wow.this movie started out better than i expected,and then went downhill quickly.the makeup effects in this woofer were pretty pathetic,intentionally,i think.the demons were downright repugnant,to say the least.there is virtually no discernible plot.there were some name actors,although why they would sink so low,i have no idea.can you say Hollywood squares?anyway the movie very quickly degenerates into an orgy(literally)of blood and gore.people die in all kinds of sick disgusting ways.demons die,also in all kinds of sick disgusting ways and of course there is the obligatory scene with naked chicks galore. naturally,the chief demon baddie dies near the end of the film.surprisingly his death is less disgusting than the rest.anyway,a Saviour arises from all this.(actually she just takes over from the previous one,who of course dies in front of her before passing on the legacy)and bla bla bla,everyone lives happily ever after.for now. i'm ashamed to admit i kind of enjoyed this bomb.it is totally forgettable and has no merit i can think.but,it did kill 2 hours of my time.luckily i saw it on cable.it's not worth renting,but if you see it sometime on cable,it s worth diverting your attention for a couple of hours if you want some good laughs and you have nothing else to do. 4* out of 10
good guys vs demons(a real mess of a film) but i kind of enjoyed it
19 October 2006
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