Green Acres episode Ranking
by jtlorbfan | created - 21 Jul 2021 | updated - 2 months ago | PublicMy personal ranking of all 170 episodes of Green Acres.
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1.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Getting Even with Haney
(1967)
TV-G | 25 min | Comedy, Family
Tired of Doris' nagging about having to beat their laundry on a rock in the creek, Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Mr. Haney. The boat motor in a barrel goes berserk, spraying ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 102
2.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Lisa's Vegetable Garden
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
According to Oliver, every farm wife should be growing her own vegetables so Lisa starts a garden. Armed with useless pamphlets from Mr. Kimball and a flask of perfume, Lisa begins work. ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 90
3.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
How to Succeed in Television Without Really Trying
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
A 10 year old whiz makes a deal with Lisa to "electronificate" the Douglas home for 28 dollars. Havoc ensues as he attempts to automate the entire farm.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 103
4.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
You Ought to Be in Pictures
(1966)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
James Stuart from the agricultural department wants to do a film on the pitfalls of new farmers. The locals think "Jimmy Stewart" is coming to make a big Hollywood movie so they all enroll ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 116
5.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Square Is Not Round
(1966)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver discovers that one of his chickens is laying square eggs, but he can't find out which one it is. In addition, he finds out that he has a toaster that only works when you say the word... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 124
6.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Lisa's First Day on the Farm
(1965)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver and Lisa's first day is a disaster due to Mr. Haney moving out all the plumbing fixtures and then some.
Director: Ralph Levy | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 199
7.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Instant Family
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
At Sam Drucker's store, Oliver and Lisa meet their new neighbor who's about to go into labor. Lisa volunteers herself and Oliver to take care of the other two children who are there. After ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Frank Cady, Tom Lester
Votes: 93
8.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Our Son, the Barber
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Eb's latest career choice is that of a barber. He talks Oliver into paying his tuition to MIT, a mail-order barber college. Eb's sent a dummy head and hair to practice on and receives his ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 94
9.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
School Days
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver spends a lot of time in the principal's office when Lisa enrolls at Hooterville High. In school primarily for a cooking course, she also disrupts history class with her own version ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, George Ives, Sarah Selby
Votes: 113
10.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
After Oliver orders the Monroe brothers to finish work on the bedroom, they confess that they never got a building permit. Oliver storms off to get one himself, only to discover his barn is... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 95
11.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
It's So Peaceful in the Country
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver's mother needs bed rest so she heads to her son's farm in Hooterville. All she has to do is ignore a noisy tractor, a ringing telephone, Alf and Ralph's drilling, dancing Sioux Indians, and their chief who thinks she's a looker.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 116
12.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Oliver vs. the Phone Company
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver is finally fed up with the lousy service of the Hooterville Phone Company. He petitions the state "futilities commercial" (as Lisa calls it) for improvements, but they can't help; ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 104
13.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Saucer Season
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Once Eb's wild story about meeting space aliens hits the press, tourists descend on the Douglas farm to meet the new celebrity. Oliver's more concerned about the crowd trampling his crops, ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 112
14.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Water, Water Everywhere
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Short on water, Mr. Haney contracts Willie the Well-Witcher to find a new spot to dig a well. But once Mr. Haney gets water, the Douglases lose theirs. After Willie witches a new well for ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 101
15.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Pig in a Poke
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver is invited to New York to be the guest speaker at a Harvard alumni banquet but he arrives with an unexpected stowaway. Meanwhile, the Ziffels fear that they'll lose Arnold to Mr. ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 108
16.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Ballad of Molly Turgiss
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver wants to write a folk song about local legend Molly Turgiss, a woman so ugly she was run out of Hooterville. Facts are hard to come by, though, because the mere mention of her name ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 133
17.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Thing
(1967)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver is tired of paying storage for something neither he or Lisa can recall, so he has it shipped to Hooterville. Inside a giant crate is a genuine Stavinski birdbath that Lisa had bought... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Alvy Moore
Votes: 94
18.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
An Old-Fashioned Christmas
(1966)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Sam Drucker is selling artificial Christmas trees that squirt "genuine spruce spray" from the top and ooze fake sap from the trunk. Oliver is horrified; he wants an old-fashioned Christmas ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 129
19.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Rains Came
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
A drought in Hooterville has crops wilting in the fields. Oliver is so desperate, he agrees to pay Haney $350 if he can bring some relief. That's when Haney presents dancing Chief ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 114
20.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Haney's New Image
(1967)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver gets the usual runaround from Haney when he complains about the ancient tractor he'd bought. But suddenly, it's a new, honest Haney who offers to buy back the tractor and the "dump" ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 104
21.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
It's Human to Be Humane
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Bored and looking for a project, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee." She takes her cause to the extreme, declaring everything from duck hunting to selling ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Alvy Moore
