointed me

Annabelle (I) (2014)

A doll's story

[3/10 · 16 October 2019]

So a doll is possessed by an evil demonic sprit when they get haunted by it when they give it to their first born child. Which is totally inacorate as the doll is actually owned by two teenage girls given to them by their auntie and they have nightmares about it being possessed and they seek help from ghost hunters Ed and Lorraine Warren who claim the doll is haunted by an evil demon when many assume it's haunted by a little girl

The Horror of Frankenstein (1970)

What's it all about Frankie stein

[5/10 · 13 October 2019]

Not as good as Boris Karloff's Frankenstein this time with Darth Vader Dave prowse as the monster. A creature is made from body parts, certainly not an adaptation of the Mary Shelley novel but a good start a scientist creates a monster and it wrecks havoc on people in brutal killings like Dracula films you get the useal damsils in distress waiting for someone to save them. But this monster isn't industrable and is actually prone to pain and even a frying pan could knock this monster out a weak version of Mary Shelley's classic but not a bad hammer horror.

Spring Breakers (2012)

Bad girls in Bikinis

[3/10 · 13 October 2019]

A group of high school girls go away for spring break but end up in jail bailed out by James Franco not knowing he's actually a drug dealer using them to get back at the people who have wronged him, the innocent girls are lured into a gang of wrong doer's robbing bank's and killing people. However when one of the girls is shot they realise that this isn't what they signed up for as two quit the group the remaining three get revenge on the gang who attacked them. I didn't like this film and thought it was very barbaric and crude seeing Selena Gomez in a skimpy bikini is the highlight of the whole film.

She (I) (1965)

No men allowed

[5/10 · 9 October 2019]

Well what to say a man stumbles across an island ruled by a gorgeous queen played by the sexiest woman of the sixties Ursula Andrus Peter Cushing plays the archeologist with a young Bernard cribbins also staring Christopher Lee playing a creepy arab. A mysterious Island is discovered ruled by beautiful women who have to find love in order to survive in the human form only ever seen something like this in Wonder woman but this certainly is paradise, given a universal rating probably should be PG as contains a topless scene. The lost city of kuma and the desert of lost souls will make any viewer watching interested.

To the Devil a Daughter (1976)

The devil a pain

[5/10 · 8 October 2019]

Probably the very last ever hammer horror ever made but this won't go down in the history books as the best, a great cast including Christopher Lee as the priest Honour blackman a former bond girl. Natasha kinkski plays the nun and the damsil in distress so a young nun is kidnapped and used as a sacrifice for the devil on her 18th birthday, this film is a bit grusome in places involving a strange birth scene which will make you cringe nude scenes probably to graphic for the time, and Natasha kinkski having sex with a demon with a perverted Christopher Lee looking on hoping to be the demon. The satanic rituals are disturbing and have no meaning whatsoever and the ending scene makes no sense at all for the final film in the hammer horror franchise this is an utter disappointment.

Dracula Untold (2014)

Dracula is born

[6/10 · 6 October 2019]

I am a big fan of Vampire films me and love Dracula films especially this film tells the story of how Dracula became to me, he becomes a warrior who defends his people from Turkish invaders eventually becoming a monster but a likable monster. Not a barbaric killer like previous Dracula's unlike most Dracula's this one does not have a tragic ending a Dracula adaptation of this era better than Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019)

Gotta spoil em all

[3/10 · 23 September 2019]

The yanks have done it again and destroyed a great franchise Pokémon well done, why bother Hollywood this film would of been great if it was made in Japan, making Pikachu male rather than keeping the creature female an animated film would of been better I really hope they don't make a sequel.

Battle Royale (2000)

Real life Royal Rumble

[8/10 · 22 September 2019]

A whole class is sent to a Caribbean island where they have to slaughter each other in a battle for survival, where only one survives earning ultimate glory girls and boys beating each other to death and fighting each other like playing Tekken, a blood thirsty slugfest worth watching again and again

The Lost Boys (1987)

Bite into reality

[3/10 · 22 September 2019]

