Review of Boogeyman

Boogeyman (2005)
1/10
Utterly boring rubbish. Complete waste of time and money.
1 May 2006
When I say waste of money, I mean both the $1 I spent to rent this DVD and the film makers who spent money to make this piece of garbage. I'm not so upset about losing the dollar - I mostly regret the waste of 90 minutes of my life. There is nothing entertaining in this move - not even any nudity.

We're supposed to believe that a monster lives in a kid's closet. No explanation where the monster comes from or anything. Is it a ghost? Is it an alien? Who knows? Who cares? The monster snatches the kid's father which freaks the kid out. Later the kid goes back to the house and confronts the monster. That's the plot. Woohoo!

Even a stupid idea like this could be forgiven or forgotten if the movie otherwise provided chills, thrills, or laughs. Unfortunately, none of that stuff here. The big showdown with the monster is a joke, and possibly the only (unintentionally) funny part of the movie.

This movie has no redeeming qualities and is not even worth a $1 rental. I gave it 1/10.
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