Votes: 96
22.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Candidate
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Fed up with the lousy condition of the highway through Hooterville, Oliver launches an attack on their beloved state district representative, Ben Hanks. Oliver runs into a brick wall with ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Hank Patterson
Votes: 92
23.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
One of Our Assemblymen Is Missing
(1966)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver's back on his soap box, delivering fiery patriotic speeches after getting a bill for the State Farm Unattached Duty Tax. No one in Hooterville knows what the tax is for, so Oliver ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 109
24.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver's without an operator on his first day as president of the Hooterville Phone Company. As he wrestles with an exploding switchboard, the locals gossip about how he stole the company ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 100
25.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Star Named Arnold Is Born: Part 1
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Arnold's performance as a British police dog in the Hooterville theater production of "Who"--the marquee wasn't big enough for "Who Killed Jock Robin?"--turns him into an overnight star. ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 112
26.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Culture
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
The "Every Other Wednesday Afternoon Discussion Club" decides to bring culture to the valley by starting the Hooterville Symphony Orchestra. Oliver calls the women "nuts" for considering ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 110
27.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Price of Apples
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver will make considerably more on his apple crop if he gets it to market first. He hires local high schoolers to pick the fruit and uses their old truck to haul them. As the rickety ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 134
28.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Sprained Ankle, Country Style
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
While fixing the TV antenna, Oliver falls through the roof and sprains his ankle. Hooterville residents parade through his bedroom to give their regards. They all bring him food, but eat it... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Alvy Moore, Tom Lester
Votes: 117
29.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Deputy
(1966)
TV-G | 25 min | Comedy, Family
Sam Drucker's going on a two-week vacation to visit his sister and leaves Oliver to take over his duties as deputy sheriff. Complications ensue when Oliver demonstrates how to use a pair of... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 121
30.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Who's Lisa?
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
While fixing the roof, Oliver accidentally drops a hammer on Lisa's head, giving her amnesia. Initially, he's upset because she doesn't even recognize him. On the up side, the "new" Lisa ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 99
31.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Music to Milk By
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Eb becomes obsessed over winning a contest on a Pixley radio station. To win, he has to listen around the clock and identify all the groovy tunes. That becomes even harder after Eleanor the... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Frank Cady, Tom Lester
Votes: 114
32.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Wings Over Hooterville
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
When the dreaded "bing bug" threatens all the crops in Hooterville, Oliver tries to rally the people to rid the town of the menace. He is then volunteered to be the one to fly the crop ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 113
33.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Handy Lessons
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Wanting to be a bigger help to Oliver, Lisa decides to learn carpentry. She buys overalls and begins to study the craft from the inept Monroe brothers. Lisa's talents result in destruction ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Alvy Moore, Tom Lester
Votes: 83
34.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Star Named Arnold Is Born: Part 2
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver and Lisa chaperon Arnold to Hollywood for his screen test. Producer Boris Fedor isn't interested in the pig; he's just using him to pressure a greedy horse to come back to work. When... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Hank Patterson, Patience Cleveland
Votes: 106
35.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Lisa Has a Calf
(1965)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Eleanor the cow is pregnant and everyone thinks that it's Lisa who is expecting.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Eleanor Audley
Votes: 124
36.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Beverly Hillbillies
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
When the cast takes ill, the Douglases become stars in a charity production of "The Beverly Hillbillies." After Eb "punches up" a script from the series, Hank Kimball plays Jed Clampett, ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 100
37.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Trapped
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Old timbers collapse, trapping Oliver and Lisa in an old root cellar they've discovered under their house. Calling for help through the kitchen sink drain, the two await rescue by Eb, who ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 78
38.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver's tax refund check motivates the farmers of Hooterville to request their refunds, too. Not understanding that you have to actually pay taxes first, they write in and state their ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 118
39.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Eb Uses His Ingenuity
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
While all of Hooterville is excited about the upcoming big dance, Eb is obsessed with raising $20. He wants to buy his girlfriend a birthday present and take her to the "swanky" Pixley ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 77
40.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Prize in Every Package
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Criminals rob a jewelry store in Chicago and stash their haul in a grain bin. The expensive gems end up packed in boxes of Crickly Wickly cereal shipped to Hooterville. Lisa knows real ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Frank Cady, Tom Lester
Votes: 96
41.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Never Take Your Wife to a Convention
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
The only thing Oliver learns at a farming convention is how to get a hangover. He and Lisa meet up with Charlie, a former gangster-turned-farmer, and Wanda, his floozy dancer wife. The more... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 105
42.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Rest and Relaxation
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver's old friend, reporter Mort Warner, comes to Hooterville to relax and soothe his rattled nerves. He's ready to flee in less than one day. Mort is frightened by Lisa's syrupy coffee, ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 79
43.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
What Happened in Scranton?
