2/10
Boring Bee Bimbos from the Cheesy 70's!! :=8P
12 September 1999
Ok, I admit that the idea of a moovie showing nubile bee cuties milkin' the honey outta a bunch of dopey guys to take over the world is quite tempting. Just goes to show you shouldn't judge a trash flic by its premise. A fiendishly sluggish and dull moovie, even the mooch anticipated t&a parts are sooo dark and murkily shot its like watching an abstract shadow puppet show. The one scene that is watchably lit, the chicky-poo covered in honey-scene, is silly and oddly antiseptic. The special effects boil down to black contact lenses, sunglasses, blinking lights, and the bee girls'...er...um...hives. The audio sounds like its coming from out of your shoe. This probably would have made an ok porn moovie for the hairsuit 70's, and the production levels are about the same, but as a trash/horror moovie the only buzzing you'll her is your own snoring. MooCow says tell these boring bumblers to buzz off. :=8P
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