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House of Dolls (2023)
Wow, this was bad
The 10 star reviews are clearly by people who made the movie or who were paid to rate it. This movie was bad. The acting was atrocious, the storyline the same. The movie being 80 minutes should've been a red flag I guess, but I wanted to believe it would be good.
From the opening scene I could tell it was low budget, but I didn't realize how bad it would be, especially considering Dee Wallace was in it. The acting was bad, the character development was bad, the story is bad. They probably spent most of the budget on Dee Wallace, because that's the only reason I watched the movie, so I guess it paid off. Joke's on me I guess.
Big Sky (2020)
Great start, but the ending.... Wtf?
Okay, so this show started out really good. Good characters, interesting relationships, intriguing plot. Then with this great setup, they decide to kill the main character after the first episode? Stupid. I won't be watching the next episode.
Down the Road (2012)
Unfortunately, I got out alive
As I was sitting through this "flick", as Jason Christopher likes to call it, I couldn't help but notice something: this movie is bad. I have seen my fair share of bad horror movies, and this is right up there with the worst of them.
In the horror genre, there is a line that a movie can cross over where bad becomes funny, and when this happens the movie becomes somewhat enjoyable. Unfortunately for Jason Christopher, his flick sits just behind this line, causing it to be completely unwatchable. Everything from acting to camera work to lighting was terrible. Multiple shots, excuse me, most shots, in this movie were either under or over exposed, making it hard to see what was going on. The score was almost non- existent, but when it was, it hardly fit the mood of the scene. It seems that Mr. Christopher spent the majority of the budget on Clint Howard's paycheck, which was a complete waste of a role. The screenplay itself was horrible, so I can't blame Jason Christopher for making a bad flick. But actually, he is to blame because he wrote it. With characters that are completely generic, a killer that wears size 7 boots (very intimidating), and dialogue that doesn't make any sense, do yourself a favor and spend your night looking at a wall, it will be more enjoyable.