***SPOILERS*** ***SPOILERS*** Do you like B movies? I just watched Madonna's first film which was not academy award winning material. It's set in 1979 NYC and this guy who sorta plays her boyfriend is at this coffee shop and this weird white guy around age 40 kept bothering him and eventually asks him where he could get laid. Later he rapes Madonna, so her b/f and his friends pose as hookers and hustle him into a limmo and then take him to this theatre where they tie him up and cut him apart in a musical number that reminded me of the 'I Eat Cannibals' video. Her b/f returned home to Madonna as she was resting and anointed her face and neck with the rapists blood which he'd brought in a chalice. It is as entertaining as it is absurd. As I was rewinding the tape a comedian on Comedy Central was pointing to a sign that said 'hookers don't like to snuggle.' Of course not. They like to dismember rapists in cheesy Total Coelo-esque outfits. I don't blame them.
Had I starred in this film I wouldn't talk about it either. I had some problems with the tape not playing and should have taken it as an omen.
Had I starred in this film I wouldn't talk about it either. I had some problems with the tape not playing and should have taken it as an omen.