Review of Breeders

Breeders (1986)
1/10
If you paid more than twenty cents for this in your local bargain-bin, you've been had!
13 November 2005
Imagine Roger Corman in pre-school - drunk and on Prozac...it would STILL have turned out better!

Unfit to be classified as either a "horror film," a "Sci-fi outing," even "entertainment," BREEDERS is unadulterated juvenile and fully amateurish crap, easily eclipsing well-documented losers such as R.O.T.O.R, PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE, PSYCHOCOP and FLYING VIRUS in the "crap of all time" stakes! Obviously made on a budget of $200 tops, no self-respecting film student would likely offer-up this garbage for assessment.

My daughter recently submitted a six-minute short film called "Melodic Disconnection" as part of her school final exams - Even allowing for nepotistic prejudice. it rates a ten besides this! Inane script, talentless acting, appalling "special effects" and an absurd music score, this soft-porn crud defies belief.

The benchmark for putrid film-making.
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