6/10
Mindlessly entertaining...
21 May 2001
Here we have one of those rare sequels that is every bit as good

as the original. Of course, I'm not saying the original was any good

to begin with. Actually, I'm not even sure they didn't just basically

recut the same old movie and tag one or two new characters and

then release it under this new title!

In any event, I took my 7 year old boy to see the movie and he had

a ball. Come to think of it, I was pretty well entertained also. Plot

details are too silly (and inconsequential) to get into. Suffice to say,

the title character (the sullen Imhotep) is somehow resurrected

and, by some contrivance, once again must face the meddling of

Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz (now married with a tow headed

Junior Egyptologist as their son) and the bumbling brother-in-law

John Hannah. Mysterious native good-guy Ardeth Bey is also back

as are the usual Indiana Jones inspired assortment of swarthy

power (or money) hungry villains.

The new twist involves the legendary character of the Scorpion

King (WWF's The Rock in his well suited -- and undemanding --

debut performance) whose legend is laid out in a tidy opening

sequence set some 5000 years in the past. Suffice to say, the

forces of both good and evil are concerned with the Scorpion

King's resurrection and the ancient prophesy that would release

the evil Egyptian God Anubis' army of the undead upon the

unsuspecting world. Do I have to keep it a secret as to who

prevails?

The movie is charged with energy and the action doesn't let up

long enough for anyone to groan over the scripts numerous

attempts at machismo-levity in the face of great peril (a hallmark of

Fraser's). In the end, the movie, like its predecessor, strives to be

an Indiana Jones episode. And, as with its predecessor, it comes

off as a 2nd rate imitation. It just tries too hard and the strain bogs

the film down. What's most surprising about this movie is how

disappointing the special effects turn out to be. The seams really

show during several crucial sequences. Most egregious of all is

the CGI figure of the resurrected Scorpion King as a half man/half

scorpion creature. What is supposed to look like The Rock's head

and upper torso, looks like one of the human characters from Toy

Story. Those Ray Harryhausen stop motion creatures from the

Sinbad movies would have been more effective.

I would recommend The Mummy Returns for everyone who enjoyed the first movie. It's not a bad family fright movie either.

While the action may be intense for the smallest movie-age

kiddies, the violence is quite bloodless. Most harrowing for

youngsters might be the scene where the decomposed Imhotep

"sucks" the skin off of three victims (who kind of deserved it

anyway, in the morality of the narrative) in order to reconstitute his

own flesh. It sounds worse than it actually appears on film, believe

it or not. Actually, so does this movie.
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