I couldn't believe my eyes and ears. Was I really watching the very worst film ever made? Think so. Scene after scene falls flat. Miscasting from top to bottom. A director who appears to have never WATCHED a film, let alone directed before. A screenwriter who seems to have consulted with no one over age 11. Worse than last year's PLANET OF THE APES. Much worse than BATTLEFIELD EARTH (Is that possible?). Better stop here -- already wasted two hours watching the film. In summary -- a complete disgrace.