Review of Unspeakable

Unspeakable (2002)
1/10
WASTED $8 on A TERRIBLE FILM...
2 April 2004
Ok... I am on a mission... I am a lover of film, and this movie got a lot of hype. Through research I have found that all the hype is coming from the funder of the film, Pavan Grover. I just wasted $8 bucks on this terrible B rate movie. AND I MEAN TERRIBLE!!! This is just dumb... DON"T BELIEVE A WORD YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS FILM IT IS PROPAGANDA!!! First off the most talked about thing I have heard of is the "realistic" execution scene. Oh my gosh, talk about an over statement... "Realistic?" First off, anyone who claims it to be realistic I would ask them if they had ever seen an electricution? Nope, didn't think so... Basically it was pavan shaking and yelling "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" no that is not realism! Furthermore, it was said that he as a film maker didn't have the hood so it would be in your face... Whatever... bad idea... It looks fake and cheezy. Oh and about pavan grover being a film maker... Someone needs to look up the definition on that. Film makers make films. They don't fund movies so they can be the star. In an interview Grover proclaimed "all the odds were against me", yes if you consider he has not talent he is right. But unlike real film makers who don't have rich momies to buy them films, pavan comes off as an ego maniac and a joke. And everyone in my theatre was demanding their money back. The writer of this film, COINCIDENTALLY grover, (first rule of good filmmaking don't cast yourself before the script is even done) did NO RESEARCH!!! And the film comes off very amateurish. However, that is overshadowed by just how bad the acting is and how stupid the dialogue and plot are. BAD BAD BAD!!! DO NOT SEE THIS!!! Don't be fooled this not an "indie" in the true sense of the word this is a rich guy who is obsessed with himself and fame. Fame he will never find, yet he happens to be rich or have rich ties and he is using them to be in movies. I heard it called a Hollywood blockbuster by someone, and i laughed... It only got in 15 theatres, what a joke! I asked a theatre person how it got in and they said quote "i think the guy that made the movie is paying to have it shown." There is a reason why MGM, notorious for buying bad films, didn't put any money behind it. The best thing about the movie is that grover only has about 20 lines, lines that he easily makes look really cheezy.. "Who put the bom in the bom ti bom, Thank ya Thank ya very much" The script had so many holes... Oh I need a pain specialist after watching it... In fact i would go for some electricution right now to put me out of my misery... I think grover should be encouraged to stay with being a doctor... Leave films to artists. It was reported that hopper loved the script and pushed it, however the word i heard from hollywood was that nobody will pass up 300k for a weekend of shooting to have a really small part of a film. I really doubt hopper considers this his best work. Also in a recent interview grover refused to tell the budget... I wonder why... He said "it looks like a 10 million dollar picture, for a fraction of the cost" Well grover will pay a bigger cost, a cost of having a bad movie. I heard the budget was like 4 million... The quality looks like a 1 million dollar film, a wasted 1 million dollars... The film really has no genre.. Not horror, not action, not sci-fi and not thrillers, it is a spoof of a bad film. I hope grover has someone that loves him... who really really loves him... and can slap him around, till his ego falls out of his poofy hair. DON"T WASTE YOUR $8 bucks... BUT IF YOU MUST SEE WHAT ALL THE FALSE PROPAGANDA IS ABOUT DEMAND YOUR MONEY BACK AFTERWARDS!!!
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