Review of Deep Blue Sea

Deep Blue Sea (1999)
1/10
I WANT...
10 July 2001
Warning: Spoilers
a refund! no wait, I want the time I wasted of my life back!

(btw there's spoilers in here)

first off I would like to say, did no one else notice that these "wonderfully intelligent" marine biologists knew absolutely NOTHING about sharks??? for the love of god, anyone who's ever watched the discovery channel knows more than these fools.

i was hoping that because of Samuel L Jackson being in the film that I would be able to sit through it; alas he is done away with, albeit in a rather entertaining way.

however, i must say that this film definitely falls under the category of hilarious horror/action flicks(keep in mind though that humor was definitely not the intent of the creators of this piece of rot, and you may find yourself weeping uncontrollably). i'm sorry to say that anyone who is looking for a Jaws-type thriller is better off watching any episode of Crocodile Hunter. While LL Cool J was actually pretty funny in this, unfortunately out of the cast at hand if Samuel L Jackson couldn't save this, no one could have. Actually, this was beyond hope from the beginning......ahhhh, when will Hollywood learn to stop relying solely on special effects?

don't bother unless you're looped out enough to have a good laugh.
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