(1965)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Lisa starts a beauty parlor and brings in Claude the hairdresser.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 127
44.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Oliver's Jaded Past
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Shirley Mitchell, George Ives
Votes: 97
45.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Uncle Ollie
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver and Lisa's groovy nephew arrives in Hooterville on his motorcycle with long hair, hip lingo and no interest in work. However, Chuck is excellent with motors and proceeds to "soup up"... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 120
46.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Home Isn't Built in a Day
(1966)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Tired of living in a dump, Lisa demands some serious home improvements. Oliver fires the Monroe brothers and hires an architect to draw up plans. Renovations come to a screeching halt ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 109
47.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Das Lumpen
(1967)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Lisa tells another version of how she and Oliver met during World War II. As a member of the Hungarian underground, she saved him from Nazis by hiding him in a barn and got him a Purple ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Frank Cady, Alvy Moore
Votes: 91
48.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked
(1967)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver's reign as "El Presidente" of the phone company crashes and burns when he hires a farm worker to be his operator. He pays Haney to take the nightmare off his hands, but soon ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 102
49.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Hunting We Won't Go
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
After a friendly doe wanders onto the farm, Lisa starts a drive to ban deer hunting. When the governor arrives in Hooterville for the start of hunting season, Lisa presents him with her ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 81
50.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Arnold, Boy Hero
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Arnold is opening an account at the Pixley Bank when two robbers make off with a bundle of cash and the pig's five dollars. The pair hides out at the Douglas' farm, taking Lisa, Oliver and ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 100
51.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Cow Killer
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
The rickety truck Haney delivers is not the modern one Oliver made a down payment on. He gives the con man until six PM to return his $200 down payment or face jail time for fraud and ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 83
52.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Bundle of Joy
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver travels to New York to wrap up a case for his old law firm. While he's gone, Lisa and Eb take in a puppy left on the doorstep. When Lisa interrupts his meeting to tell him about "... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 76
53.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Beauty Is Skin Deep
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Sam Drucker stocks hardly any "cosmeteticals" in his store, so Lisa offers to put together a display for his business. When 395 cartons of Lady Love cosmetics are delivered, she forces ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 82
54.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau?
