Three years ago I was on vacation with my family in California. On the last day, everything went wrong. Upon calling home we found out our dog had died, after swimming in the ocean we were unable to shower and I was covered with salt residue for the rest of the day. After boarding a small plane in a storm for a 7 hour Red Eye flight I thought that things couldn't get worse. Then the Pallbearer came on. This was one of the worst films I have ever seen. Between its combination of no humour, melodramatic plotting and a slew of other problems this film comes off as simply depressing. It's like watching the Graduate (who's plot they completely copy) with all the good parts taken out. It is a joyless trip through narcissism and idiocy that anyone with half a brain should miss.
Review of The Pallbearer
