OK, before I talk about the movie, don't go watch it expecting something... good. You'll be severely disappointed. DO watch it as a comedy, not a good comedy like Blazing Saddles or any Montey Python movie, but a movie not trying to be a comedy, but sadly is, like the Evil Dead series or really any other "B" rated horror movie.
So some scrawny thespian lost his dad to a bunch of Canadian high school football players wearing masks, oh so long ago, who can't even drive fast enough to knock this kid off a bike, nor have a good enough aim with a gun to shoot at a truck going... 20 miles per hour. Scrawny boy hooks up with a mullet wielding drunk named Zap Rowsdower... doesn't this sound great so far? With a name like Rowsdower, know on will even care about the plot, right? It gets better! Being chased by Satoris, a dubbed half albino villain, Scrawny thespian and cynical drunkard adventure through southern Alberta... the mystical location of an ancient, and apparently highly cultured and advanced race ever to be known to earth.
This is a horrible attempt at a weak D&D plot set in "Hockey Hair" time with all hero's abilities set to 0. Please don't watch this movie without the MST3K professionals doing their work. 9/10 MST3K, 2/10 sober...
So some scrawny thespian lost his dad to a bunch of Canadian high school football players wearing masks, oh so long ago, who can't even drive fast enough to knock this kid off a bike, nor have a good enough aim with a gun to shoot at a truck going... 20 miles per hour. Scrawny boy hooks up with a mullet wielding drunk named Zap Rowsdower... doesn't this sound great so far? With a name like Rowsdower, know on will even care about the plot, right? It gets better! Being chased by Satoris, a dubbed half albino villain, Scrawny thespian and cynical drunkard adventure through southern Alberta... the mystical location of an ancient, and apparently highly cultured and advanced race ever to be known to earth.
This is a horrible attempt at a weak D&D plot set in "Hockey Hair" time with all hero's abilities set to 0. Please don't watch this movie without the MST3K professionals doing their work. 9/10 MST3K, 2/10 sober...