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Pontypool (2008)
1/10
Pure Amateur Garbage
21 July 2009
The worst film of all time, except for "Plan 9 from Outer Space", which was so bad it was good. This film does not reach that level. A truly forgettable piece of trash.... Period!! The scariest part was watching that lizard face troll with the cowboy hat swap tongue with his psychotic co-worker. But maybe good means bad, which would explain many of the previous reviews. As for the question asked by one of the previous reviewers, "which producer pocketed most of the budget?", that is easily explained by reading the rave reviews for this pile of trash. Obviously there were funds made available for reviewers. If you can see, hear, and have any capacity for thought, you will be wasting it all on this film.
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Americano (2005)
1/10
Total Waste of Time
24 October 2006
What Drivel ! How could anybody consider this movie anything but amateur film making at it's worst. I've seen better home movies. No story, no content, no start or finish, just utter nonsense. The best part of this movie were the closing credits, and the relief that you feel when this garbage finally comes to an end. The only reason I sat and suffered through the entire ordeal, was due to the possibility of encountering the good part, based on earlier reviews. The good part never arrives, and you realize that your time has been wasted. My advice is to save this movie for some late night when you have insomnia, and prefer not taking a drink or medication, since this movie will put you right to sleep.
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