This film is disgusting, perverted, sleazy, squalid, slimy, repulsive, sickening, filthy, nauseating, and basically just a downright unpleasant experience. What's that? You say I've identified only a few of the reasons you like it? You say you're going to cross-dress and head down to the midnight show at the local Bijou this Saturday to recite all the movie's lines, shout back at the screen, and throw things at 200 other cross-dressers? How nice. You and I appear to have different tastes. Have a good time at the show. Come straight home. Bye, now.
Review of The Rocky Horror Picture Show
