Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! This atrocity is without a doubt the absolute worst film that I have ever seen. I was literally in pain watching this mess. It is one of those rare movies that manages to combine endless boredom with sheer stupidity, and that all adds up to an experience that would make a nude hike through Siberia in winter seem preferable. I'd bad-mouth this film some more, but the mere thought of it is making me nauseous...
