Review of Hitch

Hitch (I) (2005)
1/10
Good movie right up to the end!
3 July 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I don't know if it's possible to spoil a movie with an ending this bad. It's impossible to describe in just a few lines how bad the ending is. I wanted to slam my head against the wall repeatedly for hours to get the steady hum of this garbage to stop. My fiancée hated it too. Too keep it brief without being a complete spoiler - one of the characters who makes it through to the end and lives "happily ever after" actually deserved to be tortured to death slowly. Or at least fed through a tree shredder. That she should be treated with sympathy or even affection is such an incredibly bad decision on the part of the screenwriter that I hope his or her fingers develop severe arthritis so that they can never write again. If (s)he should need to become mute as well, than so be it. Oh god, it's so bad. I need to go watch "Gigli" so that I slowly work my way back up the movie intelligence scale...
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