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep meets Arnold and discovers he's not a human, he tries to disqualify ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 103
55.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Lisa's Mudder Comes for a Visit
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Lisa's mother surprises her and "Whatshisname" (Oliver) with a three week visit. She just became a countess--the title came with an estate she bought--but Eb tells everyone she's the Queen ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 89
56.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Not Guilty
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Sam Drucker calls the law when he finds $300 is missing from his safe. With the investigation pointing only to Frank Nitti, Eb is finally charged. He shows up in a car he paid $300 for, but can't recall who gave him the money to buy it.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 96
57.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Tale of a Tail
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
"Famous pig lawyer" Oliver Douglas arrives in Chicago with Lisa and Eb to prove Arnold's the rightful heir to a $20,000,000 Birnbach pork fortune. While Arnold is given the royal treatment ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Frank Cady, Tom Lester
Votes: 87
58.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Kind Word for the President
(1967)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Irritated by complaints and about how much money he's losing, Oliver raises the rates at the Hooterville Phone Company. His top priority, however, is getting the Monroe brothers to connect ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Frank Cady, Tom Lester
Votes: 89
59.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Hole in the Porch
(1971)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver's really bad day starts when Kimball falls through the dry-rotted front porch and sprains his ankle. After Lisa moves the injured patient into their bedroom to recuperate he blows ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 74
60.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Double Drick
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Tired of repairing the rickety generator that Haney sold him, Oliver checks on the status of his electricity. Learning that his application was never mailed, Oliver decides to deal with the... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 110
61.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Beeping Rock
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Eleven-year-old Dinky Watson's wild story about his recent trip to the moon enthralls Eb and Lisa. Oliver believes none of it, especially after the kid sells Lisa a "moon rock" for $14. But... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 81
62.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Road
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver's steamed over Hooterville's dirt road, especially after learning the money to pave it was appropriated thirty years earlier. Never content to leave well enough alone, he descends on... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 84
63.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Hungarian Curse
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
The Hungarian man who saved the life of Lisa's uncle moves in, seeking repayment for his good deed. Lisa feels an obligation to help Lazlo, but Oliver is simply irritated by his constant ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 91
64.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
No Trespassing
(1967)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 104
65.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Lisa Bakes a Cake
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
After Lisa lists Oliver in the new phone directory as an attorney, he fears he'll be flooded with calls wanting his legal advice. Instead, he turns cranky when his phone doesn't ring. ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 119
66.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Reincarnation of Eb
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver, Lisa and Eb talk about reincarnation after watching a movie about a grandfather who returns as a racehorse. Later, when Eb goes missing during a nasty thunderstorm, Lisa is worried ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 83
67.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Oliver Buys a Farm
(1965)
TV-G | 25 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver Wendell Douglas quits his job as a lawyer and moves from Park Avenue to Hooterville. He wants to get away from the "rat race" of the city. His beautiful wife Lisa doesn't exactly love the idea.
Director: Ralph Levy | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, John Daly, Eleanor Audley
Votes: 264
68.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Exodus to Bleedswell
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
The residents of Hooterville flock to nearby Bleedswell for jobs at the new defense plant. To keep people from leaving, Hooterville reopens its old airplane factory to fulfill its contract with the Army--signed during WWI.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 117
69.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
How to Enlarge a Bedroom
(1965)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Alf and Ralph begin work on the bedroom but their work gets condemned.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 106
70.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Picnic
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver wants to have a simple, romantic Sunday picnic with Lisa. His afternoon for two turns into an irritating crowd when everyone invites themselves and tags along. Joining the couple are... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Mona Bruns, Pat Buttram
Votes: 88
71.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Star Witness
(1971)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Arnold the pig is the key witness to a daring robbery, and just the pig to cook the crook's bacon.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 76
72.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Rutabaga Story
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
It's planting season in Hooterville, but Oliver doesn't know what to grow. After testing the soil, he discovers Hooterville is perfect for growing rutabagas. The locals are overcome with ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 100
73.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Oliver's Double
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
An embezzler who's a dead ringer for Oliver hides out in Pixley with his wife until the heat is off. Eb spots the crook kissing his moll and assumes it's Oliver cheating on "Mom." Haney ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 85
74.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Lisa's Jam Session
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Drucker's store doesn't sell jam since all the Hooterville women make their own. Oliver encourages the reluctant Lisa to learn how to make preserves from Doris Ziffel since her's are the ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 94
75.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Wedding Anniversary
(1965)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver gets in trouble with Lisa when he forgets how long they have been married.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 128
76.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Horse? What Horse?