I am a huge fan of Vampire films me but this one made my skin crawl teenage Vampires up to no good in a town known for murder's unaware it's invested with Vampires. Main vampire David and his group of rebels hunt on residents and generally wreck havoc, the film starts as two brothers come to the town of Santa Carla known as the murder capital of the world "Sigh" come to visit there mad old grandpa with there mum in tow, they think they have found paradise until they meet the vampire biker gang run by David. The older brother Michael the rebelis brother finds himself attracted to the most attractive woman in town called Star unaware she too is hiding a secret she too is a vampire and one of David's gang she lures Michael into her trap and he becomes a member of the gang. Michael finds himself trapped in himself eventually becoming what he fears the most, he must keep his new form a secret and protect the younger brother, star finds herself attracted to him at this point leading to one of weirdest sex scenes ever. Michael must choose to destroy the vampire Clan and protect the one he loves he kills a vampire member to set them off steaking him in the heart but like most vampires they usealy turn too dust this one doesn't "sigh again" Michael is joined by some local vampire hunters two brothers suprise suprise. They seek out to destroy the clan, they lure the vampire gang to there house and one by one they perish leaving only David and Michael left in a fight to the death. But here's the twist Michael kills David you think that's the end of it but no the actual head Vampire is a man working at the local Video store who ends up in a realationship with the mother WTF confusing I know surprisingly the biggest vampire film of the 80s welcome to the 21st century.

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

Star crossed lover's

[4/10 · 22 September 2019]

Just like it's predecessor this sequel is quirky, dull, and boring with intense violence for a 12 rating should be 15. After winning the hunger games Katness and Peter are blackmaild into pretending to be a couple this film centres around their love life. Katness ends up falling in love with someone else, traveling from discrict to district they remember the people killed in the previous games, there's an evil villain called lord Snow who blackmails the couple into not realving the truth public outcry and misery pursue there main goal now is too survive. Didn't finish this film got bored prepare yourself for a snore fest.

The Hunger Games (2012)

Hunger strike

[6/10 · 21 September 2019]

It's a bit predictable that the main character wins the tournament found it really difficult to understand what was really going on two normal civilians are picked from each district a boy and girl and they represent their discrict in a battle to death brutal seeing young children being killed just to so adults get a cheap thrill, the chances of finding an American version of battle royale fail stick with Japanese version why did Hollywood spend money making this atrocitie.

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Mistress of excitement

[6/10 · 18 September 2019]

A movie about a movie star Elvira an interesting woman who lives the Gothic lifestyle feisty but likeable, luring all men to her web. Elvira is invited to read her late aunt's will where she heads to a small town where the locals are somewhat shocked by her appearance she inherits a creepy house with a pet poodle. A film with some funny scenes including a sexy bra and panty scene ,she becomes an unlikely hero saving the town from a mysterious old man, a female perspective will exite any viewer watching.

13 Reasons Why (2017–2020)

Teenage kicks

[8/10 · 28 August 2019]

A hard hitting series about a group of teenagers and their struggles with life this series will show you the everyday struggles that teenagers go through such as bullying, self harming, suicides and depression this series reduced me to tears with heartbreaking and upsetting scenes. Also some dramatic scenes that will have you at the edge of your seat. This Netflix series is a delight from the from the very first episode following the tragic life of Hannah baker and her issues with life her struggles at school and home leads her to make a heartbreaking decision. As the third series is abit boring with s boring storyline.

13 Reasons Why (2017–2020)

Teenage kicks

[8/10 · 28 August 2019]

I love the first two series but season 3 is abit boring ani the new character is boring got bored after forth episode teenager going through young life experiencing new things and deals with normal day stuff teenagers go through an epic series with a few heartbreaking scenes and intense struggle's of the life of a teenager going through life's cycle become an adult.

Aladdin (1992)

Best Disney ever

[9/10 · 9 August 2019]

What a masterpiece I can watch this film every day and never get bored Robin Williams at his best, Romeo and Juliet of Disney Aladdin and Princess Jasmine. A tramp who finds the love of his life and his father heartmelting.

The Hitcher (1986)

RIP Rutger Hauer

[8/10 · 25 July 2019]

One of the best classic films of this legends career a mass murderer who stalks a young man wrecking havoc in his wake driving the man into his own insanity. With an amazing climax end that will have you at the edge of your seat RIP Rutger Hauer one of the best villains of the time.

Walking Tall (1973)

Rare treat

[7/10 · 29 May 2019]

Such an action packed film I found it really difficult to get bored forget about the remake original and best, This film is so good its never been realeased on DVD.