That's really the only word for this. What a travesty, to take such a great concept and make such a piece of crap. A noir comedy should be exactly my cup of tea, too. But the comedy was too uneven, and the noir touches were mixed into a modern-sensibilities romantic plotline that indicates the director doesn't understand noir. The plot contained holes in areas that were just too vital - the ultra-shocking climax turns out to have been completely unnecessary in the denouement. I liked the visual gimmicks though; wipes using an X-ray effect, and intercuts of animated X-rays at key moments. It was visually good - reminded me a bit of "Suture". But altogether one of the most disappointing films I've seen in a while.