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Lisa believes that Oliver's beginning to crack under the pressure of running the farm. After he claims to have seen a spotted horse and a zebra, she calls Doc Stuart to give him a checkup. ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 109
77.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Lisa the Helpmate
(1965)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver's mother doesn't approve of his decision to become a farmer so she sabotages his soil samples.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Eleanor Audley, Tom Lester
Votes: 131
78.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The City Kids
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver invites four city children to spend a week on the farm. While Oliver teaches them to plant seeds and milk a cow, Lisa falls in love with the little girl of the group, Lori. The two ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 93
79.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Where There's a Will
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
The descendant of Herman, a pig that predicted the weather with his tail, stands to inherit the $20,000,000 Birnbacher estate. Fred Ziffel is convinced it's Arnold who has possesses same ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 82
80.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
The law office of Douglas and Williams is open for business, even though the sign has Oliver Mendell Douglas (later Oliver Wendell Wilkie Holmes) listed as a partner. Unqualified secretary ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 77
81.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
My Mother, the Countess
(1968)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
On learning that Lisa's mother is coming for a visit, the Hooterville residents go overboard in wanting to welcome the countess. Despite Oliver's protests that she's not royalty, they forge... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 98
82.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Uncle Fedor
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Lisa's skittish Uncle Fedor uses the Douglas' home to hide out--mostly under the bed and sofa. He claims he's on the run from the Secret Police who want him for a valuable formula he's ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 81
83.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Never Trust a Little Old Lady
(1966)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
It's tomato planting season and Oliver needs useful weather information. Hooterville relies on WPIXL-TV's Mildred, a little old lady who prances out of her dollhouse, or Walter, the singing... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 108
84.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Everybody Tries to Love a Countess
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Two weeks of boredom is finally enough for Lisa's mother. To Oliver's relief, the woman who still doesn't know his name is packed and ready to go. His celebration is brief once greedy Mr. ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Edgar Buchanan, Pat Buttram
Votes: 80
85.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out
(1967)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver has to choose between being a farmer or lawyer when he gets an offer to practice in Washington, D.C. The official-looking letter, however, has the locals convinced that Oliver is ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Alvy Moore
Votes: 97
86.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver is allowed to join the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department if he'll play an instrument in their marching band. As Chief Joe Carson explains, they have more parades than fires. ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 119
87.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Hooterville Image
(1966)
TV-G | 26 min | Comedy, Family
The Hooterville farmers have decided that Oliver is ruining the town's image by doing his farming chores in a suit. Oliver eventually gives in to their demand to wear overalls, but they ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 112
88.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Everywhere a Chick Chick
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver plans to raise baby chickens, but has to improvise on how to care for them when his brooder breaks down.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 78
89.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Happy Birthday
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver is irritated to be sharing his birthday with Arnold Ziffel, partially because the pig is getting so much attention. Even after Haney pitches him on a selection of ridiculous gifts, ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 72
90.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Wealthy Landowner
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Eb advertises himself as a wealthy landowner in a magazine personal ad. As he begins communicating with a young woman with a Park Avenue address, the lies about his worth and adventures ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Skye Aubrey, Ivor Barry
Votes: 81
91.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth
(1966)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Lisa wants to surprise Oliver with a new tractor for his birthday. To keep it out of sight, she has it delivered to the Ziffels' farm. The old couple mistakes it for a gift from Mrs. ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Hank Patterson
Votes: 129
92.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Free Paint Job
(1971)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
A paint company offers to put a fresh coat the Douglas' house to take "before and after" photos. As quickly as they apply the paint, the porous wood absorbs it while making a sucking sound.... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 85
93.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Birthday Gift
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver gives Lisa a talking horse named Mr. Fred for her birthday.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Eleanor Audley, Pat Buttram
Votes: 116
94.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
King Oliver I
(1971)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
The governor declares the state bankrupt, shuts down most services, and raises taxes by 52%. Hothead Oliver demands the locals protest and, after hearing Lisa's story of how her father the ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 75
95.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
You and Your Big Shrunken Head
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
When the Douglases, Eb, and potentially wealthy Arnold return from Chicago, the pig goes on a gift-giving spree. Mr. Kimball gets a wristwatch, Lisa, an expensive bracelet, and Oliver, a ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 85
96.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Retreat from Washington
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
With the Douglases in Washington, the "Haney Farm Mindin' Service" leases out their house (for $4 a day) to a couple with six children. Meanwhile in D.C., Lisa and Eb go to the White House ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady
Votes: 93
97.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier
(1966)
TV-G | 25 min | Comedy, Family
The draft board sends Arnold Ziffel a conscription notice without realizing he is a pig.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Alvy Moore
Votes: 114
98.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
You Can't Plug in a 2 with a 6
(1965)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
Oliver plants crops using a bizarre country formula. Lisa can't grasp the principal of electricity.
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 147
99.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
The Marital Vacation
(1969)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
It's Lisa's idea for her and Oliver to take separate vacations since they're getting on each other's nerves, but she misses him before she's out of the airport. Oliver's nerves are wrecked ... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 82
100.
Green Acres (1965–1971)
Episode:
Enterprising Eb
(1970)
TV-G | 30 min | Comedy, Family
The Douglases give Eb two acres of land so he can build a house for himself and his future bride, but the boy's only saved $538 for the job. He schemes to raise a down payment for a loan by... See full summary »
Director: Richard L. Bare | Stars: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
Votes: 74
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