helpless_dancer Review of Two If by Sea

Two If by Sea (1996)

Too bad if you see

[1/10 · 8 January 2002]

I couldn't stand but 30 minutes of this swill. Lame, utterly stupid jokes used in the most idiotic instances: third grade dialogue with a kindergarten story. Who wrote this crap? Even Sandra looked like hell, positively fat. Putrid!